• I hate when I meet someone for the first time and get all shy and awkward, like no this is not me I swear, just wait
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    • This is why introverts find it so hard to make lots of friends, you’ll think they’re boring and just move on
      samwoo 7 sep
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    • That’s why 2nd impressions mean more to me
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    • I thought a girl finally snapped at me today when I heard a Snapchat notification go off, but then I remembered it’s Labor Day and I snapped right back to reality
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    • Girls having a bit more modesty and being shy is a bit more attractive than them being all loud and such. To a point though.
      Forsooth 7 sep
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    • i hate when i make really good first impressions because im actually shy and awkward and then i feel the pressure to live up to the standard i set myself but i randomly get super confident moods where I'm super omegachad and then the second time im around people they ask if im okay because i seem-
      Ardence 8 sep
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    • After years of denying it, I met up with my sophomore crush. We were talking and reminiscing about high I realized one thing... we were both so shy around each other because we wanted to fuck each other’s brains out but wanted to be respectful about it...
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    • Me whenever I start playing video games with new people
      CatOrgy 7 sep
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    • I’m pretty shy in the beginning, boring too. Can’t really read the room, so I stay neutral until I’m sure someone’s into a conversation/friendship. Once I know, I start including my humor, sprinkle in the personality, then jump balls first into “annoying as fuck” mode
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    • This is actually me i swear
      KaDoJaBo 7 sep
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    • PENIS
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    • Haha, another relatable, yet unfunny post. Thank you
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    • And then your with a girl for awhile and as each month goes by she slowly shows her true toxic self
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    • I wanna make her face look like a toaster strudel
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    • haHAA_ 7 sep
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    • Oh... on God?
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    • Fake it till you make it.
      Sagic 8 sep
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    • I've been so deep in the friend zone that she was comfortable talking to me about her periods. She also said she wanted to name one of her kids after me. You can't get more "friend zone" than that
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    • Wait for me to get significantly worse and intolerable because apparently everyone has social anxiety and can’t function normally.
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    • Same
      xMandy 7 sep
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    • Me with literally any boy
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    • Just be an intj so u can be awkward and not give a fuck
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    • peeennnniiiiiissss
      pimann 7 sep
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    • I'm gonna weird you out now but give it time and I'll talk so much you'll wish you never met me
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    • I, unlike many others, have a physical handicap that plays an integral part in the overall scheme of my social anxiety. Imagine stuttering so bad that every single social interaction is entrenched in absolute humiliation and miscommunication. That is true anxiety.
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    • ThAtS NOt SociAl dIsTanCIng
      isnt 7 sep
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    • I hate when I meet someone and I'm normal and then I become shy and awkward as time goes on cuz anxiety starts to really kick in. Especially if I develop feelings for someone
      jatzi 8 sep
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    • This happened to me cause i spoke to someone who sounded familiar to a sweet person i knew. Complete plot twist their a psycopath.
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    • This is me. I am shy and not talkative around newish people but the moment a person into the I’m comfortable with them zone. Boom. I never stop talking but I’m always fun, funny, and educational, a good listener and can get most people to open up.
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    • I just got called out
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    • My boyfriend was attracted to me because I was shy and submissive. It’s so painfully clear he isn’t really into me now...
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    • Shy and awkward girls are the best. They so cute
      Hellbow 8 sep
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    • First impressions are everything, you don’t get to redo them!
      ta2dgela 8 sep
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    • “Give me two weeks and I’ll choke on your chode”
      mis0 8 sep
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    • 2nd impressions matter more
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    • Honestly when we see each other for a second time, there’s a very good chance I won’t remember who the hell you are even after you tell me your name. First impressions are overrated imo
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    • Wow so quirky
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    • Kinda cute
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    • Is 6.5 inches big?
      burge 8 sep
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    • If I like u when I meet u I can open up more
      Delusion 8 sep
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    • Basically Goffman’s dramaturgical theory on impression management.
