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    • c sections make pregnancy safer for some mothers tho wtf is that lady on
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    • Natural birth is better, but c- sections are life- saving in situations where natural birth won’t work.
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    • I had an emergency c section and if I didn’t my baby would have died and I would’ve too. But ya know whatever. FYI don’t sneeze after, fucking feels like your guts come flying out
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    • I am a twin, and was born naturally, while my sister had be be delivered by a c-section. If they had encouraged my mom any longer, my sister would’ve most likely died, since we were born 28 minutes apart (which is a lot for twins). Fuck that lady who said that shit, people do what they gotta do
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    • My nephew was 12 pounds when he was born let’s just say c sections exist for a reason
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    • I had to be born by c section because I wrapped the umbilical cord around my throat like a dumbass.
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    • I tried to hang myself in the womb, I wouldn’t have survived without a c-section because the umbilical cord was around my neck. So as a c-section baby, I can confirm that I was not born I was removed. Little tumor baby.
      Copha 23 mar
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    • Can't believe these 1 brain cell troglodytes are really dissing a fucking surgery. "Deerrrr I hate medical advancements because is not natural. I want Everyone to die at 30 derrrrr"
      LazySoup 23 mar
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    • As a c-section baby myself, (head was literally too big for natural), I can confirm that I am *not*, in fact, a frozen pizza.
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    • I would have died if my mom didn’t have a c-section among every other c-section baby ever (there’s probably a few exceptions) but like without that procedure lots of babies would die... fuck that lady
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    • Bruh nobody just ask for a C section. They're an emergency procedure
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    • I wouldve choked to death because of my umbilical cord if i didnt have a c section
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    • C-sections do not make a woman less of a mother than someone who did a natural birth. This argument is so stupid
      Zayum 24 mar
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    • my umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck 3 times if i was a natural birth i would’ve hung myself
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    • I was so big that I basically made it so my 15 yr old mother could never birth naturally again, yet because of C sections shes now in her late thirties and has 9 kids 7 of which were born after me by way of C-section.
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    • MacDuff could kill Macbeth because he was born of a C-Section, and thus technically not born, so I’d say C-Sections are pretty badass
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    • This woman is 100% an anti-vaxxer
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    • Where my fellow C section babies at?
      PixarLamp 23 mar
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    • My mother learned the hard way that c-sections are good; both my brother and I were VERY big babies, and she chose to do her first birth natural. Let's just say that number 2 was done via c-section.
      Chivels 23 mar
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    • Happy removal day, tumor baby
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    • “Well being naturally born..” well fucking yeah being naturally born is the preferred route, but when my head was in my moms right hip and my feet were in the left, the doctor didn’t give a shit about my microbiome and saved our lives. Inconsiderate idjits..
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    • I wanted to have a natural birth but it was either a c-section or my childs life. I didnt make that sacrifice for people to tell me im not a real mother because i didnt actually "give birth" to my son
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    • I was a c section baby, I’ve never been born so I will never die, checkmate atheists
      Scrubicle 24 mar
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    • My sister would have died in the womb without a c-section.
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    • I recently stumbled upon this group of idiots that really believe this bs. Worse than flat earthers. You gotta be a special kind if stupid to tell a person "Not a real delivery." Wtf
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    • She’s probably religious. One interpretation of the Bible (don’t ask me where this is, but I’ve heard preachers preach it before) says the Antichrist will not be of a natural birth. Hence why I was worried my whole childhood that I would be the Antichrist. Now, hallelujah, fuck Jesus
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    • Somebody tried to tell my mother I wasn't actually born because she had a C-section.
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    • As a c section baby I'm only here today because of it. I had the umbilical cord around my neck 3 times and kept moving away from the birth canal. In a sense I was a pick up at the store pizza.
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    • Bro who gives a fuck if the baby rips out of you or gets cut out of you, it’s pretty badass either way
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    • So this means all the children born from c-sections are actually paid actors?
