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    • That’s too coherent to be an actual dream. OP should’ve just admitted they made up a story they thought was funny
      VultureDroid 29 dec
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    • Don't worry, folks. I'm making sure there are not THOTS in the TC spots.
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    • racityguy 29 dec
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    • Cruaekx 29 dec
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    • I had a really fucking crazy dream last night that involved snakes, pokemon go, a refrigerator full of ice in the toy isle, my ex trying to get a ride from me and my cousin calling him gay, bicycles, a gun everyone wanted and dash from the incredibles and his sister was scarlet witch for some reason
      Iosefka 29 dec
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      DarkRetreat 29 dec
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    • (((Heavy breathing)))
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    • dinneritonie 29 dec
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    • shrekscope 29 dec
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    • Hey you the guy who posted this! Can you delete top comment please
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    • AJC712 29 dec
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    • Dreams do be like that.
      Rodrigo3106 31 dec
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    • I had a dream I had just gotten married and I was holding my new wife, riding in a limo. Only to wake up to my shitty reality where I have no gf, no car, and just a bunch of depression and anxiety can I please have top comment
      Naxyld 30 dec
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      Montana__med 30 dec
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    • There is no such things as courthouses in west Virginia only the court of moonshine
      Tsumibito 30 dec
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    • Thats the kind of fucking shit i only remember in the split second it takes me to wake up
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    • I had a dream that the entire northeast US became zombies, but they could still communicate through zombie language. I was a soldier fighting them but got infected and joined them. Little did the zombies know I was a double agent and used a machine gun to mow them down when the humans attacked
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    • I'm not a smart person but I've always wondered, is it easier to remember nightmares more than dreams? I swear I can remember more nightmares than dreams.
      Hex590 29 dec
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    • The Adventure Zone Season 2: Amnesty (2017-19)
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    • SeriousDave 29 dec
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    • MaIIard 29 dec
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    • I remember when i was still at the bedwetting age i would occasionally have these mundane dreams that i was in a store and when i went to the bathroom in the dream i wet the bed irl.
      fandomcurt 29 dec
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    • West Virginia doesn’t exist
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    • i’m gonna say this isn’t real
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    • WEST VIRGINIA
      DeepFried 29 dec
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    • No you didn’t
      _Influx_ 29 dec
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    • Top comment and I stop posting porn
      iNut 29 dec
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    • The thot has been slain
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    • I had a great dream last night where the smile liking system was back and I could actually press all of the buttons since they weren’t too damn small (I’m not even joking I dreamt this).
      oofdude 29 dec
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    • I had a dream where I was Dilbert and then all of a suddent there was an alien invasion
      Numbuh_2 29 dec
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    • LashyStew 29 dec
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    • Translate to dumb plz
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    • Adventure zone amnesty
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    • sorry guys
      mothman_ 31 dec
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    • Can I have what your having
      Imnotreal 30 dec
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    • When I was a kid my friends and I loved the whole thought of monster living in the shadows and stuff like Slenderman and The Rake so we googled Mothman and a women in a bikini showed up and we were not allowed to use the computer for the rest of the month
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    • Is it funny that I’m in West Virginia and I witnessed this
      RapidPhoenix 30 dec
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    • Almost heaven West Virginia
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    • So you dream in birdman attorney at law ?
      hamer51 30 dec
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    • Does anybody else get the "add phone number to protect account" thing and think the home button look like a boner at first?
      BeefyBurger 30 dec
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    • I live in WV. I saw mothman bumping street light in a gino’s pizza parking lot while rednecks with yeye trucks tried to feed it bud light
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    • You weren't dreaming. You just wanted attention on the internet. Or high.
      chevauchees 29 dec
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    • I had a dream were I put my arm around this girl then she came home with me and we fucked then I found out she was my cousin
      ButtNugget27 29 dec
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    • How the fuck do people get these dreams, the only dreams I get is where I fuck up shit and then feel depressed, it’s like I lm fucking Gatsby all the damn time
      Bitchwtafuk 29 dec
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    • I thought that said Method Man
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    • This needs to be animated short
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    • I dreamed that I shoved a chair up my ass, I forgot the rest of it
      Skeletorial 29 dec
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    • Why do people on Tumblr insist on lying about their dreams? Like instead of just telling a damn story they found funny they have to add the dream aspect
      2 2
    • I usually just dream I'm going too fast going down the curvy roads near my home town and I lose control.
