• I got my best friend a $4,500 yacht
trip to Catalina Island for her 19th
birthday! My friends don't even say happy
birthday to me
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    • She’s a woman, everybody says happy birthday to her.
      SL0TH1 4 jul
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    • Consider getting new friend
      020447 4 jul
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    • If you include the price of the trip when posting about it on social media it was definitely just for show
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    • Wait you guys have friends? (it might sound like a joke but deep down im lonely hate life trust no one and want to be on ifunny to make me laugh dut there's a lot of tits instead)
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    • Funny, today is my birthday
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    • It the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
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    • When I get someone a gift I don’t tell them how much It cost, it isn’t classy or polite
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    • Must be nice to have a do-nothing job you got from a relative that pays 90,000 a year
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    • Nipple dress
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    • Pretty sure that "my friend" a guy in the friend zone.
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    • And then clouted it for attention
      TheCheat 5 jul
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    • My friends don’t even exist
      waxer24 5 jul
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    • 6ix9inee 5 jul
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    • Sharena 5 jul
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    • $4500 for a trip? Fuck that. That would be a down payment for a Yamaha R1, or a really nice down payment for a Suzuki DRZ400
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    • Where can you buy a yacht for $4,500???
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    • How does one buy a yacht for 4,500? Like a tiny flats boat costs upwards of 20 k
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    • U got her a yacht trip and one of the 3 photos u use is of stupid coke bottles must have been a boring trip
      Chobenn 6 jul
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    • Shit I would rather the 4,500 in cash lmfao
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    • My homies never told me happy birthday
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    • My friends don’t even know it’s my birthday beat that
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    • Did he smash
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    • *My rich dad bought us a trip
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    • If you have to say the price, you’re lame as hell
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    • My birthday was on April 6 and I still haven’t gotten myself anything. Fams all sick. I’m in debt. And I’m the only one who can work rn and I’m trying my hardest but I’m losing hope bros. Every day I wonder what it’d be like to just be rich and worry free
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    • Wonder who the spoiled white girl is...
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    • Her shirt has nipples
      chopstew 5 jul
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    • Catalina wine mixer
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    • Bruh that’s not a yacht...
      Booflet 5 jul
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    • Today is my 19th birthday and my dad got me a frying pan
      Aemiom 5 jul
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    • I don’t tell anyone about my birthday unless they ask, mostly it’s because I realize I lost my worldly value long ago, partly I’d because I don’t want ruin other people’s day
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    • 10 people said happy birthday to me, including my best friends and egirlfriend, so I guess that’s all the matters :)
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    • When she name her kid after the real dad's profession:
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    • Today’s my birthday
      le_pog 5 jul
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    • To the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer?!
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    • I don’t have any homies 😔
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    • I'll suck the d what other trips you got
      wtfskip 6 jul
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    • Are there yachts that are only 4500$? no
      Mojoe 5 jul
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    • My friends dont Even exist
      Kentar15 6 jul
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    • Where tf do you get a $4,500 yacht
      egaroth 6 jul
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    • Umm $4500 yacht? Nobody sees something incredibly wrong with that number? Really?
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    • i live in cali (in a town that’s a 1hr boat trip to catalina) and lemme tell you those trips aren’t that expensive but catalina is a shit hole
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    • He just wanted to pipe
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    • Bet. This is a friend who is in the friend zone; and this girl is using them for the money and attention.
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    • Cheap yacht
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    • You guys are getting friends?
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    • You guys are having friends?
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    • I don't have friends
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    • My birthday today. I want a yacht 🎉
      Escodeen 7 jul
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    • And she'll always be your friend with friend gifts like that; yep, nothing more.
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    • Idk man, this guy is either rich as hell and this is normal to him, or he’s actually simping
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    • Flexing the amount of money you spent on someone else? Sounds like you have some self esteem issues
      noon15 5 jul
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    • hey, Jess, be happy that you have friends
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    • I dont have friends
      kjds 5 jul
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    • Went to Reception with a cool guy named Mitchell. We were stuck as hold overs so we just chilled and talked and at one point he showed me his house and his car and they were fucking nice. I asked how he got em and he said he inherited 5 million from his grandfather and had another 20 mil waiting
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    • *Something expensive someone else buys* *obligatory: ‘omfg my *insert* never do that’*
      Loilie 5 jul
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    • You guys are getting best friends?!
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    • SIMP
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    • Thats not a yacht sweetie its a boat
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    • Did you make it in time for the wine mixer?
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    • It's the fucking Catalina Wine mixer
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    • Spoiled ass white thot hoe bitch privilege is real apparently
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    • Bro my Aunt is Kristina Gardner, spelled exactly the same
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    • On god my friends ain’t say shit to me on my bday. Thats y im leave there asses for this private school. I got asked to play softball for them tuition & everything free
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    • Yeah but you also got her Diet Coke... *makes weighing scale hand motions* 🤷
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    • Yeah $4,500 of her daddy’s money
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    • It's really easy mode isnt it
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    • She gave him anal
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    • Y’all got friends?
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    • Hehehe that’s my island
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    • This man a registered simp. I know cuz im one too!
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    • I got a nut tap and a “happy birthday gay lord!”
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    • Wtf is that piece of garbage boat really 4500 to rent
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    • Catalina is a nice place. Very small. Two Harbors is a nice little town.
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    • Me and bro grilled and go some cold ones
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    • Simp
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    • She got dirt on you huh
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    • The MEGA SIMP
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    • Can I get a happy birthday, I'm lonely
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    • That's called a desperate friend zone trying to get laid but never will
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    • My own fucking family dont say happy birthday...whay the fuck
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    • I’m so happy, cause today I found my friends, they’re in my head
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    • Umm not sure how to tell you this, sweetie, but they ain’t your friends then.
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    • By herself?
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    • iCamCam happy birthday man
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    • With a name like “Gardner”, i can see why its just a friend
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    • It was my birthday 2 days ago and not even my dad remebered
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    • My friends haven’t messaged me in a year and a half. Since november 2018
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    • I used my parent's money to take my best friend on a yacht to Catalina Island.
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    • The fucking Catalina wine mixer
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    • It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer
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    • Oof
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    • It’s my moms birthday today
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    • You guys have friends?
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    • Yacht TRIP they didn’t buy the yacht they just rented it
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