• I DID A GREAT JOB THERE'S NO ONE
TODAY. I DESERVE A NEAR,
PAT ON THE BACK.
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    • Then he pokes himself and fucking dies
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    • And then accidentally jabs himself
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    • Thats ur head dumbass
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    • Thats not your back dumb fuck
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    • Jewel 5 sep
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    • Hey, I know nobody gives a damn buy my hair is pretty long right now and I'm thinking of cutting it to neck length, but most people I ask say itll make me look like a dude, even my mom. I normally dont care what people think I look like but I'm starting to think it will actually look like trash.
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    • Accidentally stings himself and fucking dies
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    • It’s my nature
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    • Yes. Self acknowledgement of your hard work is important to have.
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    • Scorpions are immune to their venom
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    • DrOvO 6 sep
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    • That’s his fucking head
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    • Bro I live in az and got stung by one and honestly, I wanted to die
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    • I do this sometimes
      Smallpp3 7 sep
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    • Sad and cut at the same time
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    • If you put scorpions in a ring of fire they will sting themselves to death. Also, wolf spider bests centipede in the bug coliseum, and Jerusalem crickets scream if thrown into flames
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    • I’ll pet you.
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    • I slap myself in the back of the head with my cock
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    • Fefe
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    • Fun fact, pour one drop of alcohol on a scorpion and it will immediately start stabbing itself to death
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    • Thought he was gonna stab himself pleasantly surprised
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    • I see swastika
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    • Self care bitch
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    • Thats his head
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    • That’s your fucking head dip shit
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    • That, but with my dick
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    • put a drop of alcohol on the scorpions back.....it stings it self to death
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    • I don't like seeing a scorpion drawn with a head like that
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    • Thought he was gonna stab himself
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    • My dad, when stationed in Somalia, surrounded a scorpion with a ring of fire, and it supposedly committed by stabbing itself in the head.
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    • I thought he was going to sting himself.
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    • That's kinda cute
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    • Thought it was gonna sting itself
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    • 🎵My mother in law is a scorpion🎵
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    • *impales himself*
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    • I hate it when people drop out the artists name and signature...
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    • If surrounded by fire scorpions sting themselves to death
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    • dead
      Tomated 6 sep
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    • Dead
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    • Then her daughter marries a human and makes a song about the mother in law was actually a scorpion
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    • FUCK YOU!!! SCORPIONS ARENT CUTE!!! THEYRE AN ABOMINATION TO THE WORLD AND EXISTENCE ITSELF!!!
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    • I usually masturbate instead but okay
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    • Me when I need a fap fap
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    • That was going in a different way to what I was thinking about
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    • I thought it said “the end is near” then the scorpion stabbed itself and died
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    • “Ah fuck, my eye”
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    • Me....
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    • Where's that comic where the scorpion is playing tail tag and one of his friends touched the stinger and fucking died
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    • For every like I'll do absolutely nothing because I lack the motivation for anything anymore
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    • :)
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    • I love this
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    • Nah fuck you you hurt like a bitch
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    • Scorpions literally don’t do that because they would stab themselves and fucking die
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    • Why’d I just get flashbacks to fallout 1 and killing every radscorpion
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    • Dick head
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    • That’s your head dumbass
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    • what if u did a bad job
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    • Thats your head dumbass
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    • I was genuinely expecting the scorpion to sting itself
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    • Pour alcohol on an emperor scorpion's back and it'll sting itself to death, fun fact
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    • i thought he was gonna noon himself
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    • Dies
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    • Annnnnd now you’re dead.
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    • Pour alcohol on its back and watch how fast it can pat itself
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    • I was expecting he’d prick himself and die
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    • Yo if they sting themselves, can they die. Cause ik snakes are immune to their own venom
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    • Lol almost every comment here is the same. Go Originality!!!!
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    • this is so gay
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    • He died btw
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    • bilk 5 sep
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    • *pokes themself* Man im getting really sleepy...
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    • Stabs himself
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    • I wish i had 4 arms so i could hug myself
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    • I was running the other day and my left lower back near my tailbone started to hurt? It doesn't hurt as much when I'm not running, but flares up a little when I'm walking or running a fair bit. Is this serious or am I just sore?
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    • I was hanging out with a friend last night and got into a depressive episode. She noticed and all it took was a pat on the back to snap me out of it. Back pats are awesome
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