      2 1
    • "Just look at my client, cmon."
      geewi 29 dec
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    • I had a dream once that made me wake up laughing so hard I was crying but I can’t remember what the actual dream was anymore
      Hackzorer 29 dec
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    • You should just tell it as a joke instead of claiming you had a dream.
      pupuplatter 29 dec
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    • had a dream where I was at target. these two hillbillies were assaulting me and I started throwing things at them and one reached into his pants to pull out some nut and when I turned around, there was a remote on the cart and was ringing, and when I grabbed it, i woke up and my friend was calling
      lil_succ 29 dec
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    • I had a dream where this random girl from another school showed up one day and for some reason could build like in Fortnite so she built a 1x1 and we fucked.
      saint_salty 29 dec
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    • Did you guys check out the moth man cult?
      WhiteUser 29 dec
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    • I once had a dream where shrek and Kanye west were the same person
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    • Alice_130 29 dec
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    • Wtf is ur mind
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    • Fuck tc saying it was made up. Just because he isn't creative enough to have dope ads dreams doesn't mean people don't get them. I believe it.
      ronrisamurai 29 dec
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    • X
      blackattach 29 dec
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    • Last night I had a dream I was hanging out with Kratos and we were gathering wood. We then got into the cabin and I showed him Facebook and he said "Your people make no sense to me."
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    • yea and i saw a ufo floating that told me to have a “goodyear”
      OkIahoma 29 dec
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    • Why is top comment hentai is this what this app is coming too?
      Alelejandro 29 dec
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    • All I see is either “don’t let porn get tc” or porn. There is no in between
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    • Ok please for the love of God. Stop hentai shit from getting TC. I can't keep trying to explain to my mom that I'm not watching porn!
      8ustedNut 29 dec
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    • #stoptumblrfeatures2019
      GoobyDog 29 dec
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    • Any true west virginian would know that mothman is actuallyour lieutenant governor
      Anjou 29 dec
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    • I had a dream that my my sister became a socialist, the dream basically ended with me chainsawing commies fucking doom guy style
      Nightwolf357 29 dec
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    • These “last night I had a dream” posts are fun because you can make up any story and say “it was just a dream”. They can’t prove I didn’t dream that I married Luigi on the back of a $5 bill while I pimp slapped Obama. Try me!
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    • Ok this was actually worth reading this was stuiped but funny
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    • Indrid no
      birbio 1 jan
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    • Ackshuahlly itth jutht a overthized thnowy owel
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    • Almost heaven, West Virginia
      Yoda0527 1 jan
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    • Hey.
      The_Moth_Man 31 dec
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    • It’s funnier if you misread bumping as humping
      Jim_Jammed 31 dec
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    • Oh. Oh this is gold...
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    • I had a dream once that i gave birth to a fully grown Jeff Goldblum
      kLoE_ 31 dec
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    • Oh, yeah? I had a dream where I was being attacked by aliens and the only currency valuable was Bitcoin. Bitcoin that was acquired by my pet piglet because she was Instagram famous.
      RealTrashman 31 dec
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    • This sounds like an episode of Harvey Birdman
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    • That’s pretty funny.
      i8urmp3 30 dec
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    • I had a dream where a tree ate me once but that's all I remember of it
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    • I had a dream one day where the only was i could talk was if i squeezed a plastic bag
      CobaltBox 30 dec
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    • I had a dream last night where I asked my dog to take a questionnaire and all the answers were woof, and I thought it was brilliant until I woke up. Also, this feature is fake.
      1
    • Yesterday I dreamed that I was still in the middle of my exams and had a math test I didn’t study for, I freaked out so bad
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    • The fresno nightwalkers are the coolest cryptids. Changr my mind
      Buffsukiy 30 dec
      1
    • This happened in west virgina right?
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    • I have a dream, that Fallout 5 will be better than Fallout 76, and that no one wants to ask for refunds
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    • County roads take me home
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    • Its the courthouses own fault for having all their lights connected in series.
      zxgzyxy 30 dec
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    • Bro the real question is how u remembered ur dream
      1 1
    • Limit the hard drugs before bed
      Pissoffutard 30 dec
      1
    • I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 500.
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