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    • The only reason we don't have these high speed rails is because of corruption in our government.
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    • Ay I'm actually an engineer working on the high speed rail line from Boston to DC for Amtrak!
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    • Why doesn’t this exist?
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    • I live in west Texas and I want this so I can take day trips to the city lol. A 6 hour drive to Houston would be significantly shortened
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    • Some of y'all really anti train juat to be a dick
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    • Fuck the northwest. All my railway systems hate the northwest.
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    • Do not listen to the auto & plane industry about travel. Rail will be cheaper, easier, & more environmentally friendly versus both of those industries. And it CAN be be done across the entire USA, we just don't Fund it well enough
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    • But that would make sense and create thousands of jobs and benefit everyone
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    • This doesn't exist because America is f****** huge
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    • 1) Our population isn't dense enough to make it viable. 2) Everyone owns a car. 3) existing rail is freight exclusive, too expensive to lay new rail.
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    • We could’ve afforded this 20x over instead of the Iraq war
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    • Yeah build one over Lake Michigan... smart
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    • WE NEED BETTER TRANSPORTATION IN RALEIGH. AMTRAK IS SUPER OUTDATED AND BUS ROUTES ONLY GO SO FAR
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    • If Japan can do it so can we, we just have a government that can do literally nothing right.
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    • Make it faster. Let’s do 700mph
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    • I'm stupid and kept reading it as Time Travel at 220 mph
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    • this is just a plot to make Chicago more relevant, don't fall for it
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    • Damn so just fuck the entire northwest
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    • Just imagine all the private property the govt would steal to make this happen. How many farms, ranches, private homes. Maaaaybe if it was underground but that would be WAY more expensive.
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    • Ticket to Ride?
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    • The fact that we don’t have this proves how stupid we are
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    • I can foresee more “wildfires” in the future
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    • Let’s talk about all the private land that would be taken from land owners because of imminent domain
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    • Why doesn’t anyone want to visit a majority of the northern states wtf
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    • North and South Dakota, Idaho and Montana, fuck off i guess
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    • Cali has been trying to do this but hard to do without help from the federal government
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    • I wish, our gov is too retarded
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    • Notice this was made over 7 years ago and we gave not taken a single step to improve our infrastructure since.
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    • Northern States really getting fucked over
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    • That redline would be life
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    • So just fuck the northwestern USA?
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    • Shame we will never have this. Freight railroads own the tracks primarily that amtrak operates over so don’t expect us to ever have bullet trains outside the northeast corridor (Boston to DC)
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    • Like if that bitch don’t come close to your state
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    • It's because it's actually cheaper and faster to fly due to the size of the us
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    • If something like this existed, I'd travel so much
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    • We need to expand our rail infrastructure
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    • Get ready for some national tragedies.
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    • I wanna get high speed railed.
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    • Hey, just to let you know how long it generally takes to get from Raleigh to DC on train-- its about 6-8 hours depending if they make a slowdown close to the border of VA and NC. That shit is slower than car.
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    • Hi I live in the Bakersfield area, and everyone here absolutely hates the idea of the high-speed rail, because the government stepped in and screwed over so many people. Including my father off of half the property he owned. They basically steal your property and give you what they call fair value,
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    • This would make my life so much easier. Going from Seattle (my place of business) to La (location of another shop, and NY another shop) traveling would be much nicer instead of the 6k just in traveling to check in and make sure they are profitable.
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    • Why isn’t this real tho
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    • Kansas City is where the fucked up corner of Kansas is not halfway to Oklahoma
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    • All roads lead to Illinois 😎
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    • I live in Tampa, Florida (yellow line) and after some secret stuff going on at our air force base, we all believe this rail exists for high end secret transport about 220ft down under us. It's not confirmed and no information can be found about it anymore, but it's there. Connects all the way...
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    • I live in Montana. Pretty much get excluded from anything fun taking place in the country, so I'm used to it.