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    • People hate on everything these days. Even a life saving surgery
      nowaythot 23 mar
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    • C section is just when it's impossible to deliver it the natural way. If you have no complications and you want a c section it's pretty normal to admit your a pussy ass bitch
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    • I was born c-section cause my dumbass wrapped myself the umbilical cord
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    • In studies natural birth has been shown to reduce chances of developing conditions such as lactose intolerance due to exposer to the bacteria in the birth canal, similar situation with breast feeding. But that doesn’t mean that getting a c-section, if necessary, is in any way wrong or illegitimate
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    • I was a c-section baby. My brother says I was HATCHED not birthed.
      kgarz01 23 mar
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    • Tumor babies. You aren’t born. You’re removed. For real though, C-sections are fine, but there are microbiome benefits to having a natural birth. As well as consuming breast milk from the nipple directly.
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    • I’m an identical triplet, and without c-section my mother would have died trying to birth my brothers and I. Fuck that entitled parent in particular.
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    • A lot of us would be dead if c-sections weren’t a thing
      ItisIRyo 23 mar
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    • My mother was hit head on by a drunk driver who was going 95 mph. She was pregnant with me at the time. She broke both her legs and her left hip. She had an emergency C section because she would’ve been unable to have me naturally. This lady is a moron
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    • "it's not a real delivery" okay, it isn't, but does that diminish the fact a fucking baby was born safely? That a mother lived? I'm not a woman but damn, mother shaming is a real thing and it pisses me off.
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    • That is probably the greatest and most accurate response that could and should have been given.
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    • Such an odd thing to be passionately against.
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    • I wasn’t delivered, I was evicted. My credit is still fucked up, thanks mom 😩
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    • My mom was tryina deal with my bowling ball ass head for 57 hours until they just cut me out. C-sections save lives and hassle.
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    • It's a removal so have a great day all my fellow tumor people
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    • Would not be alive writing this comment without C-Section
      Turrtwig 25 mar
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    • I think it’s an old belief or something. It’s referenced in Macbeth. “Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn The power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth.”
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    • I’ve assisted with a couple C-Secs as a nursing student. We are taught that there’s a substantial risk for depression even on top of usual postpartum depression due to the mother potentially believing they “failed as a woman”. Be kind.
      Raht 24 mar
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    • Feminism tries to act like men are women’s worst enemy but you know that isn’t true based on what women say about other women, this kind of comment being a prime example.
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    • My c section saved my life as well as my sons. I have to get another c section with my second baby I’m currently pregnant with because I’m having another high risk pregnancy, it’s just safer to get my baby out before my pre eclampsia gets worse.
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    • my mother was forced to have a c section. the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck. if i was forced to come out “naturally”, i would have choked to death. it’s a maricle the doctors realized this and forced a c section
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    • Some doctors believe that natural birth promotes a better immune system in the baby bc it coats the baby in the good bacteria in the mothers vaginal wall. However c-sections save lives when the delivery has complications
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    • My mom wouldve died having me without a c section
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    • I had to have an emergency c section bc I was about to die and so was my baby.
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    • Birthed children have birthdays. C-section kids have removal days.
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    • I had an aneurism trying to read that
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    • My mom cannot give birth naturally, so were it not for a C-section, I wouldn’t be here
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    • As someone who was born via C-Section, I have to say that I’d be offended if you responded with anything else. She pitched the perfect set up, and you hit the grand slam to shit her ass up! Go you.
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    • I was c sectioned because otherwise my mother would’ve died during natural birth. Sorry but I prefer my mother being alive
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    • What kinda snobby bitch gets a superiotiry complex on how they gave birth, go fuckin die you entitled bat, let people enjoy their kids
      Yodolf 23 mar
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    • If a woman chooses to voluntarily have a c-section (NOT because of health complications) then fucking let them. All this bullshit about “you’re not really born, you’re removed” GROW THE FUCK UP. God forbid a mother gets to chose how to fuck up her body through birth. Fucking assholes.
