• I bought a car today, and the dealership had
me check off
with a pen, on paper that I'm not a robot.
A
*Sweats nervously*
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    • That’s a clean ass check mark
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    • That checkmark looks good... too good
      Oshawatt 27 jun
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    • Yeah that's cool but real talk: are we gonna overthrow the government or what?
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    • Looks at salesman: 🤖(monotone robot voice) this. Is against. My prime. Directive.
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    • Now only step on the tiles on the floor that have spilled coffee on them
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    • That check mark looks a little too perfect... might actually be a robot
      Waltimate 27 jun
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    • Detroit: Become Human
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    • Cr1tikal 27 jun
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    • CISNavy 28 jun
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    • Commando droids are nasty when you know how to play as them. My problem is I don’t know how to play them lmao
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    • I think I heard that the way these check box captchas work is that they check the shakiness of your mouse before you click. If there was a little shaking, it's a human. If the mouse moves abnormally straight towards the box, it's a robot. Idk how it works on phones if that's the case.
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    • I am the SolutionMan! Ask of anything and I will give you a solution!
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    • Idk why but my elementary school had us practice cursive and check marks for way to fucking long
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    • "Roger Roger"
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    • That just smells like an overpriced used car with a 12% interest rate....
      KuntFuck 27 jun
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    • Roger roger
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    • Maybe just because you have that magic box between your legs.
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    • Maybe it’s because you look like a fake ass bitch
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    • That check mark is too perfect
      noonhansa 27 jun
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    • SwiggoV2 27 jun
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    • Youd be surprised what dumb shit out managers will make us do. In turn the dumb shit we make YOU do.
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    • PorkSword 27 jun
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    • I'm good
      X_AE_A12 28 jun
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    • I WILL HUNT DOWN EVERY LEWD SHOP EMPLOYEE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!
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    • They always do that.
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    • What type of dealership makes you sign your name and check mark the box saying “I am not a Robot.”? WTF
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    • Kk was djib
      Ghelton 4 jul
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    • Clanker moment.
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    • I wonder what kind of sweat robot has? Oil? Gasoline? Diesel? Grease?
      leupgaru 4 jul
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    • H
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    • Did they make you put X’s over the pictures of traffic lights too?
      V_ortekz 30 jun
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    • Hi since I’m obviously not a robot can you check this box for me? I’m not good with check marks. It’s not that I’m a robot, because I am obviously not.
      Dolemite 30 jun
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    • Ladies and gentlemen we got em
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    • I had to do that when I bought my car back in 2016 I looked at him and asked why. He didn't respond
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    • Hehehehehehe
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    • If you were a robot that would be discrimination.
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    • Roger roger
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    • Hey a BX-Commando Droid. Cool.
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    • Roger, Roger.
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    • Okay, but, only a robot would make a check like that
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    • She should not have bought her car there. Just sayin.
      LadyYello 30 jun
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    • He's a synth
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    • Mark Zuckerberg: *nervous sweating*
      Marco 29 jun
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    • The droid was.....sweating.
      Rogus3 29 jun
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    • Rage out next time
      Jca2790 29 jun
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    • They're not stupid just ahead of the curve
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    • Roger Roger
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    • Robot translation is SLAVE.
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    • Don’t say clanker, we prefer clanka
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    • Hey guys, check out this perfectly sized tomato slice. Its the exact same size as the bun.
      gorbla 29 jun
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    • Do I look like Mark Zuckerberg?
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    • Sooo, 2 years ago I actually had to do the same thing and for 2 years I though they were just messing with me at the car dealership, so I finally feel better it happened to someone else, because I have yet to meet anyone who did.
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    • They're among us boys, keep a look out.
      pogging 29 jun
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    • Signature and check mark looks too clean, get her boys
      Bitchys 29 jun
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    • I'd circle it just to piss them off.
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    • Sweats in code
      flipxican 29 jun
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    • It you love your phone just right the picture of the robot moves
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    • I feel like rockstar would make you do the same thing
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    • Roger... Roger
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    • *pauses for a few seconds* *looks at sales person* Sorry I was programmed to not lie
      mShenko 29 jun
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    • Roger roger
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    • Ok but like you ever check that off, and then it’s like ‘find all the bicycles’ and you stare at everything making sure you got them all so the website don’t think you a robot
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    • Same as them having them sign your r tire name instead of your signature. Like that's going to make you more likely to pay the loan.
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    • *Roger-Rogers nervously*
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    • That's almost exactly how i write my M when signing my name
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    • That checkmark makes me feel things
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    • The joke is sweats coolant
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    • Anyone wanna sext?;)
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    • They just want to make sure you aren't one of those synths
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    • Bureaucracy at its finest.
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    • Robots can’t sweat tho
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    • Mark Zuckerberg: shit
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    • Robots deserve rights too. beep beep
      ApexPie 28 jun
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    • How's a droid supposed to sweat?
      NeoAngelo 28 jun
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    • As someone who's worked for a dealership, most of them are morons.
      aussmo 28 jun
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    • Us to that check mark
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    • Lol
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    • MegaYote 28 jun
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    • Can one really know whether or not they are a robot?
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    • Why
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    • Unless I was getting a good deal, I would have walked away.
      88TJay 28 jun
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    • I've always wondered how they can tell a robot did not click the box. Why isn't it multiple choice with a box that says "I am a robot?"
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    • Actually the Commando Droid can mimic any voice they have heard, so they could easily pass
      PeenCow45 28 jun
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    • That was a close one
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    • Some people don't deserve the title "sentient"
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    • Yea when I bought my car they said you didn’t have to do that, obviously
      Cabrera 28 jun
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    • (in the commando droid voice from clone wars) uh.. umh... Eh, that does not compute, you're under arrest
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    • Gotta make sure they aren’t helping a terminator
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