I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
me: google give me a gentle coyote
google:
fandomdeity36 fandomdeity36
22 jan 2021
me: google give me a gentle coyote google:
when the teacher brings her kid to class
Girls: OMG he is soo cute
Boys:
Baby Throwing Contest
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deyspocito222 deyspocito222
25 sep 2020
when the teacher brings her kid to class Girls: OMG he is soo cute Boys: Baby Throwing Contest MrBeast Shorts 2.8 lakh views 1 hour ago
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
Sutikusu Sutikusu
24 sep 2020
Eat downstairs. It's close by,
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
cursedMadden cursedMadden
12 jan 2021
How will look once finish burying my inner demons
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
Time Traveler: Kicks rock
The timeline:
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Time Traveler: Kicks rock The timeline: BREAKING NEWS LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
LOVE YOU
FUNNY YELLOW naG
eggrollo eggrollo
24 feb
LOVE YOU FUNNY YELLOW naG
Train up a child in the
way he should go, and
when he is old he will not depart from it.
PROVERBS
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
30 sep 2020
Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it. PROVERBS
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
GandalfTheBIack GandalfTheBIack
4 dec 2020
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
JudgementalRooster
15 dec 2020
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look