• I johnnyjoestarrelatable
just found out today that moths can make
their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s
sonar
we can too you’rejust not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick 30 the cops can’t
triangulate my cellphone signal
  • {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • When your dick is too small to do the helicopter and it just looks like your turning a light switch on and off
      2K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • ...does it work like that? I'm also stealing this
      663
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 13
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 7
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Yo where’d he go?”
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Me, being dummy thicc, using the force from the clapping of my ass cheeks to part the red sea.
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *gets pulled over* me: starts shaking my dick. officer: where did he go?
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *suffers testicular torsion*
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • every girl would die if my dick could vibrate
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • TRY FINDING ME NOW FUCKER!
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • With great power comes great responsibility 😉
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • whats helicoptering ur dick
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ah yes, the Helidick
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just found out today is the intelligent way to say today years old. Please refrain from saying today years old
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hasn't this been featured like 3 times already or am I spending too much time in collective
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But...who the fuck researches that
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Isn't that how hackers do that
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I was crying watching fast and furious 7 with my friend once and he’s like, you really crying? I said, no I just got something in my iNigga
      Mortea 7 may
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People on tumblr are so unfunny. Sometimes I read this and I’m just like will you people get a life. What are you doing
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What if you don't have a dick?
      zale 7 may
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is it just me or does iFunny suck the life out of your phone? I have mine plugged in and it’s still going down slowly
      Nigtardd 10 may
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can guys actually move their dick like that
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Got to motorboat them titties to throw off the radar gun
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      Gidgetz 8 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gravitate that heli-copter
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This has been featured before
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Hrrrrgn. Colonel, I'm glad you recommended I vibrate my genitals to confuse the guards. They don't seem to be alerted.
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Man can’t wait for this to get featured again next week!
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Are these the features?
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Modern problems require modern solutions
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Good morning to everyone except these people
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Wait do people seriously not know how to vibrate their dicks? I do this all the time when I getbtired of thrusting. I just go as deep as space will allow and start buzzing the cervix. Drives them nuts. Its a good way to finish off an orgasm too during that period where you are super oversensitive.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All ladies love the copter
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cop : pulls me over Me: pulls out dick and starts flinging it around Cop : where’d he go?
      Anyways 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Congrats on the feature!!! 😁
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Who studies a moth’s genitals anyway...?
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Erection deflection
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Just imagining some dude with no pants aggressively swinging his dick while watching a pirated movie.
      Copha 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Arallos 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Twerking is a defense mechanism
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 😂😂😂 Congrats Miss Muse!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I hope you’re having a beautiful Tuesday. Love ya😘😘
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does this comparison mean that bats are the equivalent of police in the moth world?
      EldinA 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I saw a moth get so many kisses from a spider last night until it fell asleep
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Eyyyy congrats
      Moisten 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Grats on the feature, my dear! 👍😎
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That’s fucking metal though, like imagine jamming sonar as an evolutionary benefit
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Congrats on your feature Muse! 😊😘
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I liked this when it was in collective and was confused when it unliked it after I double tapped
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Helicopter so fast you actually take off
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Alabama twins
      dean129 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Goddammit Tumblr...why do you have to ruin everything?
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Relatable
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I must begin training
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • helpucum 11 may
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If your boyfriend doesn’t helicopter his cock around the room to annoy you, you’re settling
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If kids do that the predators get there faster
      DCWall 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a moose genital
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • content not available more
      Promises 7 may
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "Do you just cum in girls without asking?!"
      Show
    • We are men, manly men
      lbarto12 7 may
      Show
    • Show
    • First
      Show
    • Bods 7 may
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So my history teacher had her snapchat pics hacked... 😳 Posted a couple of them 👀
      Juror 8 may
      Show
    • Show
    • Never watch nuki doki huh?
      Show
    • Ricky?
      Show
    • They also use the fibbinaci sequence to fly straight
      Show
    • Meme so nice, it got featured twice
      Show
    • I laughed too damn hard at this xD
      Show
    • Okay buddy
      ye_boi3 12 may
      Show
    • This almost made me cry even though it shouldnt be that funny
      Show
    • ... To imptress your chick do the helicopter dick
      Show
    • Anyone else dick shift?
      Show
    • Why Freddie was convicted of theft... And can no longer live with in 1000ft of a school
      Wuety 10 may
      Show
    • They use photons to track you not Soundwaves.
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • So you get a extra charge added great
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.