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    • If I didn’t have a c section my son would have died, this woman is a retard
      christaly 23 mar
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    • Wehim 23 mar
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    • As a c-section baby I can kill Macbeth so fuck off.
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    • I’d be in a hole 6 feet under with my mom rn if they didn’t do a c section so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they’re not bad
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    • I mean in Macbeth it wasn’t counted as a real delivery,and one guy that was brought into the world due to a c-section was the only guy that could kill Macbeth.
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    • See but if a month we physically can’t have a child naturally, c-sections are a god send for them because it’s a safer alternative to dying in childbirth and leaving your child without a mother to begin with.
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    • I like having a removalday instead of a birthday
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    • I was born from a C-section. Now whenever I leave my house, I go through the window.
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    • Boy I tell you, when you're a woman EVERYONE will give their opinion on everything you do
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    • no you did your country right.
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    • So relatable. Lol
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    • If not for c-sections, Macbeth could not have been defeated
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    • snorty 23 mar
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    • I'm a c section baby. I was never actually born, I was removed so I really have annual removal days
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    • So i started off as a natural birth but came out with feet first. Drs switched me around. I switched back. This happened 3x total. By the 3rd time the umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck and i was killing myself and my mother. They had to perform emergency c section. Also once u get one c sect
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    • I wouldnt be alive without a c section :/
      Billy817 25 mar
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    • I was a c section because if I wasn’t either I would’ve died or my mother would have died. Fuck that lady
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    • The child picks up a lot of beneficial bacteria through natural birth that are helpful in a lot of different areas, But it can still develop a healthy microbiome through contact with the parents. It’s not always necessary but natural birth does help in the development of a newborns microbiome
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    • Who cares if it’s real or not. Health of baby and mother is all that matters.
      Kevin215 24 mar
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    • It's the only reason I'm even alive today. My mother tried to give birth naturally but my heart rate started plummeting.
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    • My nigga Macduff agrees.
      CuzImDuck 24 mar
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    • All 3 of my kids were c section, first one was because my daughters heart rate went way down...both of the others because most doctors say you shouldn’t have natural birth after a c section
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    • They had to do a c-section with me because I forget the medical term but I could’ve have killed my mom
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    • I was lazy before I was even born. I didn't want to flip upside down so my mom had a to get a c section to get my lazy ass out.
      RedWolf21 23 mar
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    • Some interesting facts about evolution: Guys like girls with wide hips because wide hips are child bearing hips. Skinny girls would normally die during childbirth, but since we have c-sections...
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    • Natural birth triggers some reflexes in the baby that will make it healthier. Cesareans are good if you're bout to die tho
      Tillwad 23 mar
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    • As some who had to have a c section after 14 hrs of labor thst lady can fuck off I earned my scar.
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    • Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.
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    • She's also anti-vax...
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    • So me being alive is bad, really Helen? Get your shit together woman
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    • My cord was wrapped around my neck, so i wouldve gotten strangled and died if my mum had normal birth
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    • My dumbass ex thought a c section was when you have your baby in the water because he thought the c was "sea"
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    • I was born at 36 weeks by c section because I was too big, and they had waited as long as they could. I would have likely died without it, and my brother was a c section due to a car crash during the 39th week, he wouldve also died with all the blood loss
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    • I have a bleeding disorder so when I have kids it’s c-section or death
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    • C-Sections make more holes 🥴🥴🥴
      Sugacane 23 mar
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    • If you were born through c-section, you were removed like a tumor. You little tumor-baby
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    • Ya, if you can go vaginal it is better, but csections are definitely necessary in certain cases
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    • I was born by c-section because of how my sister and I were arranged in the womb. We physically would not have been able to be pushed out
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    • My kid was a c-section baby. He was born with his umbilical wrapped around his neck. That shit saved my sons life.
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