• I asked my Dad what he
remembered about the JFK
assassination and he told mea
teacher ran into his class and
announced "Mr. Kennedy has
been shot!" and a little boy named
Jim Kennedy began to cry
because he thought she was
talking about his dad.
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    • “Oh, thank god, it was only the president.”
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    • In going into surgery in the morning if I dont make it can I get an F in chat I'll let you know I survive.
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    • To be fair, that's a weird ass way to say that. You would think they'd say "Kennedy" or "the President" has been sh ot. "Mr. Kennedy" is so weird to say.
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    • All the conspiracy behind the Kennedy’s, idk man I kind of believe them
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    • Haha Jim your dad is dead
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    • I mean u ARE supposed to call him President Kennedy.
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    • lmao that’s hilarious
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    • Pretty sure after achieving presidency the title changes from Mr. to President, or am I wrong here?
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    • Didn't the Government k i l l Kennedy?
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    • Maybe he should’ve said “president kennedy”
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    • why would you say Mr. instead President
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    • I remember when 9/11 happened. I was in sixth grade and me and my friend were trying to throw gummi bears into this girls good in front of us and another teacher ran in and whispered in my teachers ear. Then my teacher left and returned with a tv and said there was something we needed to watch. Just
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    • So I used to work at this small retail store a few years back and had a customer come it and we started talking. This was near veteran's day so our conversation kind of drifted to that. He told me that he shook Kennedy's hand when he was elected and I thought that was interesting. Before he left, I
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    • During high school, a boy named Buddy was in my class and one day he got called down to the office. Another guy spoke up in class while Buddy was on the way out the door and said “bye Buddy, hope you find your dad” from Elf. Buddy walked straight out the door and the teacher’s eyes lit straight up.
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    • I was the one who informed my class about 9-11. I was in discipline office senior year (forgot why) but disciplinarian sent me back to class but I saw what was happening on tv.. so, I ran back to class and told teach NYC was being bombed (what news was reporting at the time) when he finally (1/2)
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    • Poor kid!
      missnay 30 jun
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    • Who the hell would say Mr Kennedy?
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    • Why the fuck would you say mr instead of president?
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    • Honestly. We need another really really bad thing to happen. Because take 9/11 for example. We all watched what happened. It was horrible, it was horrifying. But on 9/12, we put aside our differences whether we were of different races, religion, left or right, because on that day. We were all united
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    • Why would she say “Mr Kennedy” when he’s president? Idk about this one
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    • Scared for life, Mr. Kennedy
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    • The president was that childs father.
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    • There’s a x in the road where Kennedy got shot its so funny bc it’s literally a white painted x and thats it. They painted over it when his family visited but repainted it the day they left😂
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    • My dad told me that when RFK got assassinated his father woke him up in the middle of the night and cheerfully said “we got another one!” Lmfao
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    • No one would have referred to him as Mr. He's the president
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    • Forever 29 jun
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    • Nobody said that. Nobody calls the president Mr. Last name. They would have said the president has been shot. Or just Kennedy, you just made it up for a shit joke
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    • I will never be convinced that Kennedy was not an inside job.
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    • Kenedy was k1ll3d by he cia duh
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    • Big questions for everyone here. What was the last day of school like before it closed due to this whole covid thing?
      drathuas 30 jun
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    • Well, my crush told me this morning she has feelings for me. I finally did it, bois
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    • look at this conspiracy cunt
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    • “Nothing bad even happens to the Kennedys!”
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    • That’s horrible
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    • Some say that his dad was shot and was then switched with jfk
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    • Who the fuck would say "Mr. [Lastname]" when referring to the president, unless your talking to them directly? Or you're secret service... the point us, people say "President Trump, President Obama, President Kennedy."
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    • I feel bad for laughing, but that's pretty funny
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    • What about when I remember something happening as it’s happening and I know what’s about to happen next and try to stop it but end up causing it faster just for something uneventful to happen?
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    • I just bought the rifle type that was used to assassinate him the other day
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    • Did you know JFK had dandruff? They found his Head and Shoulders on the dash
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    • Didn’t happen. Shut the fuck up.
