• Í Did you know that if you wanted to 4
make a sword with dead people's
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blood. You would have to kill 359
people for their iron in their blood.
Excluding the fact that some
people have low iron
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    • Make steel with that iron. Just so its stronger and lasts longer. Would you fuck with a man who had a sword made from his dead foes?
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    • Not all that many people, especially for say a warlord in medieval times. Could totally have a Sword of the Fallen, no sweat
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    • That’s the most metal thing ever
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    • Or do blood drives of captured enemies
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    • That’d be a fucking power move
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    • You could also smelt the iron in their burning bones! As the bones burn the carbon would release from the bones and strengthen the iron! Therefore if you use your enemies for this you could promptly say “my blade was forged by the blood of my enemies and strengthened with their bones!”
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    • Use the blood for the iron, mix their flesh with the molten iron to get the carbon making steel, use bone to make a grip and scabbard, find rock crystal, hollow it out somehow, put some leftover blood in it, seal it, there’s your pommel.
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    • Use blood to dye it red, and make a sheath out of bone
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    • What does it mean when a comment gets eaten by a black hole? Or why did it happen?
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    • Okay this took some research and time, but apparently 359 is a tandom number from reddit. An average human male has 4 grams of iron in their blood, and a generic iron longsword is about 2.25 kilograms, which is 2,250 grams. So by my calculations it's more like 562.5 humans completely drained.
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    • We can make 16713 swords from a certain genocide
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    • But don’t make it look like a normal sword. Give it cool pointy things on the sides of it and stuff like that
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    • It would take 3 people, if this was Jojo.
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    • There’s a JoJos stand called Metallica like that
      Reshaped 1 aug
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    • WHERE IS PORKSWORD
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    • Remember that guy who makes knifes out of random shit? He should make a blood knife
      gal_xxy 1 aug
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    • How zabuza repaired his sword in the war
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    • How do you even extract the iron tho
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    • we just gonna ignore the grammatical error
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    • You’d probably have to do way more than that since you’re not gonna get 100% of the iron out of any of them
      minionQ 1 aug
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    • What kind of sword
      LCA198 3 aug
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    • YTsc6ut 3 aug
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    • I always thought that making a sword with someone’s blood means they used blood to quench the blade
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    • Could you hypothetically forge a sword with a blade made from teeth? Like if you melt down the teeth and shape it into a blade would you have a teeth sword?
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    • Now I want to become a warlord
      Jebuoy 1 aug
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    • Is that how the 1940s dictators that got rid of millions of people get iron to fight ww2 and build new weapons
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    • Or just get blood from donations
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    • Why do that when I could just use your head and spinal cord as a mace
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    • I can't be the only one who read that in phenesies(or how ever you spell it) voice
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    • It’s actually 400
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    • the ebony blade
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    • That’s gonna be hard, you must have nerves of steel to try that
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    • Why not just rob a blood bank? It'd faster and easier.
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    • Does anyone here happen to know the process of extracting iron from hemoglobin
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    • Or just drain the blood of one person with AIDS, put in a sword shaped cast and dry. Go into public with your new blood sword and tell people it's watermelon flavored. They lick and in a few years time they're dead. Ez.
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    • Could you make a sword just out of blood? Like solidify it or mix it with something stronger and give it a blood red tint?
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    • How many. Periods are going. To be in. Each sentence?
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    • is this recipe using 100% of their blood?
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    • What about adjusting for weight and height difference?
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    • Crystallized blood sword
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    • Or, just one demon
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    • Just go the full 400 to be sure
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    • Cheerios has iron in it by the way, there’s a guy that crushes up the cheerios and uses a magnet to pull the bits of it out
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    • Drain the blood, forge the iron, burn the bodies with a mix of coal to add heat carbon to the blade. Most brutal weapon forge ever
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    • I’d just make throwing knives out of bones and use the bones I can’t use for throwing knives as fertilizer
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    • But what about calcium and carbon?
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    • Hsj
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    • I know what I'm doing in my D&D campaign now.
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    • An enemy a day keeps the crusade away
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    • It’s speculated that top comment is why Vikings swords were stronger because they used bones in their forging and made primitive ‘steel’ like metal
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    • Or have a couple events that you constantly take blood from
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    • Just ask dead pool
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    • Haha yes we've all seen the Tumblr post from 10yrs ago. Glad to see it's making the rounds as a text meme ig. This is the issue with being on the internet for so damn long man every joke is just stolen
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    • Just get magneto to build it 4head
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    • Ok but how many to make a pistol or maybe even a rifle??
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    • How many gallons is that? I could ostensibly ask a phlebotonist friend and a handful of volunteers to donate blood to the cause over the course of a few years
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    • That seems strangely doable.
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    • I have "Cursed Bloodmetal" in my DND campaign that has a very large variety of attributes to it
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    • Zabuza
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    • Me with anemia 👍🏻
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    • So 360
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    • Philosophers stone
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    • It seems like H.i.t.l.e.r had a great opportunity and ruined it.
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    • Ah yes, my blord
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    • Oh my God I totally thought that it was 357 I have to now tell people the real number now
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    • Yeah commit war crimes Phineas. -Ferb
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    • Please post the entire conversation, it's a really interesting one.
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    • The violence has escalated
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    • Nah one person if it was sanji
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    • You can use their bones to add carbon to the iron, effectively making very low grade steel
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    • Blue is an interesting choice.
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    • Ok ok but how many bullets could I make from one corpse? Like.. blast my enemy with my enemies
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    • Fma be like
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    • If you make it out of tongues is it a sword of silence?
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    • A person a day for a year? Easy shmeasy
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    • That’s my project for next weekend after band
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    • That’s like a person a day for a year. With off days
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    • My father and I have high iron and have to let blood...
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    • How big would the sword be
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    • If you use the bodies of the covid victims, your sword will also inflict poison damage.
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    • Why not just make it an even 400
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    • Let’s round it up to an even 400
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    • VAMPIRE SWORD
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    • One a day, all year. Then you get your sword
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    • I'd call it "The Sword of Souls"
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    • Use the ashes of the cremated to make steel out of plain iron still making a "soul" infused sword.
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    • this is an example of a good reaction image
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    • How would you go about doing that? Just boil it until you are left with the iron?
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    • Why can I hear the audio spiking on the last picture?
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    • That means that 16,700 swords could have been made in ww2 🤔
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    • That sounds like a Death Knight legendary sword quest
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    • One year of murders (making up for low iron counts) would be perfect
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    • 400 to be safe, might make a dagger too.
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    • Is anyone else having trouble scrolling down?
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    • Blade literally made from blood sweat and tears
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    • One person a day and time to forge it
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    • Chill out Risotto Nero
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