• I learned snails and slugs can apparently eat rat poison and will get fat on it instead of dying so i would like to present: giant fallout radsnails
Like, brahmin sized. Very slow but relatively unstoppable.
Also, more than two eye stalks.
Some poor settler tries to poison the molerat nest down the hill but instead they attract a giant gooey glow in the dark radsnail that will not leave
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The radiation made them much more intelligent than expected, equivalent of the one of a trained dog. Their shells are as resistant as a mirelurk carapace, often littered with vines, mushrooms and vegetation.
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    • I'd say they be passive except with radioactivity and extra radiation on the slime
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    • We need to take that things to the Snurch
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • A continuous source for glowing mushrooms and nuclear material.
      Gwroon 5 aug
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    • Salt is now the most desired commodity
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    • Sounds like a nice new creature for the lore.
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    • “Relatively unstoppable” Junkjet loaded with boxes full of table salt begs to differ
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    • Ride them around with a saddle. It would be a great way to transport
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    • The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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    • Fallout 76 did something like that with hermit crabs. They take residence in old bus chassis and are virtually indestructible, but harmless. It takes like 2 mini nukes and a full auto .50 call to scratch em.
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 5 aug
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    • That snussy got me acting up
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    • this is the snail they were talking about in that $1,000,000,000 post
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    • There is already a enemy that is kind of like a snail in fallout, I think it has a bus on its back to act as a shell
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    • The shells should be laser resistant like mirelurk shells
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    • Yeah that’s not happening we’re too lazy
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    • So basically the snails from Eragon, on Vroengard.
      Eksoram 5 aug
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    • The Pot by Tool music video
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    • Hell yea
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    • Ain't nothing a double dose of rock salt can't fix
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    • it’s too late to take him to snurch, we’ve got to take him to snAIL
      gummo_3 5 aug
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    • They drop slime which can be used for adhesive
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    • Yeah
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    • now give them a piece of saltrock
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    • But can I domesticate it?
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    • Radsnail
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    • Comically large snail
      Isolated 5 aug
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    • Yeah, but gun.
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    • Do you get 1 million dollars?
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    • That’s sounds cool as fuck
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    • i want to pet it
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    • Reminds me of those shell bugs in Dawnguard DLC. You know the big hulking insect that you find in small caves that are too small for it to leave that is in a forgotten landscape and they have the choice to either live in the darkness or die by your pickaxe to make some helmet for your Falmer armor.
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    • Do people even really like fallout or is Todd just paying you all to say you do?
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    • What the fuck is a Brahmin?
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    • That's a rad snail
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    • Rideable snail!
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    • Torterra
      RyguyG 5 aug
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    • The Eragon Snails of Vroengard
      JamBoi 5 aug
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    • Byeah
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    • I like it
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    • Snagali time!
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    • This Is Fucking Disgusting! Put It In The Next Fallout, So I Can Turn It Go Goo
      4Pep 5 aug
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    • Take me to snurch
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    • Just toss salt on it
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    • So a snail dog
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    • This is true, i work in pest control and we set out bait stations for rodents around homes and businesses and snails will eat all the rat poison out of them.
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    • Just put salt on it
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    • Next fallout game needs these
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    • Awesome! Make it so
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    • *loading my twelve gauge with rock salt rounds*
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    • Den den mushi but real
      witchh 8 aug
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    • It’d still be faster than the rest of the followers.
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    • They would be used like donkeys, with a can of rat poison on a stick to lead them to plow the fields, and at the same time fertilize it with their goo
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    • 10x times the health of a legendary deathclaw or Yao guai damage is 1 fifth of what it is against the shell but unlimited mushrooms and moves slow
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    • Cait can handle it
      Gonnacry 8 aug
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    • Rat poison isnt necessarily poison. Especially nowadays. After they eat it, the pellet expands in their stomach and blocks their intestines so they go to their burrows and starve to death. Others block receptors in their brain that trigger hunger, so they, again, go to their burrows and starve to x
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    • Have one for a companion, but he's slow af and just emits heavy bass, and a continuous lethal dose of rads at all times in a 30 ft radius.
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    • Comically large snail
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    • I really hope that one day we can have giant snails
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    • Salt guns
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    • Damn I love it
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    • One thing... WHAT COULD a snail possibly do in the wastelands
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    • Its true, when I check rodent bait stations on my route I have to remove fat snails and crickets. The poison has no effect on them.
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    • Oh my
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    • Dope
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    • That’s a great concept
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    • I would definitely put a chair on it
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    • They also leave behind a trail of radioactive sludge
      NotYoDad 7 aug
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    • Cut it’s eye stalks off
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    • Give me the pathfinder statblock. (Not dnd that's gay)
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    • Hmmm, intriguing
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    • If you give them beer they will drink themselves to death
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    • Mmmm, that's fucking good.
      Proxius3 7 aug
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    • Snalgli
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    • They are passive and can be tamed with rat poison
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    • Better yet just make it have six eyestalks with three on each side so it looks sorta like the halo engineers
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    • What about Salt
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    • Sounds like a fallout animal
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    • Is this Reddit or tumblr
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    • Plz yes
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    • And you take radiation damage in its vicinity
      NotNard 7 aug
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    • Can I keep it
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    • That’s a really cool idea for a mob
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    • Honestly i would love this
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    • That would be sweet
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    • As smart as trained dogs? Pet snail time.
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    • When’s fallout gonna be irl
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    • Man I wish obsidian made another fallout game
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    • If you’re wondering when it’s acceptable to break out the MIRV, this is it.
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    • You get hella rads when youre around them or on their slime trails
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    • Makes an original character design and it's a fucking snail
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    • Fucming Junji Ito flashbacks
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    • Dump little salt on his ass
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    • That thing could actually travel pretty fast
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    • I love it
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    • Anyone familiar with that giant snail from French folklore that stays at the bottom of cave systems and extends feelers for miles so it can grab hapless cave explorers and eat them?
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    • Snussy got me acting strange.
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