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    • She'd trade you though so don't get too comfy
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    • The average horse ejaculate has as many calories as a Big Mac.
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    • I called my girlfriend at 3 am bc I had a panic attack and didn’t know how else to stop it and she talked to me until it was time for me to go to work (7) even though she had to be up at 8 she’s just the best
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    • Why are there so many comments acting like a healthy relationship doesn’t take two people and that women are incapable of loving just as much as a man does. Like women are all heartless monsters. I thought it was b8 but there’s so many. It’s concerning. Who hurt you? Do you need to talk? I’m here
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    • Asked out the girl I've been in love with for years. She said yes.
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    • And here we see the averag getting triggered because of the implication that a guy actually loves his girl and she loves him back
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    • Wehim 23 mar
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    • Omega1558 23 mar
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    • She gonna trade u in for a nigga that got remote controlled central air You peasant
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    • I wouldn't trade my gf for the world, but she would probably trade me for 2 dollars and a bucket of fried chicken, and tbh, i would trade myself for that too.
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    • She woke you up to come over to her house and change the thermostat? That must be it, because no good Christian boy would sleep with someone out of wedlock.
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    • Yoooo my gf is the biggest pussy, terrified of the dark literally won't even get up to turn off the light if shes already in bed and has me do it lmao. One time I accidentally turned off the light while she was showering and my soul lept out of my body her scream was so loud 😆
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    • I love posts like this because they remind me how lonely I am
      Sween 25 mar
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    • I got woken up at 4:30 by my Drill Sergeant once because PT was at 4
      tclay1970 24 mar
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    • Let me tell yall about how much I am NOT that guy... wake me up at 4:30 am and i swear... Shit. Goin. DOWN.
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    • My friend has a dollar general across the street from her house and a couple nights ago we wanted to go there. We decided to walk in the dark and we both held hands and sprinted like we were being chased by a fucking lion
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    • siljengu 24 mar
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    • Awwww! I'd always keep a man like this!
      Euterpe 23 mar
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    • Damn kids in the comments have one (or none) shitty girlfriend and automatically assume all women are cum dumpster cheating whores
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    • She wasn't afraid of the dark. She was afraid of his inner dad screaming at her for touching the thermostat.
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    • She wasn't scared, she just didnt want to get out of bed lmao you got played dude lol
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    • I’d Yeet her ass straight into the darkness and sleep to the sound of the babadook munching on her innards
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    • No one gives a fuck
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    • I once dated a girl who looked up to me and treated me right and even when we got into fights she would try to be understanding. because I felt venerable I pushed her away and was a dick. She was legit perfect for me and i lost her trust for good and it sucks bc now I wish I had someone like her rip
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    • Comment section is really angry
      Darkotics 23 mar
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    • Hey look I have a girlfriend and we sleep together and we have adorable stories that we have to put in your miserable faces cause we love each other and you fucking need to see our love and see how adorable we are love us cause we're cringy and annoying
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    • What a prick. Couldn’t she wake you up ten minutes sooner?
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    • Everyone so fucking cynical, ya know just because you haven’t found it yet doesn’t mean other people can’t be in love. This is sweet and adorable and y’all need to chill
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    • These comments are so negative😂 I was expecting so cute ass shit in here and it’s so depressing reading y’all comments like do something about it
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    • She'll be getting pumped full of some other Chad's cum when she gets tired of you. 💁🏻‍♀️
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    • Oh man my girlfriend is a retard and I appreciate it enough to post it on social media for no point at all, praise me for this
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    • She can’t just, I dunno, flip a light switch?
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    • I got woken up at like 5 because my gf was having a nightmare again and I had to wake her up from it and I couldn't fall back asleep but I'd do it again tomorrow and every day if it meant she could sleep
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    • “Afraid” lmao you got played
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    • Would’ja do it for a scooby snack?
