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    • That doesn’t work as well if you have a sibling.
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    • How about "I dont want to bring any more poor souls into this shitty existence"
      fucof 30 jul
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    • This is the kind of thing they've been preaching to white people to get us to stop having babies. They make you think it's better for your life. It's not. Having children is the purpose of life on this planet. Whites are quickly dying out.
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    • That’s the opposite of noble.
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    • “Put a stop in your thousand-year family name, never experience the joy of raising a child, don’t ever leave your mark on the world in a meaningful way. You have more stuff to buy, dude!”
      Exoteric 3 aug
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    • People that dont want to have kids are great! I'll never have to deal with them and their retard families going through generation fucking up the society even more!
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    • “Yeah for thousands of years my ancestors faced a ton of hardship but always sought better for there children, I just wanna have pets and not have the responsibility”
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    • Yes goyim, don’t have kids let all the immigrants have kids until you’re nothing but a minority in your own country. Very good obeying goyim
      Garadon 31 jul
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    • Why do people get so hostile about not wanting kids? Like who the fuck cares? There are 7.4 billion people in the world, and your individual decision to not have children is a perfectly fine and just decision.
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    • I have thirteen siblings. I better get murderin
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    • “The bloodline dies with me” is even more metal if you already have kids
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    • People saying they want their bloodlines to die out be like: 🤡🤡
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    • Fuck that my bloodline wont end with me
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    • "The fuck stops here"
      Mr_Yoink 31 jul
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    • "But you have siblings?" "DID I STUTTER!!"
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    • People have kids like they're pets just because the want one and everyone else is doing it. Unless you're ready to actually dedicate your life to raising them properly and not just half assing in then don't have them! Because that's what really is selfish...
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    • What about "I can barely take care of myself without needing to handle the emotional and mental instability of a growing children."?
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    • “Great and noble burden” more like fucking retarded
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    • this comment section is why the human race is moving backwards
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    • Doesn’t matter, I’m still gonna call you a childless loser.
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    • I will have kids out of spite and fucking love them
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    • Im the only son and i was rendered sterile from cancer. I beat that. But this bloodline dies with me
      Ruckis 31 jul
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    • My parents are still expecting grandkids. I’m not sure how to tell them I’m gay
      Shyguy96 31 jul
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    • People who think they're too pathetic to reproduce....... You are, thank you for not passing on your pathetic genes.
      GFYM 31 jul
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    • This is just another example of how people are destroying their own culture
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    • Zambian 30 jul
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    • Me: I don't think I'll have kids. Anyone that's a parent:
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    • Natural selection is so easy nowadays that people willingly exit the gene pool
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    • Imagine wanting to voluntarily remove yourself from the gene pool and leave no legacy
      Soii 30 jul
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    • I'm not gonna have kids because I dont wanna have my body be all warn down from pregnancy and my life chained down from kids like tons of middle aged women I see
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    • Human beings have been raising families of 7+ since the dawn of human life, and now a bunch of little nihilistic pussies with self diagnosed depression wanna let their family and culture die cuz they can’t stop beating off and smoking weed long enough to get a real career and start a family. Sad
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    • I mean being a pussy nowadays is kinda helping the population problem brought to us by boomers
      Cbrooo 30 jul
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    • What if you have siblings? Do you have to take them out then?
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    • Yes goyim, do not reproduce and drink your tap water
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    • You mean your going to die a virgin because you can’t get laid?
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    • Rommel_The_Desert_Fox
      People who don't want kids disgust me
      Rommel_The_Desert_Fox 2 aug
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    • I plan on pleasing mother natures need to breed and carrying out my bloodline for several generations
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    • “Metal as hell” it makes u sound like a dork lmao
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    • huge dinnerסt post.
      MeatBig 1 aug
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    • You have no choice if you're ugly lol
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    • But who will inherit my family's wealth, land, and castles? Oh yeah, we've been broke as fuck for generations.
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    • State mandated child-free memes
      DMemes12 31 jul
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    • How is ending your bloodline noble?
      LionValor 31 jul
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    • Yes goyim very good
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    • My blood line actually dies with me. I'm the last born out of my whole family, there are no boys, and none of my sisters are capable or willing to have kids. I have no real cousins from my dads brothers or sister either
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    • That’s why I want kids, my ancestors from the very beginning have had little shits so why can to handle them
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    • I’m scared to even have kids now. I’m scared as to what they will have to experience and go through as they get older.
