• I got sick of one of my players once. He had the
campaign on pdf and said he wouldn't read it (that
would defeat the purpose of being in the game,
wouldn't it?), so I laid a little trap. I moved the
treasure in a big snapping turtle's lair from one
watery hole to a different one, just not the one the
adventure path said the treasure was in. After the
combat he took it hook line and sinker.
Because I moved it from the far right hole to the far
left hole. I expect him to just move on to the other
You have fucked up now. You now have the attention
of everyone at the table, asking the GM if they're sure
about where the loot is located. Almost like he knows
it's supposed to be there. He realized his mistake, but
it was too late. We all knew now.
So nobody got anything because one guy lied to my
face. No loot for Turtle fight in Kingmaker book 2, just
the bounty. It wasn't a huge loss for the rest of the
party honestly, only the guy who peeked knew there
was anything to lose anyway. I thought I handled it
well, I didn't shout and let him make his own
mistakes. If he'd just moved on to the other water
pits it would have been fine and he'd only have my
suspicion and the loot. But it always chapped my ass
that he'd casually lie to me about something so
Later he picked up drug charges and I bought his SKS
for $250 since he wasn't allowed to have it anymore.
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