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    • Apparently some rich guy in California actually did that. Both figured it out and were very unhappy.
      Shut7ut 9 aug
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    • They’re called private investigators so they would investigate each other’s privates
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    • if they're a professional business they would instantly find each other in one Google search.
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    • What if you and a friend hired hitmen on each other and see who lasted the longest
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    • They would figure pretty quickly they are both pi
      moldydog 9 aug
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    • It cancels out
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    • Spy vs spy
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    • They would probably figure it out
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    • Theyll literally notice eachother watching eachother and then confront eachother about it. That or the private investigators in an area all know eachother actually.
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    • It won't work
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    • “So now Diamond City has two private dicks”
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    • Pemdas or something, idk i didn’t pass algebra
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    • They fuck
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    • The red spy vs the blue spy
      MLGtbone 9 aug
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    • spy vs spy
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    • Survival of the fittest
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    • My next screenplay idea down
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    • Tried this, turns out the PI’s new each other. I had no idea their business was family owned...
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    • Game Set: Stalemate
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    • Wasn't there a show like that? Spy vs. Spy or something?
      JJ209th 9 aug
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    • Spy vs. Spy obviously
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    • That'd be an interesting movie. paranoia insues, turns into a sho/otout in an alley between to shadowy figures wearing fedoras. Constant noir type narration. Fuck yeah.
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    • Spy vs. Spy
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    • they would thank you for paying them for nothin
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    • They fall in love and make a baby
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    • They fuck
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    • They’d probably figure it out pretty quick.
      ChamberK 9 aug
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    • Nathan for you
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    • It would not take long for them to see what's going on
      MarcyJay 9 aug
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    • They'd probably know each other and figure it out what's going on really quickly
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    • Or two hitmen hired to eliminate each other.
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    • They’d probably follow the other guy back to their own house and realize they’ve been duped
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    • Most of them network together
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    • They would find out you hired two private investigators to investigate each other
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    • That's PEMDAS
      Davo10 9 aug
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    • Some death note type shit
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    • back to reddit you go
      CarFriend 10 aug
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    • They both cease to exist
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    • How is private investigation legal? Isnt it stalking?
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    • He’s watching him watch him while he watches him watch him
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    • If they were good at all they'd figure it out
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    • It could they can’t speak the same language though
      Gee_ 9 aug
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    • they’d have butt sex
      CumGland 9 aug
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    • They would know who each other were because most private investigators actually communicate with each other for tips.
      Trixie_ 9 aug
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    • They went immediately look at their occupation and figure it out
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    • They’d do the sex
      2Far 9 aug
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    • DflavidB 13 aug
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    • Instructions unclear, they fucked my cat
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    • Spy v.s spy
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    • Osint is the first stage of any private investigation
      noondeer 10 aug
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    • Almost like north by northwest
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    • Mr and Mrs. Smith
      Himad 9 aug
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    • That's just a staring contest
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    • I really don't care
      MatteoD 9 aug
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    • Time for a duel
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    • They will lock gazes for infinity
      roddue 9 aug
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    • And they were roommates
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    • My dad had a private investigator floor my brother and I around when we were kids
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    • Stick bug is a private investigator
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    • It cancels out because PEMDAS
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • It'd turn into a love story
      DaRanoon 10 aug
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    • kingbax 9 aug
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    • Do it
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    • Hit man vs hitman
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    • They’d probably figure out they’re both private investigators?
      ThatZBoii 12 aug
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    • They qould probably search each other up and see they are private eyez
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    • I assume it would turn into the cartoon Spy vs Spy
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    • Wait a minute
      E________ 12 aug
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    • Spy vs spy
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    • As a private investigator with an affiliate license, I can say I would love this. Get paid to follow around someone who is following me around? Oh yeah that would get interesting very quick lol
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    • Wouldn’t they just look eachother up and we they are private investors
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    • I've thought about hiring a PI to follow me to see if I can outsmart him
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    • Already did that. It's funny as hell.
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    • This needs to be a show definitely
      A1_Bakugo 11 aug
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    • Well their names would most likely be licensed and searchable, except for 6 states that don’t require it, assuming that isn’t the case it wouldn’t be that hard to find out assuming they’re doing surveillance. Plus most PI’s know each other it’s how we exchange intel and gain clientele.
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    • PI’s are pretty lame lowkey. It probably wouldn’t be that cool
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    • I’d find out which one was better at the job, that’s what
      medterm 11 aug
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    • dakota6w 11 aug
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    • Use the investigator to destroy the investigator
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    • They would figure it out pretty quickly
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    • Don't they try to find info on the other person? They'd probably find out
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    • They'd probably figure it out pretty quick and then just agree to go home with their free paycheck.
      Mycaruba 11 aug
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    • I love that man/woman
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    • Started binging big bang, got to this episode, always thought he was headed to his laptop "for answers". Turns out he was just picking up marbles... kinda kiIIs the meme for me.
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    • They would just stare at eachother menacingly
      baker570 11 aug
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    • They’d probably figure out pretty quickly
      SirB 11 aug
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    • They’ll find out, they tend to see people who tail them easily
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    • Or hire two prostitutes to fuck
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    • White spy vs. Black spy moment
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    • I wanna hire a hit man on my self and see how long I can last against him in a cat and mouse game. Only if my life because so shit that if I lose it won’t matter
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    • AND THEN ROMANCE NOVEL
      CocoSolo 11 aug
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