I give Kris Jenner two more weeks and
she's gonna put out a Kylie Cosmetics
Korona Kuarantine Kollection, just wait
beautyhackcs beautyhackcs
5 apr 2020
I give Kris Jenner two more weeks and she's gonna put out a Kylie Cosmetics Korona Kuarantine Kollection, just wait
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
FunnyOverlordX
16 jun
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
I'm once again asking you to tap out
Le
Ruckis Ruckis
22 jan 2021
I'm once again asking you to tap out Le
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
Hitting a PR without spotter
Laadies Laadies
15 apr
Hitting a PR without spotter
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.