i [burglar gently waking me] you live like this? 11.552 14.538 !! ...-IIC. So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago. but the gist was that a friend of a friend I'ved in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood. because he was a super poor colege student and it was what he could afford He didn't have any fumiture, he just slept on a blanket on the ﬂoor and had a mil: crate tor a chai and like an old wie spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basicaly just bare wals and a root to keep the weather ott. 80 one day he comes home. and there's a man in his apartment, just standing there. with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who's just entered and says, ‘This your place? “cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain‘t got nothin”. Wait here, l’m’a be right back." And the burglar left. leaving a puzﬂed college student aIone in his empty apaltment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a white later. and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a coupte of chairs, and a smal TV. "I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days," So. the poor college student made some friends And he didn‘t ask where they got the stutt.