• i get bloody noses a lot and i can
usually feel it about 30 seconds
before it starts dripping. today in
class my nose staned to bleed. but
right before, [ turned to this very
religious boy who sits next to me and
whispered “hail satan" as my nose
started to drip. he freaked and fell
back and hit his head. he had to go
home for the rest of the day.
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    • I used to get nose bleeds all the time. If I ever get them when I’m asleep I wake up right before. Then I question why I woke up and then 5 seconds later I feel it in my face and run to the bathroom before she blows. I always thought it was weird how my body just knew it was coming before I do
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    • Unpopular Opinion: A non religious person messing with a religious person for their beliefs is just as bad as a religious person proselytizing
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    • People will say this is fake, but I deadass wouldve done the same thing in Highschool.
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    • And then the whole class stood up and clapped.
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    • Who gives a shit if it's fake. still made me chuckle.
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    • Ok but how would you feel if he pulled out a sword and yelled deus vault
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    • There's this old belief in a religion I won't put on blast, that the moment you realize you're about to have a bloody nose before it even starts to bleed, is a demon or one of Satan's angels trying to posses you but there are good angels who protect you. The demon is killed and the blood that comes
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    • This was literally a feature like, 8-9 years ago. Only vets remember
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    • This is it: this is the post that ruined my life. This actually happened to me. I can vibrate my eyes so I did that when my nose started bleeding and a kid screamed. Because I live in the south my teacher called a priest. My entire elementary school still remembers that day. It was great
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    • And then the entire class stood up and started clapping
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    • Then everyone clapped.
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    • And then the principal came in and started a slow clap
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    • One night I slept right through one and proceeded to toss and turn, smearing my face. My sister (5 at the time) happened to wake up and walk past me, only to see my bloodied face. She ran to my parents screaming that I was dead, all while I slept soundly. They woke me up and assured her I was alive.
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    • He went home after that? Damn. I think HE IS the true winner here
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    • I know the feeling. My nose bleeds don’t usually stop till I’m light headed and sweating. One time my boss didn’t believe me that my nose was about to bleed and I ended up sneezing and covered the wall and floor right next to him with blood. My only regret is that I missed.
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    • Hold up, this post is missing the funny.. just like this comment.
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    • Everyone clapped, Satan was there
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    • Maybe if you didn't hail Satan so much you wouldn't bleed
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    • I used to get chronic nose bleeds as a kid could feel them about to start Aswell. Am very disappointed I never thought about doing this
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    • What a great way to make people think you’re weird
      Nudezz_ 13 apr
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    • You sound like the type of person to growl at people and constantly wear cat ears
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    • Yoooo I haven’t seen this one in years, bringing back memories before my parents got divorced
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500
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    • Why can't people just not care if its real or not. It might be, or it might not be. Just laugh if its funny and continue on your meme journey if it's not
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    • I used to get bloody noses all the time. It was caused by an exposed blood vessel in my nasal canal. Also I do a shit ton of coke
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    • 225% doubt
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    • I sense it like 2 seconds before, so I put my hand up and never get it on my shirt. Shit happens way too often
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    • Then the whole class started clapping?
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    • Wow that’s so funny. So funny in fact I didn’t move a muscle. Disliked and reported
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    • I used to have such bad nosebleeds I would just stand over the sink and let it run until if was done bc there just weren't enough tissues lol. I had to get my nasal cavity cauterized twice lol
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    • 30 seconds? I usually can feel nose bleeds about 1-10 seconds before it’s starts dripping depending on the severity
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    • You know if you get nose bleeds alot there a chance you could have brain cancer
      racerx94 12 apr
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    • I get nosebleeds often too, and I can usually feel when they are coming, so this is plausible, but it's a stupid story.
