• I could use this for when I go to the shooting
range
Imao.. now that you mention it
this would proably work well as liquid chalk
when you lift too
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    • This ia unethical ive heard they milk gamers for this product absolutely not right
      Gwamingo 27 jul
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    • Is this legit? My hands are so fucking sweaty all the damn time ESPECIALLY when I play Xbox or Go to the range
      Danyol 27 jul
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    • I’m not sure why anyone would buy this. If you’re a gamer, you already make your own goo for free🤔🤔
      Ballgo 27 jul
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    • what happens if I masturbate with this
      tobi 27 jul
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    • ima jack off with it and no one can stop me
      Shinx 27 jul
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    • Imagine a guy trying to jerk it with this and just ripping his soul out.
      Velicey 27 jul
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    • Its all fun and games until you rip your dick off trying to use it as lube to masturbate.
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    • Just my .02, but learn to sh00t with sweaty hands. Don’t dry them off, don’t do anything, just run it. When it counts your hands will probably pretty damn sweaty.
      Archer_ 27 jul
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    • Imma buy some of this now cause my hands are always sweaty af Edit: it’s expensive ($35 for 6oz) but I’m taking the plunge and when it arrives if I can find this comment again I’ll update.
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    • Quick tip, drinking more water will stop your hands from sweating as much
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    • Improved grip?? I know what I'm using this for
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    • They’re stealing our goo.
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    • I volunteer myself to be gooped for this product for a living
      Slorppo 28 jul
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    • This kind of stuff has been a thing for years, it’s just liquid chalk and I’ve seen people use it for things like rock climbing and racquet sports
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    • crunk 27 jul
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    • Deodorant works too if you don't mind your hands smelling like old spice.
      Geico 28 jul
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    • It’s gathered from the teets of elite gamers
      rcast43 27 jul
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    • Where can I buy it
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    • Back on PS2, I just had a Nyko controller with built-in fans. Game changer
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    • Dat bitch delky belyy dalafune girl is gonna market this as gamer girl glue and say she shoved it up her ass then sell it for 500$ a bottle
      joshkid 28 jul
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    • Gamer gunk
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    • Gamer Goo and Gamer Girl Bathwater. Package deal
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    • Uh oh mom found my gamer goo
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    • Also known as gamers' creamy goo.
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    • So does it work at the range?
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    • I’m gonna drink it and become a literal giant rainbow colored gaming robot overlord.
      Maximus_ 28 jul
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    • Is this what belle delphine sells now???
      joeweezy 27 jul
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    • The second to last part reminded me of that scene from the Addams Family where Wednesday asks the Girl Scout if her cookies were made from real Girl Scouts
      CaraFalon 28 jul
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    • I just use my cum
      Wat69 28 jul
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    • It’s literally stickem spray. Dwight Howard almost got kicked out of the NBA because he was caught using it during games to give him an advantage on having grip with the ball.
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    • Cool, and all, but has anybody used it to masterbate?
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    • Just use antiperspirant deodorant
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    • Yes its completely humane, we just collect the clouds of every gamer, (except hackers), and we mix the feelings of calmness, rage, and the feeling of winning, and boom gamer goo.
      duckman30 27 jul
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    • Yo let me get a squirt of your goo all over my hands
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    • I have similar stuff it works instantly
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    • Sh.oot your goo my dude!!
      tenten123 30 jul
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    • Oh that actually sound pretty handy for rock climbing, or is it just liquid chalk?
      Karsten02 29 jul
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    • Your penis can also produce gamer glue
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    • Ok ngl that actually looks pretty useful
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    • Guys, it’s the same stuff strongmen use on the concrete balls
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    • Fap.
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    • Oh hell yea
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    • Am I swe-... Oh it's just rain... Yeah these clowny ass niggas could never make me sweat. -Obito Uchiha
      Joshkashi 30 jul
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    • Use chalk bro
      McL0v1n 28 jul
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    • I wanna put this on my forehead. I swear from there like a motherfucker all the time even if it’s cold i sweat
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    • If anyone has actually use this I have some questions
      Godkaplan 27 jul
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    • I already make my own goo
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    • So basically the opposite of lube. Cause we all know y'all ain't getting any.
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    • Jokes on you I only use organic gamer goo
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    • Y’all remember that one episode of South Park where butter sold his sperm and called it goo
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    • Is this real
      krisssiee 27 jul
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    • They’ll look high and they’ll look low
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    • I have a feeling that isn’t going be used for it purpose if someone has caught my drift
      stgcoop 4 aug
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    • Waow
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    • can someone verify if this works? because i have very sweaty hands and id like to know
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    • CUM
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    • I have some of this. Makes your hands dry af so that you don't sweat
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    • Nah when my hands get sweaty my grip increases exponentially
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    • What of waste of money honestly, who in their right mind would buy this just to get a better grip? It's like people forgot they can use their own ejaculation
      DQ_Worker 31 jul
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    • Wait am I the only one that uses syrup?
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    • Is this an actual product? I want to buy it
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    • "Improves grip" yeah because your hands will be fucking stuck to the controller.
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    • I’m wondering how it gives energy and focus
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    • They got shut down for it containing 3% gamer's "goo".
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    • It’s just a product part of the flex tape family
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    • This might actually help me when I pole dance
      Memeslu1 31 jul
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    • Is there a GMO free version?
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    • I love swallowing gamer goo
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    • i personally prefer gamer grip. just feels better to me. and with both they can be used not just for gaming but for sports as well
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    • For lifting weights though...
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    • I'm gonna inject gamer goo directly into my vains like a herion addict
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    • what’s that on your hands son?
      OwOGirl69 30 jul
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    • So what I'm hearing is that gymnists should give gamers handjobs before they do a routine
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    • OH make me goo daddy
      UhMeowu 30 jul
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    • Gamers rise up
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    • Gamer goo? More like masturbation: hardcore difficulty
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    • Dude this would be good for the gym
      brembo 30 jul
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    • I need this.
      DylanYuhi 30 jul
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    • Hey 100k that hasn’t happened in a while
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    • A_Cactus_ 30 jul
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    • Use it as anal lube
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    • About two decades ago we were oppressed for being weird and stating inside all day. We are evolving past their mortal limits
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    • Rock climbers rely on not having sweaty hands and literally hold on for dear life. We don’t use this garbage. Use chalk, or maybe spend less time playing games. Live a little. Go climb.
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    • Probably oily asf
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    • I have a bucket of chalk next to my desk every time i needa sweat i scream time to chalk up into my mic and i trust my hands into the chalk and clap that shit off over my desk
      imjay 30 jul
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    • It seems like it’s just liquid chalk
      CrixLive 30 jul
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    • You know what “gamer goo” makes me think of
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    • Is this shit even real?
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    • Is it made from natural or artificial gamers?
      SCP_4999 30 jul
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    • We were all thinking the same thing
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    • I accidentally removed my foreskin with this stuff
      Hosankii2 30 jul
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    • I WANT AOME OF THIS, some days my hand are just sweaty and I can’t dry them
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    • Should call it virgin goo, for gamers.
      kc101 30 jul
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