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    • My dumbass mom said it’s selfish not to want kids. Ok let the shitty people who would make terrible parents have kids just to please people like you
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    • If stopping your bloodline is noble, what does that say about your family?
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    • I'm the only Male in my family and my dad has no brothers, so the family name is literally up to me to carry on. Just dumped my ex because she cheated on me while I was away for 3 months doing a class for my undergraduate, I think I'll die alone. 400 years of traceable family lineage ends with me.
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    • Or “I don’t want to bring children into a world that’s about to burn itself because humans are a shitty species”
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    • Not funny. Didn't laugh.
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    • Thousands of years of familial history, and it ends cause you could get laid
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    • I used to care about people making the baffling choice to not procreate. Then I realized that leaves more resources for the small army I intend to field from beneath my own petticoats.
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    • Humans are at a pretty low point right now if people actually think like this comment section. It's kinda sad
      Salvadori 30 jul
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    • “I’m gonna die alone and unsatisfied with my life.” - How it’s actually gonna be
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    • I'm gonna breed like a fucking racehorse
      BOAC 30 jul
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    • Why do people care if you have kids it’s none of their business
      lOwOl 30 jul
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    • You're still a useless human
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    • Cringe and blue pilled.
      lol_Beens 30 jul
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    • I have siblings so I can't use that
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    • Kids?
      MrJack 30 jul
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    • Itachi: “fine I’ll do it myself”
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    • I dont got a choice cant find a woman 🙃
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    • Nicola
      Both of these arguments are absolutely retarded. Having children is an absolutely noble thing. Most people who don’t want to have kids regret it later because they’re materialistic hedonism doesn’t outlive you or bring real genuine happiness.
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    • No no no don't let the SJWs win Americans need to start breeding more and fast.
      BD101 2 aug
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    • If you really want it to end get ahold of itiachi unchiha
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    • “Responsibility spooky”
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    • Nah brother, this bloodline won't die cuz this bloodline didn't raise a bitch
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    • Anti-Natalist Propaganda
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    • This branch of my family tree is gonna die here, but not willingly
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    • I have 6 kids. I have great respect for those who know they don’t want kids. It really isn’t for everyone. I am a caregiver by nature, that doesn’t mean that it works for other people.
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    • God u people are depressing
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    • The latter kind of implies dying in glorious battle and this pussy as post doesn’t justify such an image,
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    • "i can't convince a remotely attractive woman to even look at me" also works
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    • I dont like how people dont want kids these days. I want a bunch of kids. I am the last of my bloodline, and I'd like it to not die with me.
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    • I don’t want kids because there are tons of things I would much rather be doing. That way I’ll have both money and time.
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    • Genuinely sad cause I like the idea of having kids someday but every girl I’ve ever talked to (especially the ones I’ve liked) plan to get a dog and die alone at age 25
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    • The glory of this bloodline is unending
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    • content not available more
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    • Brenton Tarrant was right you know
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    • And both types of people are pussies
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    • Why do people get so pressed if you don’t want kids?
      Reece07 31 jul
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    • "I'm a firm believe in population control"
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    • I hate when people ask you if you want kids and when you say no, they become appalled and lecture you
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    • I always threaten my dad that I'll end his bloodline (only child gang rise up😎)
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    • I hope your pathetic bloodline dies with you
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    • Technology it’s impossible to end a bloodline since everyone has very distant relatives
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    • How about "I can't get laid?" Just be honest and they'll understand
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    • I really don’t get why people get mad at others for not wanting kids. I mean I respect your wishes in wanting a family or wanting to continue your bloodline but why push it on other people? To me that’s on the same level as religious converters. Jehovahs witnesses for pregnancy
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    • I hate when someone says they don’t want kids and then some bitch argues with them about it. If someone doesn’t want kids it’s their choice ya know
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    • I for one want kids. But sometimes I feel society just has kids to suffer the burdens of old ppl. Older Ppl established in society are literally desperate for consumption, labor, taxes, Social security, private property rights... it all collapses without young ppl to work and/or die for the system
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    • Your aversion to reproductive proclivities, will fail to produce an offspring. Effectively ending a blood lineage, that has prevailed since the beginning of human existence.
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    • Yeeeesss goyim.... do not have children
      JeIq 30 jul
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    • Giving into the What the noons want good job 👏🏻
      madjakk 30 jul
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    • My families blood line is strong and will produce only the highest quality of tall hardy midwestern alcoholic males
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    • Be a good goy and let your bloodlines die *rubs hands*
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    • I have 7 brothers, my bloodline will last through the apocalypse
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