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My wife went out drinking with co workers and got shit faced. I had to struggle to get her inside. Blackout drunk crying, puking, it was a nightmare and not the first time doing this. After putting her to bed,! shit on the drive way next to her car door and told her she did it while drunk and told her the neighbor saw her do it.
She found it going to work the next day. She has not went out drinking since and this was 4 yrs ago.if she does drink she's one and done.
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