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    • All because retarded politicians invested billions into the auto industry in the 1900s just to create fleeting, low quality factory jobs and temporarily boost the economy. Now cities like Detroit are literally bleeding to death, cars are a huge source of pollution and debt (insurance etc), plus auto
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    • Traveling to texas just for the street tacos
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    • Is this supposed to be an actual map or like a projection or what cause most of these rail lines don’t fucking exsist particularly Chicago to Florida, and Chicago to St Louis is not high speed except in a few places
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    • It’s cool and I’m not against it. But I’d never use it
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    • These would he great for travel between cities. But most days people probably wouldn't use them
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    • I take the train from Texarkana to St. Louis and it takes like 10 hours. Its a little faster than driving, but you have leg space and can walk around
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    • what
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    • “Crap I missed my stop”
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    • Make the center hub St. Louis and I’m in, Chicago has too many people already
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    • So...what’s the gray line? Is that railway system no longer in service?
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    • I can’t wait to read all the armchair engineers argue about how this will cost too much.
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    • The Mountain states got fucked over
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    • Funny how the Northwest is totally ignored. Want to go to Idaho? No...no you don’t. Not an option. Sorry
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    • The government originally planned for a high speed rail everyone could use, but now they only use there DUMB’s (Deep Underground Military Bases) for themselves.
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    • We prioritized highways while other countries prioritized railways it’s just how life goes
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    • I like that a big chunk around Montana gets to go fuck itself
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    • Birmingham Alabama is in the wrong place on this chart
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    • Is this being proposed? Is this real?
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    • Train surfing is mad fun
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    • Ohh yeah Washington DC gang
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    • Ion get it
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    • I work on the Disneyland Railroad. We go in circles all day and even when the speed demon engineers are in the cab we max at 15 mph but it feels like 70. Also steam is really cool
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    • I'm a "Go America" 24/7 kind of guy... but why the FUCK did the government choose to blow billions on highways instead of just building a hyper rail system?? One more fucking rush hour and I'm going to lose it
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    • I guess Montana did something wrong and is getting shunned.
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    • Yo is that actually possible? 220mph is like airplane speed
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    • Who remembers the transcontinental railroad?
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    • Hell yeah for the super trains
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    • Hey, they’re actually working on this, apparently the travel time between FW to Houston is TWO HOURS. Fucking hype this shit to the max,
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    • Why haven’t we implemented these? It seems to me like the only reason is that the airline companies lobby against it to make sure that we don’t get a cheaper means to travel across the country
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    • Are the grey lines potential future lines? I could see this being a decent reality. I think America needs to really turn the debt situation around and get a congress that could force something like this paid by corporations and they could get a tax break from it. Could need to be extremely subsidize
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    • If these existed how fast could you get from LA to NY?
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    • I could see people going to st.louis from Kansas city or Chicago depending on ticket prices just to go to work cause ive heard people commuting like 90 mins to work every day
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    • I wanna get high and get on a hyper train cuze why not
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    • Arizona to la in less than 2 hours holy fuck
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    • Why wouldn’t the white like go through Jackson, the capital of Mississippi instead of whatever town that is near the border
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    • This would be pretty cool, but is traveling at 220 mph on train tracks really safe?
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    • Not safe in California considering the frequency of earthquakes we experience.
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    • Traveling by train is so much more comfortable than air travel.
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    • Looks like a seal or something
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    • This cuts through like 7 different mountain ranges
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    • content not available more
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    • Travel by rail, save the rails
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    • Funny how there's none for the NorthNorthWest portion
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    • Look up cannonball runs by vinwiki on youtube. Pretty cool to see.
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    • Psa the transportation system in New York was originally privately funded, then taken over by the government. If this was to become reality, it shouldn't be taxpayer funded at all. I live in California and 1/2
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    • How's the train in the ocean at the bottom
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    • What about North west
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    • That would destroy a lot of Native American land
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    • Well now that warren buffet is pulling all of his money out of airlines, maybe this will become a thing
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    • Well a good reason would be if a structure that long were to. Experience a earth quake it would most likely shut down the whole. Country's economy for a while if it can more used then air travel and car travel and would make millions become. Jobless and. Have to. Pay for tickets in planes after the
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    • Yall are funny you dont know this shit already exists. There are already big ass underground networks.
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    • That pink one goes off the map into the void for a bit
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    • I’m confused what’s the joke here?
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