I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
21 sep 2020
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him"
we
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him" we
Pm 4) aros
Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley
SHOENICE
AltoonaAltara
25 sep 2020
Pm 4) aros Man Eats 87 SpongeBob Stickers in an Alley SHOENICE
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
Welcome to the danger zone
Se
Wlnataco Wlnataco
24 nov 2020
Welcome to the danger zone Se
Cat more spagooters
Tabby Tabby
15 jan 2021
Cat more spagooters
john
@sexhaver4200
just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
confusing confusing
26 sep 2020
john @sexhaver4200 just seen a sponge bob show on the tv. why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
When you use the microwave
The food: The bowl:
MurkDirty MurkDirty
18 jan 2021
When you use the microwave The food: The bowl:
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you."
The NPC:
80iy 80iy
12 jan 2021
Me standing over an NPC at "I took care of that quest for you." The NPC:
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
LolaBit LolaBit
30 mar
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida