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    • Bitches be like “teehee sorry I murdered your dog I can’t help it I’m a thesaurus UwU”
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    • I'm a peanut and I find this offensive
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    • It still blows my mind that people believe that shit
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    • Astrology’s so funny to look thru tho, like apparently if I date a Taurus I’ll get murdered in my sleep
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    • Astrology is cool if you dont base your core beliefs and values around it. I think of it like a fortune cookie, obviously its not reading my fortune but fun to look at
      DripDro 26 jun
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    • Bitch I'm a cashew
      BrookIyn 26 jun
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    • I'm a cancer. So I'm cancerous. I accept this. It allows me to be a Dick cause astronomy was a Dick to me.
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    • Sorry i ate your dog im a caprisun i cant help it
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    • Sorry that I use iFunny, my sign is iNigga
      DoverBend 26 jun
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    • Idiots really out here saying, “sorry I k)illed someone, I can’t help that I’m a scorpio”
      mela 26 jun
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    • This never made sense to me. Astrology= study of stars. Astronomy=naming of stars. When did this get mixed up? Why?
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    • I cannot believe they give out PHDs for astrologists. It's pseudoscience lmao
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    • Launched a car into space just because we fucking could why not
      ThePolice 26 jun
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    • Astrophysics major here!
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    • I’m taking astronomy 101 as an elective next semester. Kinda hyped about it
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    • Virgo. Kanaya.
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    • fatcrung 25 jun
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    • It’s fun to look at, but I’m severely disappointed in the bitches who believe that shit
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    • Astrology is harmless if you make decisions like what to eat for lunch based on your horoscope but all the girls into astrology take it way too seriously
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    • I was an astrophysics major and I worked at a planetarium for 4 years and I can tell you that I wanted to strangle people when they called me an astrologer
      Manda_O 26 jun
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    • Not gonna lie, I did sorta smile after I read “it’s not my fault I’m a pistachio”
      Kontract 28 jun
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    • Idk, I like looking at that kind of stuff, and I did a birth chart once, but I don't base any core beliefs on it, I just think it's a cool, like a fortune cookie. The only personality test I would say works is the myer-briggs test
      bleahh 28 jun
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    • I gotta be that guy, but... Phenomena. The plural of phenomenon.
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    • I think it's fun to look at but people who actually believe it are dumb
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    • “Teehee sorry I ran over a school a children I guess it’s cause I’m a mayonnaise”
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    • Fun fact: Every astrology sign is off by several weeks, you probably arent the sign you think you are
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    • Avoid astrology bitches at all cost
      noon15 26 jun
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    • It do be trippy tho when u read it zodiac sign and it matches ur personality
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    • Then suddenly it's different to talk about religion? Okay ifunny, I guess you're not ready for that talk yet. But your kids are gonna love it....
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    • Oh man. Im in post surgery recovery rn and I got such a good laugh from this that I hurt my knee that got operated on
      dude101 27 jun
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    • "sorry I'm a stuck up bitch all the time, Capricorns are known for their sarcasm"
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    • One time I mistook the two and accidentally said astrology. Most shameful moment of my life.
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    • I’m a pistachio lmfao
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    • "Sorry, cant help myself ,Im a scorpio" No Susan your just a dumb bitch
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    • Astrology is just vague enough to apply to everyone, but just specific enough to seem like it especially applies to you.
      bella67 28 jun
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    • That pistachio part made me almost role outa bed
      Sedeltiun 27 jun
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    • Wait is that the right sign? I thought that was asparagus
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    • Astrology is fun, but it’s existed for over 2000 years, I know it’s not provable science, but to write off all of it as bullshit may be jumping too far to one side of things.
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    • Don’t diss my sign like that. I’d key your car because I want to. Not because the stars shat it out
      _Yeen_ 26 jun
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    • Rovert881 26 jun
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    • Sorry that I ran over your cat but mercury is in retrograde right now so it's not really my fault
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    • Astrologists, creationists, anti vaxxers, climate change deniers, and flat earthers are the dumbest people on the planet.
      Ford_ST 26 jun
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    • I’m offensive and I find this walnut
      misscleo 26 jun
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    • I don’t believe in astrology, but I do find it MILDLY interesting.
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    • There's this game about Astrology I played recently called Astrologaster. Now in this game a doctor uses astrology to diagnose patients. I thought there would be some kind of system to it but no you just guess and hope for the best. Probably the most accurate take on astrology in any form of media
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    • Treat astrology as mythology. Cool to learn about, but nothing more.