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    • So what your saying is you're brain washed and gonna be really hurt when you find out she cheated on you 5 years down the road
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    • Gf of 8 years was love of my life ready to marry her and everything. Was my best friend and other half. Comes home one day says she doesnt have feeling for me anymore. Found out shes actually going out with a mutual friend of ours now. I still love her and want her back, but she's gone for good.
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    • TravieC 24 mar
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    • I hope I, a fellow kyle, finds happiness like this kyle
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    • Poke her with ya dick in the mornin to wake her up as payback
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    • I don’t like the sound of 23 being a “grown ass”. I’ll be 23 in less than 3 months :/
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    • gifmun 23 mar
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    • Trade in her for a woman.
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    • I’d trade her for [ T h e W o r l d ]
      Corcho 23 mar
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    • I too fear the dark, especially people
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    • NotWhite 23 mar
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    • Fucking dude posts this shit so she sees it and sticks around for another day
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    • Who is willing to put up with that? I love my wife more than I can even put into words, but if she pulled this shit I would laugh in her face. Already have kids, I don't need anymore
      jaymey94 28 mar
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    • Mr Crabs: Don't touch me thermostat!!!!
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    • Does your roommate know you call her your girlfriend?
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    • I traded my girl for money. Had it ever since. Totally worth it
      caleblpz 26 mar
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    • This isn’t funny
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    • Beta cuck lmao
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    • That ain't a two way street buddy
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    • I wish I had someone
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    • How about 2 worlds and half of my klondike bar?
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    • They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • Idk, I'd trade her of she was a 23 year old small ass girlfriend 🤔
      McBrick 24 mar
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    • He must be getting some good pussy then because that would annoy me
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    • Who the fuck cares
      ckoldman 24 mar
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    • Of course you wouldn't the world is flat and you can't have sex with it
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    • Get you a guy who does this shit for you
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    • She was peaking over his shoulder while he was typing this.
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    • Tell her to turn on the lights
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    • She just throwin that freak 23 yr old pussy on him .. wait a few more yrs bro.
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    • She'll leave u in the dust in a second man don't give her that choice
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    • I sacrificed everything for her, and she promised to never let go. Today marked the end of it and all I can think of right now is, why do the people who treat you the best get shit on the most?
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    • Sounds like you think she’s 23 but in reality she’s only like 11
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    • It took a very wholesome turn
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    • I bet she’s short short girls are scared of everything
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    • If you wake me up at 4:30, I don't know. The world sounds pretty fucking good at that point
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    • She would cheat on you as soon as second finds a better guy
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    • No one touches me thermostat arh arh arh
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    • But if u did trade the world for the girl, where would u put the girl? The moon?
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    • I think this dude realized she was looking over his shoulder towards the end so he had to do some quick maintenance
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    • Does your house not have light switches? That lazy bitch
      rhettskie 23 mar
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    • Wasn’t afraid...just lazy. I guarantee u played yourself
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    • Ok but would you trade her for a good cod game
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    • My girlfriend wakes me up to tell me I’m snoring
      Oplock 23 mar
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    • What a bitch you should never wake someone up at 4:30
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    • Lowkey i feel that cus i have a really overactive imagination so I'll get scared when im in the dark sometimes. Especially cus of scp. That shit fucked me up man
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    • My ex used to freak the fuck out when she saw airplanes flying overhead. Bitch thought they were ufos.
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    • My old gf would cry if I didn't sleep next to her. It got annoying super quick, she would come over every day and stay until 9 pm and wouldn't let me do my homework or anything. Broke up with her
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    • I like being able to be a hero to my girl in small ways
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    • Sftu no one cares
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    • I saw a figure in the dark at 5 o'clock so i dont blame her
      LeDoc 27 mar
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    • Go to sleep bitch
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    • Wife her... put life insurance on her... that shit will get old but at least you have a fallback investment plan
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    • I’m so quirky and kewl give me attention
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    • What if I offered you an 18 year old girlfriend?
      rs69 26 mar
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    • That’s true love right there
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    • hrm...🤔🤔🤔
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    • You can tell it’s genuine because he felt the need to post online about it
      KaIypso 25 mar
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