• i found diamonds under my moms
bed should i craft a diamond shovel
and sword or pickaxe
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    • With those you can craft a warrant for your arrest
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    • pickaxe, mine 2 more and save the rest you find to mine when you have fortune 3.
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    • I'm the one who knocks
      PorkSword 11 jul
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    • Always go for a pickaxe, with that you can gather obsidian for a nether portal or a enchanting table. With the table you can get Fortune; and then you can get multiple diamonds from a single ore.
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    • Is that another fucking Breaking Bad Reference
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    • Is your mother Skyler White?
      semeMdaeD 11 jul
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    • Make a diamond hoe
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    • Y'all know meth ain't blue irl right
      _Happy 11 jul
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    • A meth sword. Anything it touch get high
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    • Nothing your mother gave birth to you and raise you and you steal her diamonds you should be ashamed of yourself
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    • Leroy8 12 jul
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    • Definitely pickaxe
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    • Bitch is your mom Walter White?
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    • Terraform 11 jul
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    • That bitch stole my crystal meth
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    • Kelticus 12 jul
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    • Sword
      4Pep 11 jul
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    • Pickaxe
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    • hanking 12 jul
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    • Heisenberg
      mdawg81 11 jul
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    • Who's the iFunny admin smoking meth and making features like seriously fuck off that's the worst drug there is.
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    • Enchant meant table if not then axe
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    • Obviously go with the pickaxe
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    • Get your diamond meth pipe yae yae
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    • You idiot that’s instant snow
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    • Diamond hoe
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    • Meth axe Meth axe
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    • Obviously a pickaxe you fucking retard
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    • I'm debating between one of the new consoles or a PC. Suggestions? I know PC is more expensive but I can replace older parts to keep it up to date right? Also if you have it, itd be awesome to see some PC builds. Either top of the line, or affordable ones. fps, resolution, etc would be great too.
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    • its crystaaaaa, issa crystallized diamond 😅
      flurreyy 11 jul
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    • Pickaxes, then sword, then enchanting table, then axe, then shovel
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    • Best way to get the best enchantments very easily. First off make a villager breeder, set up stations with librarian villagers and break the lectern until you get the ones you want. If you wanna make the prices a lot cheaper, turn your game mode to hard and turn them into zombie villagers and cure
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    • Hold the fuck up
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    • You can craft a 25 year jail sentence
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    • Your father wasted Diamonds on a hoe
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    • eat them
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    • I always craft a pick axe first when I find diamond
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    • Pickaxe
      Weird 11 jul
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    • Make 3 jukeboxes.
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    • Oh fuck... the rise of apandah, god damn it man
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    • Make a hoe
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    • Nice stained glass loser
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    • Sword and jukebox
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    • Those are bath salts I think but I don’t want to imagine what else they could be
      luhFella 12 jul
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    • Make a sword and enchantment table
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    • Ok but why would you make a shovel before a pickaxe
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    • Yo that's weed you idiot
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    • Hoe
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    • Old school meth. A woman of class I see
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    • That’s that Walter white shit
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    • I think u should craft a sword and shovel
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    • Make a picaxe and then an enchanting table to get fortune on your pic
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    • Pickaxe. Everyone knows that.
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    • it's ok guys, it's just pop rocks
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    • Blue sky
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    • Eyy man that rock candy
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    • What are those, though?
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    • Someone wanna tell him?
      MnMPhil 11 jul
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    • An axe you fucking donut
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    • Smoke it and tell me how you slept for the past week
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    • Sell it g sell it fast
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    • Diamond pipe
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    • Use the bags and you'll be in Minecraft
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    • Y'all got any of that blue stuff??
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    • Fr why do people make diamond picks? Seems like a waste to me. I'd rather put them into a chest plate
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    • Craft all the money u can with that and move as far away u can from ur parents
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    • Pickaxe to get more diamonds and obsidian for a portal. Then go into the nether to get the corners of the nether portal which is enough for and enchantment table. Go back into the overworks or where ever your house is and make an enchantment table to get fortune 3. Head back to get netherite.
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    • That's what meth looks like?
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    • Clearly your mom is a meth dealer.
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • Pickaxe bro
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    • Ummm sir
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    • Put the kitty litter back and forget about it. Your mom is into some weird shit.
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    • Always a pickaxe
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    • Nah bro that’s heisenbergs blue sky
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    • You’ll be crafting a lot more than that.
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    • A pickaxe, so you can get to the nether which is where your mom will end up anyway
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    • That’s right, never spend ur diamonds on a hoe
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    • I remember when I first found my moms meth when I was a kid. I was about 8 and had no idea what it was. She actually managed to convince me they were “fish rocks” like, the stuff at the bottom of the bowl? And told me she hid them because she wanted to buy me a fish. I’m 19 now and she’s alot better
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    • People only started making their crystals blue because of breaking bad
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    • The police or FBI should be knocking his door by now.
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    • Yo eat them the blue rock candys the best
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    • That’s rock candy you idiot.
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    • holy shit its blue sky
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    • How much crystal meth is that
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    • Shovel and sword first, then a pic
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    • Always craft the pickaxe first
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    • Start smokin yo! I hope you survive
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