I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD?
O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW.
cHUCK INeWERSEN,
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BOB HOW LONG HAS THAT ELDERLY ZOMBIE BEEN GUMMING YOUR HEAD? O} ABOUT THREE WEEKS NOW. cHUCK INeWERSEN,
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child?
Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
camsuar98 camsuar98
23 sep 2020
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child? Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
My playlist like...
My playlist like...
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
Kittens Kittens
29 sep 2020
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER!
THE IMPOSTER!
'SCREE
MEETING
ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. -
RANT:
MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Dravakin Dravakin
28 sep 2020
HE'S A SITH LORD; HE'S IMPOSTER! THE IMPOSTER! 'SCREE MEETING ANAKIN, MACE WINDU IS ACTING PRETTY SUS RIGHT NOW. - RANT: MACU WINDU WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Biffers_ Biffers_
9 feb
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
Nobody:
Pictures on barbershop wall:
clerp clerp
22 jan 2021
Nobody: Pictures on barbershop wall: