• I Donald J. Trump Things are going to get crazier the closer we get
to the 2020 election. Protect yourself. Buy a
sword and a gun. To translate for my millennial
followers. Buy a stabby stick and a yeet cannon.
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    • Who else is at that point In there life where the idea of dieing in a war against the government is more mentally appealing than scratching out a meager existence in what used to be america.
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    • Oh shit. I haven’t even considered the election. That should be a gloriously entertaining shit show.
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    • Things are going to get crazier tho
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    • Funny thing the Yeet cannon is actually a 9mm hi point
      bam0217 5 may
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    • Ever since I was a little kid I've suspected I was going to end up in some kind of rebellion or guerrilla warfare
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    • Fr0zen 5 may
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    • Sefrius 5 may
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    • I said it and I’m proud of what I said
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    • Me too
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    • The Democrats are going to try and extend the Quarantine as long as possible because they know if Biden and Trump faced each other in a debate, it would reveal the actual extent of Biden’s dementia
      Tolkien 5 may
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    • Of there was a secret uprising forming against the government right now, would you join it?
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    • I hate that he says so many ridiculous things that I actually looked up whether or not this obviously fake tweet was real. You just can’t tell. He tweeted so many things that don’t look real over the years
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    • Y’all don’t find it ironic that you’re listening to the government about fighting the government?
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    • I've actually been trying to do this around my city by putting up graffiti and shit trying to start a cause
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    • I really can't tell if he really said this. It's so hard to tell, but i kinda hope he did.
      KIM1744 5 may
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    • In my state I can legally open carry a saber. I've done it, fun asf but kinda annoying
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    • Get yourself a trench gun and you can have both in one package.
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    • I cannot wait until I get to either go fuckshit crazy against the country after they infringe my rights and go down a legend, or do the exact same thing and die within the first three minutes of my fuckshit craziness
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    • To be fair; he translated correctly
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    • Well, things are already crazy
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    • Pfft. Imagine using swords and guns when you could be advanced above average hacker and hack all the nukes to launch and target all the countries.
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    • Laughs in more gun reform than Obama during his presidency*
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    • There is actually a gun called the Yeet Cannon
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    • Kiwi is prepared
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    • Im ready for the civil war, its up to us the people to bring back the american dream our elders and congressmen have stolen, the american dream no longer exists, but it can
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    • I've been practicing fencing lately. I prefer swords over guns, but I like guns too.
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    • Did he actually say this? I cant tell with him anymore.
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    • I personally know a handful of younger people who not only claim to value their lives very little but also do crazy shit regularly so perhaps people like that would make wonderful soldiers xD
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    • Okay but like Red Dawn WAS my fucking childhood, don’t get me wrong I was born in 2002, but it was all I watched growing up. Wolverines bitch.
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    • You need any recruits
      joshbun 6 may
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    • Every man yearns for something righteous to die for
      Saaki 5 may
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    • I literally have a dadao and multiple guns lmao
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    • Hell yeah. YEET CANON
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    • I like how close it is to two completely unrelated texts.
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    • I’m expecting a civil war soon, the government will keep reaching further and further until gun owners show them why we have the second amendment
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    • No he didnt say that please God dont
      V37iF 5 may
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    • Donald Trump is telling me to become Dante lol
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    • The Yeet Cannon G1 9mm is an actual gun. Look it up I promise!
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    • bruh can't we have a normal civil war states against states does it have to be people against goverment because either a: you won't win or b: the military/police doesn't fire and helps take down big daddy goverment or in the rare case c: the armed forces start their own faction and create a military
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    • Some of you watch too much news or use too much social media. Which only reports negative stuff.
      SirLight 6 may
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    • What a waste... and itll only make them stronger too...
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    • but wtf y’all plan on doing if he wins? just chill at home?
      Deforce 5 may
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    • pre-war fallout here we come!
      Blapzapp 5 may
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    • Me and my webley are ready
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    • I mean I’m willing
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    • A yeet cannon
      Nidus 5 may
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    • Saving up for an m4 for this reason
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    • It’s almost boog time boys
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    • catch me nuts out with a 6 foot long sword on the battlefield
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    • Guys. Trump is the state. Don't let him rile you up
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    • I’m just waiting for the next fucking civil war apparently
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    • Yeet cannon lmfao
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    • Fuck around and find out 😤
      Glowing 5 may
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    • Huh uh yeah
      Boobies 5 may
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    • Wish I could but my Oppressive doesn't let me
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    • Did he actually tweet that, yes please cause more unrest, that's exactly what America needs rn
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    • I wanna die fighting for something, just waiting
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    • Can someone tell me on why hi points suck
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    • Love Trump
      BOS65 5 may
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    • Ah a sitting president telling his followers to arm up and attempt to overthrow the government if he doesn't win. This right-wing diet fascism thing is getting old.
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    • What a shit president
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    • Fauci is evil
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    • love these little larpers thinking they can fix everything so cute
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    • Like the old man said. Together.
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    • Lol everyone in the comments talking about how horrible america is are sheep just spewing what they hear from other online idiots. There are and will always be tough times for some people. Its simply unavoidable. The goal should be to improve life as much as possible all around
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    • He'll try and point the cannon at his followers as soon as the first republican state falls. Y'all trust his ass too damn much. The guy is a really good actor. Acts retarded because it works, he's a typical elite, and y'all are boot lickers.
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    • There's literally a handgun out there called a Yeet Cannon, look it up.
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    • If u think about it, practically all countries have had tons of civil wars. But they were also hundreds of years ago for most of them like England and France. If we have another great depression AND we have a corrupt political leader at the same time, we could end up with a civil war
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    • Honestly, I feel quite a bit of law enforcement and military would support an uprising because they agree that the government is fucked.
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    • My parents have probably given up on me getting married and giving them grandkids
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    • May the odds ever be in you favor.
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    • These features are 100% fbi and atf traps lmao.
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    • Is this actually a real tweet?
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    • Its soldiers so little they almost always are approved for governmental assistance such as food stamps and WIC. I've lived in barracks that were infested with rats and mold issues.
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    • My son just liked this and I don’t know how to feel
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    • Same
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    • He may be a constant liar but you have to admit he is a fun speaker to listen to
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    • Is ummm... Is America okay?
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    • Y’all better get yo stabby sticks and yo yeet cannons now
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    • part of me thinks this is photoshopped but the other part of me believes that trump would say this lol. god this country is a shit show and i fucking love it. never change trump. matter of fact put him in office again this shit is entertaining as fuck.
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    • People spend a lot of time defending a government they so desperately want to revolt against.
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    • Sarcasm lol
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    • Would love to but half of you are ancap larping retards that are actually statist just when it hurts minorities
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    • "Buy a sword" yea okay man
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    • Wow, your parents have good expectations for you? That sounds cool
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    • I'm going to do this. But because I want to, not because I was told.
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    • A few years? More like a few months
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    • Don't get a yeet cannon. Hipoints are trash
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    • That’s why we kiII the Gorillas first, they won’t get the chance to start a war
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