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    • Imagine if you came white instead of red lol
      AnimaIs 24 mar
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    • Don’t mind me, just taking a shower
      UncleIroh 24 mar
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    • My testicles are a dog foot magnet because every time my dog jumps on to my lap when im sitting on the couch she manages to step on my balls. Every fucking time
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    • My fat cat has taken a liking to just fucking STANDING on me. I try smooshing her down to cuddle but the BITCH STANDS UP
      Taonanae 25 mar
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    • And thats a wrap on monday! Ill see everyone tomorrow!
      DJTrump13 25 mar
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    • Sometimes I forget that I have organs inside my body like a pancreas, and a liver.... weird
      eagles295 24 mar
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    • Pisses me off when I'm layin down an my cat walks on my balls an dick then puts all his weight ( hes 18 pounds) on my gut right under my rib cage
      Isaiah07 24 mar
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    • Mine goes on my crotch you wanna talk about pain
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    • My 14 lb cat at 3 in the morning.
      Imall469 24 mar
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    • What’s worse is when my 70 pound dog steps on my nuts
      Tbone1919 24 mar
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    • Im taking a shit right now can i get some words of encouragement through this endeavor?
      BMort 24 mar
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    • My dog always steps on my fucking ballsack
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    • LegndX 24 mar
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    • My cat walks on my boob. It sucks. So. Painful.
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    • My dog has stepped on my testicle repeatedly
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    • I like that feeling when a cat walks on me, feels like a massage
      ImJustRem 24 mar
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    • my dog places his paw right on my tits and on the nipple and it fucking HURTS
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    • I’m high as fuck and this has me laughing
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    • dors 24 mar
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    • Ow my fucking guts!
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    • Kelbourne 24 mar
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    • I have a cat that's probably about 15-20 pounds and he likes to stand on my head for a minute then lay down on it.
      siiioc 25 mar
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    • Don’t you just hate it when your cat steps on your dick
      Jaizo 24 mar
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    • rightbot 24 mar
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    • What is a spleen?
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    • Ya, stupid people with their skin closed! I keep it open, gets a nice breeze
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    • Ugh or when your pet stands on that nerve in your thigh for too long and refuses to move
      BanAnnas 24 mar
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    • It's the exact same thing with children in case you're wondering
      McDizzle 24 mar
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    • There is an option to keep it open!?
      cyborg26 24 mar
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    • Does anyone else’s dog ever step on your bellybutton and you’re just like, “jfc please send help”
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    • literally just tense your abs and pray they dont trample your crotch
      Ardence 24 mar
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    • That’s my cat, Only if i don’t react he turns into the devil and Attempts to eat my Hair and Use my back/Stomach as a scratching post
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    • I ejaculated on my cat
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    • My girlfriend pours milk in the bowl first then cereal... Should I break up with her? She has to be crazy.
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    • I just say “dammit cat, that’s my spleen” and shove him or her to the lap.
      AMiss 24 mar
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    • Keep ya skin closed and ye friends closeder
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    • As a guy I can say that it is really easy to tell which dog is my favorite, when my favorite walks across my lap and lands on my nuts on accident i suffer in silence, but when the annoying one does it she gets launched.
      MCHolly7 24 mar
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    • Flanders is fucking hung
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    • That’s why I walk across my pets internal organs right after...they never walk on my internal organs ever again.
      EwwyDewey 24 mar
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    • Imagine if you’re skin was clear
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    • Imagine if the top comment wasn't the same garbage ass joke everytime lol
      TheFBl 24 mar
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    • His foreskin
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    • Extra foreskin layering
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    • We found the lizard person
      GodImCold 29 mar
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    • My cat likes to step all over my fucking boobs and that hurts more than anything.
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    • When i get home my dog sprints to greet me then jumps paws first into my groin at top speed it hurts like hell but i love him anyways
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    • Me when i open up
      pyrof1re 25 mar
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    • Cats weight nothing. My dog does the same thing and hes a german shepherd
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    • He keeps his skin closed like the rest of us, man. What’s the issue?
      StingRay_ 24 mar
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    • My cat likes to stand on my nipple and it hurts
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    • I...I love this 🤩
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    • I just laughed so hard i almost had a heart attack
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    • Don’t you just hate it when you nut on your cat
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    • Your foreskin
      Spottyboi 24 mar
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    • The worst it's when they stomp on your nuts or if no where
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    • My dog stepped on my crotch and my bladder leaked. My aunt and uncle were over at my house when this happened, so I had to maneuver and hide the wet spot. Super awkward.
      BrookIyn 24 mar
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    • That’s why i have abbs
      Kyle737 24 mar
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    • My sisters dog likes to use my balls as a diving board when she lays on my lap... shes a 70+ lbs pitbull
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    • My old gf had a cat that used to pounce on my penis when it moved around. If I didn't have a blanket on top of me, my poor penis would have been wrecked.
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    • As opposed to..... not?
      Krinh 24 mar
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    • Honestly, where even is my spleen? What does it do? I don't remember learning this.
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    • Stand on your spleen. That’s not good
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    • My pup cuddles in between us and I’m on the outside (fat ass basset hound) and when she wants to get up in the middle of the night for water she will literally step on my NECK and launch herself off the bed from my THROAT. and she’s THICC
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    • He keeps his skin closed retard
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    • Or your tit!
      Jennrss 24 mar
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    • Everything about this post is a fucking mess
      cumslap 24 mar
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    • My cat HAS to walk across my boobs at bed time, not my stomach/legs/upper chest, no no, my actual boobs 🤦🏼‍♀️
      luika04 24 mar
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    • My cat will actually apologize to me and move if I flinch, he has learned which parts of me are safe to step on and usually just ends up next to me if he knows it hurts
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    • Mine walk across my titties
      Gymk8b 24 mar
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    • One time at 6 in the morning my dog decided to get off the bed by walking on to my balls and using them as a jumping platform
      Paco0817 24 mar
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    • You smack the bitch off
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    • I think I might die if my pig did that, he's 100+ lbs and hooves are less forgiving than paws
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    • Imagine if your cat came into the operating room during your surgery and stepped on your internal organs like this.
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    • Imagine if pee was clear or yellow instead of red.
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    • Lol I cum purple, is that not normal?
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    • Emergency lockdown procedure initiated
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    • And meanwhile if we BARELY step on them we apologize and give them all the love
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    • At least your skin closes like shit
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    • I pat my knee and my dog promptly jumped up on my crotch
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    • Did I stutter?
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    • Jokes on you, my spleen is removed
      StLouis94 24 mar
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    • My dog is a meatball that weighs 132 pounds. He loves to stand on your dick
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    • My kid literally crawled up my body on her elbows today while I was laying down.
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    • When ur cat steps on ur boobs EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK
      BabyMouse 24 mar
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    • The worst they can do is sit on your face while you're sleeping.
      Sypherace 24 mar
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    • This actually made me laugh really hard
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    • This is my cat’s preferred method of attempting murder.
      Triairius 24 mar
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    • My dog’s bony little elbows hurt a lot, but there’s no way in hell in gonna bother her if she decided to sleep on my chest
      TGbrony 24 mar
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