I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like...
Someone will die.
comedywizard comedywizard
22 sep 2020
If a cat and a dog got married this is what it would look like... Someone will die.
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!"
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Marvelous7 Marvelous7
25 sep 2020
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
FoxesGoBoom FoxesGoBoom
24 sep 2020
<xgoodboyx> the diamonds are right up here
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Me:
*walks past a bee during an acid trip*
The bee:
Me: *walks past a bee during an acid trip* The bee:
OTHER
AWAY,
You have no idea
How high am right now
OTHER AWAY, You have no idea How high am right now
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
My pen ts Black but it can write Red
But hows?
AntiSocialLlamaz AntiSocialLlamaz
23 sep 2020
My pen ts Black but it can write Red But hows?
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
InquisitorThorn InquisitorThorn
24 sep 2020
© Based on: midnight.vo
Hey man I'm amer, a player, players get chicks, I get death three from the k pop fanbase for saying the lego 'ebate sonn snu sonn
Full face swimming mask from 1928
zander
@finah
i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
DenetteShegrud DenetteShegrud
7 sep 2020
Full face swimming mask from 1928 zander @finah i'd have heart attack and drown if i sawab' wearing this in the pool
davyboy13 davyboy13
23 sep 2020
TikTok @blakgunderson Nobody: Me escaping the principal: il I
Catholic Student Suspended After
Principal Discovers Her OnlyFans
BY MICHAEL PORTER
Leilah Skys, 18, former student at Saint Luke High School was recently suspended after principal discovers her Only Fans.
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5 oct 2020
Catholic Student Suspended After Principal Discovers Her OnlyFans BY MICHAEL PORTER Leilah Skys, 18, former student at Saint Luke High School was recently suspended after principal discovers her Only Fans.
Cat Tail Language
I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset
Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you
Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you
feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
USPSDog USPSDog
21 sep 2020
Cat Tail Language I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl