• I It's a fine line between pleasure and pain.
The irony here is that you'd be able to lay flat on the bed of nails without injury
because of the distribution of weight but you'd just sink into the roses and get
thorns all up in you.
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    • Wait so when people initially go to lay on a bed of nails is there a technique for getting your body on flat because I’d imagine first getting on will hurt since the weight is not fully distributed until your whole body is on it.
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    • Yeah the pleasure is the nails the pain is the roses nice work tumblr detective
      iron_ore 27 jul
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    • The roses and nails are one thing but a bed in the middle of the room? That’s ludicrous
      DrZwicky 27 jul
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    • I'm built different
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    • My physics professor laid on a bed of nails, had another board of nails laid on top of him, had cinder blocks placed on top of the board, and had the physics lab instructor smash em all with a sledgehammer
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    • The nails would be safe to lay on because weight distribution but how tf do you lie down without impaling on the way down do you fucking levitate onto the bed
      Karthull 27 jul
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    • Theres a Bon Jovi song with this plot
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    • Comfortable lies vs. Uncomfortable Truths
      Enneagram 28 jul
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    • Yin yang
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    • This that bed Bon Jovi was talking about
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    • Not gonna lie the first thing I saw was a giant piece of pizza
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    • I think the Addams family would love this!!
      tenten123 27 jul
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    • That’s what it’s like sleeping on the other side of the bed instead of the side you don’t normally sleep on
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    • I WANNA LAAAAAAAY YOU DOOOOOWN IN BED OF ROSES! FOR TONIGHT I SLEEP ON A BED OF NAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLS!
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    • Would the spikes impales you if you were really small but fat and muscular to where the weight is too much and not enough body mass to distribute the weight?
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    • There was a machine in a science museum here that you’d press a button as someone laid on a piece of hard plastic with holes all through it, and it’d slowly push all the nails up until you were just chilling; and my buddy smacked me hard while I was on it. The nails were dulled though of course
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    • content not available more
      Foundry 27 jul
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    • Love is the pain, pain is the real pleasure.
      Realm2020 29 jul
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    • Bon Jovi vs Alice Cooper!
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    • Is the spike bed a form of torture? I never understood the need for such a contraption.
      xBrandon 27 jul
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    • When your sleep number is 666
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    • Weight distribution is very interesting to me
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    • Lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song
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    • Alright tumblr nerd
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    • even if your wait is perfectly distributed on a bed of nails you will still feel all the nails pushing up into your body and it will still hurt a little
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    • There’s a guns n roses song with this plot
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    • Ironic
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    • kanep0e 28 jul
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    • Tumblr is so fucking gay I hate it so much
      zoopy 27 jul
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    • that actually explains what many relationships can be like
      Link 27 jul
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    • This bed depicts marriage. Choose wisely
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    • Good job, Tumblr. Not like this is a song or anything.
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    • I’m 14 and this is deep
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    • You didn’t put a single like...
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    • That just goes to show that the prettiest things can hurt you more then what scares you.
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    • kinda deep ngl
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    • But can you fuck on a bed of nails
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    • Pin impression bed
      dGenerab 30 jul
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    • Horny 6, going dark
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    • That's the bed you sleep on when you first become a cenobite
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    • And I’m allergic to roses😎
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    • Art
      TheMumps 30 jul
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    • I immediately thought of how bad it would hurt to fall into those roses before even reading anything
      acads 30 jul
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    • Try laying on a bed of 11 nails
      olmanhot 30 jul
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    • But what about when I turn over and my dick gets stabbed
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    • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, you better be Naruto, Cause the world shall know Pain
      jolieho 30 jul
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    • Yeah you can lay down but when you get up you need to un distribute your weight to get up
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    • Gomez Addams built this
      rach 29 jul
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    • Is this the bed Bon Jovi was singing about
      Tacospup 29 jul
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    • That's marriage, isn't it ?
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    • Y'all ready for some
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    • Kinky
      HolUpFam 29 jul
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    • Impale me harder daddy 🤤
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    • I think that’s the point...
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    • Bon Jovi anyone....?
      JeepWave 29 jul
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    • “ThE rOsEs wiLL huRt mOrE“ -some tumbletard who thinks they’re Sherlock Holmes
      Snust 29 jul
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    • not the way i flop into bed, immediate stabb
      jord 29 jul
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    • same difference
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    • I thought this was going to be something about pizza
      medward16 29 jul
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    • I thought it was pedals of roses
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    • Bruh
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    • How do you just float evenly on the nails?
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    • How would you get on or off the bed of spikes
      smeefs 29 jul
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    • It’s still a fine line dumbass.
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    • Its been no bed of roses~ no pleasure cruise~
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    • If you choose pain, you'll be comfortable. While if you choose pleasure, you'll feel the pain with it
      herronrc 29 jul
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    • Try it with needles
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    • I remember laying on a bed of nails at the national aquarium in Baltimore. Man was it a weird feeling
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    • Im too heavy for the bed of nails. I’m not fat, so i dont have the distribution of a heavier person.
      axmv1675 29 jul
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    • Yeah, nails are pleasure, roses are pain
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    • No there fucking isn't you freaks. Pain and pleasure are complete opposites. All who say otherwise SHOULD'VE been abused as a child.
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    • Was that the point of the art or what?
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    • Bonjour Jovi
      Dickdo 29 jul
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    • "I'm not like other girls"
      wellshit 28 jul
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    • Those that are beautiful aren’t always kind.
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    • Sorry chief, but all I see is bon jovi
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    • The first thing that came to mind was Alice Cooper’s song Bed of Nails.
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    • Who said the nails where pain
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    • I've layed on a bed of nails before. It was pretty comfy actually
      JoMan 28 jul
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    • Dont let appearances trick you
      Red9 28 jul
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    • How has no one made a bon jovi comment?
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    • Sleep under 💯 win
      jface 28 jul
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    • I want to lay you down on a bed of roses...for tonight, I sleep on a bed of nails!
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    • Bed of thorns and Rose's
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    • Deep
      Dr_Blunt 28 jul
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    • "Thorns all up in you" lmao
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    • I’ve actually laid down on a bed of nails
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    • Yes
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    • I wanna laaaaaaaaaaaaay you dooooooooown on a bed of roses
      TheLegion 28 jul
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    • So they were right it's a fine line one side is pain the other no pain
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    • Those are roses? I thought it was just a weird looking blanket.
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    • Exactly
      Gab31 28 jul
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    • Cause pain requires control and discipline. One thing to slap my ass...another is to get the palm to strike the cheek just right so it gets that nice pink and its all warm...pleasure will drown you though.
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    • I enjoy pain and pleaser equally
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    • Hellraiser
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    • Ive layed on one before and it feels like im on a floor
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    • With your body sinking into those roses there would be less distribution over the nails and they would sink into you
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    • Wait, It's all pain?
      madbank6 28 jul
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    • But if you fall hard enough...
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