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    • and then everyone clapped
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    • I have this friend who was forced to go to a Catholic Church by her parents. She got a nose bleed and when it started dripping she said, "he's coming!" Every single person in there freaked out
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    • hahaha yes fuck religious people am I right 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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    • This happened to me a lot during high school and I think it had to do with the heat, but sometimes if I cried too hard it would bleed. I usually just say nosebleed but have done the iCarly "nosebleed in 5 4 3 2" and "when she says onii-san" (to my weeb homie)
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    • Man the last time i saw this featured Robin Williams was still alive
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    • I rarely get nose bleeds but last year I got one in gym class randomly and my friend pointed it out cause it was dripping all over my white shirt, I just stared at him then collapsed and acted like I was having a seizure. Now that’s how ya do it boys, not with this fake bs
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    • (X) Doubt, but still kinda funny
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    • Sounds like a socially awkward atheist made this up to seek validation online
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    • I get nosebleeds in my sleep all the time, it’s why I have red pillowcases and red covers and sheets. It tickles my nose sometimes and I’ll sneeze in my sleep and I’ve woken up multiple times with blood all over my bed, the walls and even the ceiling. My room looks like hell afterwards.
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    • You live in the era where you say Hail Satan and people does nothing. Back in the medieval age and the whole Fucking Village gonna stone you to death or burn you at stake.
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    • Religious people are the best to fuck with.
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    • Religious people aren't like that, a kind note to all of you gay people
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    • Good because religion is stupid
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    • honestly super religious people annoy the shit outta me
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    • I had this one time a few years ago where I was at a table and some dude farted and not even 5 seconds later I had a nose bleed that lasted about 2 hours...
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    • Normally I'd be skeptical but religious people really are like that sometimes.
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    • Even better, whisper "oh no, not here!" Loud enough to make people hear, then just exhale really hard out your nose to spew blood like a damn faucet
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    • Oh, so making fun of christians is ok but when I say "be careful he is Muslim" a get arrested ? Double standards lmao
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    • I can feel it too. Once I stood up in english and yelled “MY NOSE IS BLEEDING” and everyone was “no it isnt OH MY GOD” and the blood was flowing out of my nose like a river
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    • If I had the ability to predict my nosebleeds, I’d honestly do the same thing
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    • And then Satan clapped
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    • Do you ever wonder how everyone agrees the feature is shitty and it still gets a few thousand likes?
      Team3Star 12 apr
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    • Wow you have the special talent of feeling a liquid travel through your nasal passage? I wish everyone could do that
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    • My friend has nose bleeds really easily and when she was seven years old, she was in a deep sleep while her nose started to bleed and she was snoring and blood came out of her eyes
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    • This is some shit I would pull
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    • my nose bleeds in my sleep, most of the time its my right nostril, I think the veins got fucked up when this bipolar bitch punched me cause I told her she needed medication. She got medication after she punched me xD
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    • Welcome back to shit that never happened
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    • Did this happen? No it did not happen. Has it happened before except this person changed up the story a little bit? Yes, that’s exactly what happened
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    • This explains periods.
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Alex.
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    • And then satan’s ass cheeks clapped
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    • this is a repost from 2012
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    • One time I dabbed so hard and hit my nose and it bled for what felt like a solid 12 minutes. That was probably the lowest moment in my life
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    • Wow. My first top comment after having the app for years and it’s about my nosebleeds 😂
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    • I reget never doing this when i had nosebleeds alot as a kid
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    • Perfect use of this super power lol
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    • Nice recycled feature
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    • Poor kid just trynna get some jesus and she being fucked up😂😂😭😭😭
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    • Anyone ever sneeze with a bloody nose and make your bathroom look like a murder scene 😂?
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    • Should’ve done some weeb shit and look at someone’s ass and yell DAMN
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    • I'll take 'things that never happened' for 1200.
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    • Once I was dreaming I was having a fist fight with some large dude, he hit me pretty hard right in my nose.I was hella mad, especially since I felt blood running down my chin and onto my good shirt. All I could think of was "Imma fuck this dude's shit up". And when I was right about to hit him(1)
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    • “then everyone clapped”
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    • i literally havent had a nosebleed in at least 5 years lol. and ive probably only had less than 10 my whole life ;( i kinda wish i did so i could just leave class for like 10 minutes lmfao
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