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    • They kiIIed Kennedy because he was the only one who was able to unite the United States since Washington
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    • I once submitted an essay about the Kennedy assassination that was so “convincing”, that the teacher sent it to the principals, who sent it to the SROs, who sent it to the Sheriff Department top brass, who sent it to the FBI office in the state capital. And that’s my story of how I got a visit from
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    • Because who calls him “mr Kennedy,” it’s the president, no one says “mr Trump” or “mr Obama”
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    • In my 22 years of life I've only met one person with the last name Kennedy
      Cloralex 29 jun
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    • Get fucked
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    • Fun fact! Aimee schumer once was hospitalised for eating a vole in one bight
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    • JFK JR IS ALIVE SO IS HIS WIFE #Q
      stayve 3 jul
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    • XD
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    • Mmmmmmiiiiiissssstttteeeerrrrrrrrr
      CastRoy 1 jul
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    • Ha, stupid ass bitch
      TheSpoi 30 jun
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    • CIA be like
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    • why would they call the president "Mr. Kennedy "? unless "Mr." is followed by "president" it should've been "president Kennedy has been un alived"
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    • Wasn’t he g a y? 👀
      Bogfoor 29 jun
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    • That's why we use the title president not Mr.
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    • Phexal 29 jun
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    • Rosemary Kennedy
      Calobdd 29 jun
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    • 3 comments? Wtf
      Smoke1420 29 jun
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    • In 1325, two Italian city states fought over a bucket which resulted in 2,000 deaths. It started when two soldiers stole a bucket from a well from the city center.
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    • who is she ?
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    • Why would you say Mr. Kennedy and not President Kennedy? I’ve always hear President Obama, or President Trump. Hell, I’ve heard Mr. President. But never Mr. Trump. I understand why Mr. Obama was never used because if Michelle was in the room it might be too confusing.
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    • The game
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    • JFK was by far the most open minded president we ever had.
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    • My dad said he was helping to build are small post office in our town. And his boss said that Kennedy has been shot they all went to the bar and got crazy drunk lol
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    • Come join Vappy's Aquarium! It's a discord server, and it's mainly furry, but anyone is allowed to join! The vanity url is fQUncF3. We are looking for new members, so come and join!
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    • He could’ve said the president. Retards
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    • That's amazing in a weird way. it really makes me laugh for some reason.
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    • Conspiracy theory, JFK didn't die, he's living in Cuba with Tupac, Biggie, and Fidel Castro.
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    • My grandmother worked as a nurse at the time and was doing rounds when the news came on saying what happened, she said the total silence that fell over the entire hospital was almost as scary as the actual event. Everyone was just staring at TVs in disbelief wondering what was gonna happen next
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    • I feel like she said mr just to fuck with him
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    • Wasn't there a wrestler named MR. Kennedy?
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    • CIA k!lled him. Kennedy wanted to dismantle the CIA and the CIA didn't like it, so they found Lee Harvey Oswald and convinced him to k!ll Kennedy.
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    • Hahahahahhaaaa
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    • Oh no 😂
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    • When my dad was 4 and he was watching it live on TV, his dad told him that they shot Santa instead of Kennedy.
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    • Remember this was the 60's people wore suits just to go but tools at Sears, JCPenney and Montgomery Ward.
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    • Except most people don’t say “Mr.” about presidents. Like ever.
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    • I now believe it was a secret service agent who had a ND with an M-16 in the car behind JFK’s. Sounds far fetched but look it up.
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    • Plot twist, the teacher hated that kid
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    • Fired.
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    • That's hilarious but daily it back on the make up Anne you'll scare people
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    • 🤚”don’t you mean president?” “He ain’t president anymore.”
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    • He was shot on my dad's 10th birthday. I grew up listening to JFK conspiracy theories. Magic bullet is my favorite.
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    • CIA took out Kennedy
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    • Ya k
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    • Bet you guys woulda have thought it was funny if a guy posted it
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    • Plot twist: he was.
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    • I worked for a Jim Kennedy...once.
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    • When Aaliyah (the singer) died I cried because someone just came up to me and was like "Omg Aaliyah just died!" And I thought they meant my cousin
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    • My dad was in 1st grade when they announced the president had been kiIled, he said he was learning math
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    • Everything is a rich man's game smh
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    • To be old enough to REMEMBER, you gotta be like 70 bro
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