"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?"
Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this"
SS
Ge
Dad five minutes later:
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?" Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this" SS Ge Dad five minutes later:
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
CatfishingSTL CatfishingSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
The smile of a father
DNA test
That doesn't need a DNA test
denisep denisep
3 jun
The smile of a father DNA test That doesn't need a DNA test
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care
You piece
drink
help
life
Nobody worrying Why about why 4
likes you everything in space is round?:
Bipolar,
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When life decides to bring a mob but you're to numb to care You piece drink help life Nobody worrying Why about why 4 likes you everything in space is round?: Bipolar,
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir
Genius who's about to invent toast:
do it again
Spiders Spiders
4 dec 2020
Bread maker: I've baked you're bread sir Genius who's about to invent toast: do it again
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
S00thsayer S00thsayer
23 sep 2020
Big bird sees no other way to settle their dispute other than with a duel to the death
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor
Tabby Tabby
9 feb
When u in bed and your charger too far away on the floor