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    • Are they cute? Cuz understandable
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    • Bruh i literally fuck up chances to be friends with people because im so awkward at first
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    • Idc if people don’t like me for me
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    • It’s never reaches that moment when they aren’t shy
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    • Same dude same
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    • Me
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    • Interact with me for a bit longer and I'll open up soon it helps if you find a topic I like
      hurstd 8 sep
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    • I’m great at starting conversations so if you can’t keep one going there’s not gonna be a second date
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    • Yo same
      noand 8 sep
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    • Idk y I'm like this. Takes me a while to warm up to people
      akmill47 8 sep
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    • kinda the opposite, I get a burst of energy when I first meet someone cuz I know first impressions are important
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    • that’s called character development.
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    • She looks 13
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    • But she's a girl, so people will go out of their way to make her feel comfortable anyway. Imagine having the same problem as a guy
      ronabo 7 sep
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    • Just wait - 10 years!
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    • Yeah. Me and my friends were waiting on the bus after school and talking and one of the was just like "Man you were really awkward at band camp last year" and I just said "well no shit I didn't know anyone"
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    • shut the fuck up. please shut the fuck up.
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    • Act outgoing to the point you feel ridiculous, it actually works. It is ridiculous the first few times, but you find a balance very quickly. (Sometimes you get free stuff too and it makes their shift better)
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    • Never had any friends before so idk
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    • Then you become outgoing and awkward
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    • Ya. I don't. I naruto run in front of other companies. I'm a 26 yo 6 ft Hawaiian dude. Fuck what people think. I'll be in the same ground you all will be. Live life mf. I'm drinking right now for my moms birthday ignoring my dad cuz he tried to fight me at work and I told him he needs to fuck off😂
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    • That's the only version of myself I like lmao
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    • Gotta act like you knew them before. Works every time
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    • I get worse
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    • Same
      Bean7337 7 sep
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    • Me when I’m invited to a cookout and only one friend is there, but there is other people my age
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    • I get really shy and awkward but instead of shutting up I say waaay too much.
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    • That’s how I am and that’s why i have like no friends because when people first meet me I’m boring and shy but I’m actually not. I’m actually a total nut
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    • Same
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    • Haha, this is actually me but the opposite. I get really friendly and charismatic but the more I know someone the more silent I get around them. Eventually it turns back around, but it seems to take a while
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    • Well....yeah.
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    • Establish dominance by T posing and singing the Halo theme
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    • It's the opposite for me. That extrovert life...
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    • Same except for the last part
      sl00t 7 sep
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    • That’s like me but when I finally come out they hate me
      deth34 7 sep
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    • Literally me yesterday in front of my bf's friends. They probably think I'm lame
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    • EXACTLY! Why am I like this 😭
      Sub4Cats 7 sep
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    • Have a tendency not to stick around long enough for that
      Tuna156 7 sep
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    • Same
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    • I just farted pretty heavy into my couch
      DobisP 7 sep
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    • THEN BE A FUCKING ADULT AND CONVERSE WITH THEM
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    • That's why I'm better at making friends online
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    • Yeah. I'm shy because of trust issues.
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    • Takes me like 30mins before im all out
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    • What do u mean that’s not you. If u continually do that when u first meet people that’s still who u are.
      2313ndb 7 sep
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    • No... Because it is me 😅
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    • Meeting online friends for the first hour or so. Then it’s just cracked out peeps fucking around
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    • This is my exact problem right now, since started college I haven't talked to anyone cause of this exact situation and idk what to do
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    • There's a really hot girl on my team at work, and I'm just as awkward around her now as the first day I met her. And we've fucked before
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    • Usually when I meet people I just act cool about it and be myself without going overboard on anything weird.
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    • This is honestly me and it sucks
      SenseiOG 7 sep
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    • A screenshot of this tweet posted onto reddit did miles better than the tweet itself? Jesus that's rough
      ognutt 7 sep
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    • I hate when i meet someone for the first time and they stuff me in a crate and ship me to Brazil
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