I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
ThePrincess ThePrincess
22 mar
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence
Republican
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen
Libertarian
@ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker
Green
Don Blankenship, William Mohr
Constitution
Woah.
Write-in
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian @ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker Green Don Blankenship, William Mohr Constitution Woah. Write-in
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN
Be strong my child.
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
5 nov 2020
Jesus is here to give you strength during NNN Be strong my child.
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
SOMEONE'S SON
Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
ThatGuyToasty ThatGuyToasty
12 jan 2021
SOMEONE'S SON Your heel watching you buy more face skin care products
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S
THIRD DOG.
Scarletbee Scarletbee
25 may
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S THIRD DOG.
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS. HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf
Bitch you mean a feather?
LaMadrina LaMadrina
23 sep 2020
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf Bitch you mean a feather?
CRAZYGAMERDUDE0 CRAZYGAMERDUDE0
28 sep 2020
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'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out
To Be Seagull Dyed Blue
An exotic-looking orange jut to be a
seagull covered In curry
Worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out To Be Seagull Dyed Blue An exotic-looking orange jut to be a seagull covered In curry Worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!