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    • I didn’t mean to k him, Tehe I’m just a Habanero
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    • Well if you are your brain, then maybe they are a pistachio.
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    • I for one don't believe that kind of stuff, but I at least know what mine is. Sagittarius gang, where u at?♐
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    • trying to figure out which sign people are parodying with these random words
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    • Astrology began because people recognized patterns in the stars, and began to use them to predict seasons' changing. It became culturally inegrated and inflated over centuries. Now, it's pretty much a religion.
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    • Sorry I cheated on you it’s just that I’m a soup
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    • Astronomy is fucking cool
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    • God pistachio was probably the single best word out the whole English language to use here it’s just perfect
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    • Imo I use astrology like a coin toss. When I don't know what to do I toss a coin to choose a focus then if I want a more detailed coin toss I look into astrology or a daily horoscope.
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    • Sorry but astronomers don’t put men on the moon that’s engineers, physicist, and mathematicians
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    • Astronomy is awesome. I start as a freshman this year getting my major in Astrophysics. Check it out if you like space and how things work.
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    • No. You're a feces.
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    • Astrology is alright if you just dabble in it, don’t be fucking going 100% deep into it. Just maybe...5%?
      Da6d 27 jun
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    • It's cool if you believe in astrology but dont blame your own shitty personal traits on what your sighn is like oh i get angry because ima fucking potatoe chip tee hee its not my fault
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    • I just don’t get why people believe in Astrology when it contradicts free will so often. Like it tells you how you are going to live and what’s going to possible happen for you. Why do you need a website to dictate your life?
      MWshark 27 jun
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    • I think the word you’re looking for is dickhead
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    • Im majoring in astronomy :^)
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    • I love both astrology and astronomy! I find them both incredibly fascinating
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    • imagine thinking your birthday determines your personality and actions
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    • Ngl, I'm cool w astrology. Sometimes, shit's kinda accurate ya know? But using astrology to get away with stupid stuff like this? And taking it way to literally instead of using it as a learning experience? Nah m8, not the vibe.
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    • I’m a Gemini which means I think zodiac signs and astrology are a load of shit yet I still learn about it.
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    • Astrology to me is how I see fortune cookies, I don’t legitimately believe in them at all but they sure are an entertaining way of seeing the world you know?
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    • I believe in astrology to some degree but what the fuck are other people doing? You have control over your actions no matter what you are. It pisses me off to see people making excuses to act stupid
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    • If any of y’all are interested in astronomy I would recommend the podcast StarTalk with Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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    • I have never been so inclined to send something to my sisters
      gliese581 27 jun
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    • Fuck outta here. Only Almonds are allowed
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    • Astrophysics and aerospace engineering put man in the moon. Astronomy is more deep space
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    • I think people get astrology mixed up with mainstream astrology far too much. Mainstream astrology is about selling to a narcissistic audience that wants to “learn” about themselves and exploit other people. Astrology is more for predicting famines and war.
      Kapowow 27 jun
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    • Astrodynamics is where its at lol
      ElGuy1 27 jun
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    • Damn is that an Ariane 6 Rocket
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    • It do be crazy sometimes how accurate they are
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    • I'm a cancer.....like stage 4 cancer. So get fucked, none of the other signs have stages I win! ;D
      kirby_b8 27 jun
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    • Hogwarts taught Both
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    • Obviously something a walnut would post
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    • I find astrology interesting and the more I meet people the more I think it does have an effect on people’s personalities. However I think it’s fucking stupid to say that your entire personality comes from a star sign and I think people who actually religiously follow horoscopes are dumb.
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    • Party rock in the hou
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    • pistachios be like
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    • Guess you could say she's a bit of a nut
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    • I’m sorry I murdered your family and broke your arm, it’s not my fault I’m a Leonardo DiCaprio
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    • MrManaMrM 26 jun
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    • SO MUCH WISDOM!!!
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    • Its works though... its how me n my gf meet
      shitalker 27 jun
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    • I’m gonna sound like huge hypocrite here and that’s okay I’ve accepted that. But I respect everyone’s beliefs, I’m not a religious guy but I’ve got no problem with religion I actually admire faith and spirituality. But if you believe in astrology go fuck yourself.
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    • What even is space?
      DanielHip 27 jun
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    • I’m a child molester
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    • Science and religion
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    • ♍V I R G O♍
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    • Classic Taurus 😂😂
      iSathy 26 jun
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    • Aquarius?
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    • Another reason science rules over religion wake up
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