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    • *blue screen of death flashes across your eyes as you fall to the floor, dead*
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    • Whenever you awake up you hear the old startup sound
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    • Call it f-5 cuz its refreshing
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    • There is one computer at my job still running on windows vista and it’s the only one that fucks up every single god damn time and yet upper management keeps wondering what’s wrong with it
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    • I’d imagine it being a lot like Lacroix. Open the can and get the faintest hint of lemon-lime and out comes a pop-up telling you to buy the full version for $159.99/mo if you want to experience the full flavor. And if you spill the can and wipe it up, you literally duplicate the same mess 100x.
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    • Probably tastes like when you'd stick your tongue on those oddly shaped rectangle batteries when you were a kid
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    • Hey you finaley awake walked right into that imperial trap along with that thief over there
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    • *lifts tab *dialup noises intensify
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    • It taste like licking a battery and dust
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    • You can't swallow until it finishes updating
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    • This is from fucking 2006. Microsoft gave these to their employees
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    • Probably the most “exotic” canned drink I’ve had was literal drinking water donated by Anheuser-Busch during Hurricane Harvey.
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    • Kid turns blue and fucking dies
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    • Mmmm electro lights
      spe3ch100 a month
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    • Makes your immune system more vulnerable to viruses
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    • Nervous system update
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    • I forgot windows vista even existed
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    • You don’t drink it dumbass. You pour it on your computer and it installs Windows Vista. It also gives a Sprite smell
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    • Guys i checked the link.. its real. Apparently even Microsoft employees knew Vista sucked before it even launched so corporate started stocking all the breakroom fridges and giving employees this drink to try to at least get their employees to be somewhat hyped for launch in 06
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    • Good thing Windows 7 was a redeemer to this monstrosity.
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    • Nah, you just get an update but you gotta stop for about half a day so you're just unconscious for 6 hours eyes open showing the update screen and when you wake up you find out that the update is just worse
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    • My sister has and old, clunky, Toshiba laptop that still runs on Vista bc it refused to update to Windows 7.
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    • After drinking a can, you feel the need to replicate across the domain.
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    • Nah it's more like it kinda stutters, freezes, than you have to kill yourself to stop it
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    • 4GB of Energy to keep you going
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    • Human.exe not responding
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    • Its a virus dont do it
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    • We don’t talk about vista
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    • Where might I find one?
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    • Do yall say vista or vista
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    • *Plays solitaire, dies instantly*
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    • TalkingRain Beverage Co.
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    • I can taste the static
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    • Glad the NSA had time to post a meme. Tax money well spent.
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    • can I enema with this
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    • I imagine it tastes like McDonald's sprite
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    • When you open it you hear the Windows Vista startup sound.
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    • Lemon lime wire
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    • You need to update update time 21 years
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    • Hey be nice to my friend
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    • If you get the shot glass it's call Anti-virus it helps prevent against STDs
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    • Please give it here then
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    • It doesn't shut down, your system goes blue out crash...
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    • Vista's Kernal was only hard on older systems.... If you ran it today on modern hardwear, it would probably feel like a gayer version of windows 7.
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    • Fucking stops dripping while you are trying to get a drink when it’s half full
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    • How much?
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    • *xp shutdown sound blasts*
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    • Your vision goes blue
      bigblu42 17 may
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    • Probably more dangerous than drinking radiated water in fallout tbh
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    • I bet it tastes like radio static
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    • So you have an operating system failure
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    • Opens mouth after drinking, error messages d
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    • Do they have this in 98 or XP?
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    • Yes, it is I
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    • I see this as an absolute win
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    • You have to wait for it to update before you drink or it might give you a virus
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    • Windows closing theme plays as you fall slowly to the ground
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    • When you walk you kinda lag out and teleport sporadically across the floor
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    • tfw vista was pretty good and windows 7 is pretty much the same thing except people got pissed off over it when it ran like ass on Windows 98 machines
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    • Bonzi buddy invades my eyes
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    • It will be trying to get out of the can for eternity
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    • I can hear the tones now lol
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    • But your edges will be in vector graphics
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    • Vista is life
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    • I use to have vista, had less problems from it than I do with 10 now
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    • You just freeze up due to updates
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    • It's just talking rain lol (sparkling water)
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    • It'll make your brain run slower and always require updates
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    • You have a seizure and multiple copies are made of you
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    • Yeah I just wanna know the name of that company, I cant make out the words
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    • Along with every other system and your eyes turn blue
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    • I imagine it tasting watered down and slightly carbonated
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    • You drink this and ypur whole world turns blue
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    • If that's real it's probably worth money.
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    • How do you log onto a web page with no top-level domain?
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    • I think that’s what’s referred to in the medical community as “dying.” Must look into this.
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    • *drinks it and can't run steam anymore*
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    • To update
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    • *Slurp* Boo dwo ding dwooo
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    • Dun!
      MarcoCb 17 may
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    • When you open the can the xp startup sound plays
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