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    • Why do they come up with the most retarded insults and pass it off as humor? Why is acting 5 humourous?
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    • When I was a kid, I blushed cuz I did like her, but I’m a brown boi, so I had to be blushing pretty hard. I could normally rely on natural camouflage to hide behind
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    • * cold corndog *
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    • Jeez being white fucking sucks lol
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    • I can understand why people get flustered and all that but ive never had issues like that :/ shit if i like someone i do. Not ashamed of it either
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    • This is so relatable
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    • My table mates at my job keep teasing me about this guy (he has pretty eyes) ((I don't even like him like that)) and this one time we asked him if he could get something from the shelf and I was blushing from embarrassment 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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    • I can’t blush, sooooo...
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    • Yeah this is me, I blush over everything. I swear one day I’m gonna get falsely accused for a crime because of my face. *me hooked up to a polygraph* “so.. were you involved in that drive by?” *needles start spazzing and my face turns red*
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    • Why would it be embarrassing if you didn’t like them? You’d just be like “wtf, no” not get embarrassed and turn into a tomato
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    • That and you like them
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    • You cold corndog
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    • Cold Corn dog
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    • This is so annoying because my cheeks are always red assholes
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    • >cold corndog
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    • You must be insecure
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    • Ooo
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    • Mwahahaha my skin is too dark to blush.
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    • Nah yOu like ThEm
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    • Cold corndog
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    • That’s the whole point
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    • My face has these permanent spots on my cheeks where it just always stays rosy red no matter what and I have no idea why. I went to a dermatologist and they said they had no idea what it was either. If someone might know can they please explain? I’ll send a picture if you need
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    • SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID IT. THANK YOU.
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    • I lost it when he said cold corn dog
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    • facts nigga facts
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    • You wouldn’t be embarrassed if you didn’t like them
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    • Cold corndog
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    • Cold corndog?
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    • Or when you have eczema so your skin is always red and it makes you look like your blushing
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    • Cold corndog
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    • Thank youuu it doesn't help
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    • And you like them
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    • Cold corndog
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    • I’m gonna have to start using that: cold corndog
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    • cold corndog
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    • “Cold corndog”
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    • Why do people butcher even the shortest words? Is it really that hard to just type “are”?? It just makes people look fucking stupid.
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    • Cold corndog 😂😂😂
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    • Finally
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    • Cold corndog😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Jesus, fuck people for trying to be excited for you apparently.
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    • "cold corndog"
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    • One time I was in an elevator with my friend,we were talking about this guy. A girl came in on a different floor, our convo continued and my friend asked me “do you like him?” And I was looking down at the floor blushing, and the girl goes “oh you do like him. I’m sorry Idk you, but you like him”
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    • I hate when people say dumb shit like your flirting but neither of you know it and then either one or both of you stop thus ruining what you had because of some social view bullshit
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    • AKa ur a pussy
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    • I’m gonna call people a cold corn dog now
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    • Cold corndog
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    • What am I liking?
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    • Fucking true
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    • This post is the reason my sister calls me a cold corn dog now.
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    • Tumblr insults in a nutshell (random adjective)+(some sort of edible item). Let’s try it. You dry mushroom. You flaky chicken breast. Dumbass waffle.
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    • Or when no matter what response you give they freak out and say you like someone
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    • Making a pale person blush is not an accomplishment, stop freaking out any time it happens. Slightly warmer air turns my face red, you aren’t special
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    • nO yOu CoLd CoRnDoG
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    • When someone does that to me i normally like them...
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    • Thank you!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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    • No I don’t like them ...... I’m just obsessed with them and every second I am not married to them I feel like I’m being faded away like thanos snapped or something ...
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    • Cold Corndog
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    • You cold corndog is an absolutely untouchable burn
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    • Not really. If you didn't like them you wouldn't be embarrassed.
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    • Yeah but you’re embarrassed because you like them though
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    • (screaming): OHHH YOU DOOOOOOOO YOUR BLUSHIIINNG
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    • because you LIKE SOMEONE
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    • My friend does this to me. He’ll look at me like “did you do (insert accusation)” and I’ll laugh cause I think how funny it would’ve been if it was me that did it and then he thinks it was me that did it. Lmao
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    • Cold corn dog
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    • That is a Gordon Ramsay-level insult. “No, you cold corn dog,”
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    • Okay FINALLY someone said it.
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    • In fifth grade this shit happened to me, on the last day of school we had an ice cream party and her daughter was helping with the icecream stuff and she got to me and I was awkward around adults and it didn't help that it was a she, dumb bitch Brandon over here then was like ooh you blushing. 😤
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    • Nigga grow up, nothing is embarrassing
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    • THANK YOU DEAR GOD
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    • Freaking always, my gal pals just always want me to hook up with someone! 😖
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    • Cold corndog
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    • Or just don’t be a pussy and go along with it. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • My parents once thought I was lying because they accused me of lying and I started nervously laughing. I was telling the truth and I was laughing because of exactly this.
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    • COLD CORNDOG!!!😂
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    • Oh my god yes
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    • Omg someone said it. We are becoming close to perfecting human psychology because of tumblr. Thank god it exists. Otherwise we would be at war with eachother. Right guys?
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    • Yes
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    • "no you cold corndog"
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    • I have mastered the art of saying no so coldly everyone's afraid to ask. I'm also a pathological liar. Fun times
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    • omg woke
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    • Just dont be embarrassed
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    • "Cold corndog" is certainly original, just doesn't have the pizzazz I usually like in my insults...
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    • Who even blushes like jus don’t blush
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