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ve devised new matrix strata with random- In any event, smart Als were requi ured
access optical couplers that can
theoretically for the SPARTAN-I conscripts' successful
extend this lifespan; by exactly how much, I infiltration of Outer Colony networks...
don't know. A randomly coupled matrix also
and we. need them more than ever now to
(at least in
simulations) boosts correlation
counter the Covenant.
effects such as accurate guessing
The:wee admiral authorized a
test run
Inherent design limitations remain (eg, the
human brain pattern to "seed"
the initial matrid. Initiation time 1% obviously Am l breeding life. from nonlife? Am I
wasted as the Flectgling Al overcomes this playing God... or
rudimentary neural linkage and develops rts
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Dr. Halsey develops a new matrix-strata
with "random-access couplers" that could
theoretically increase the lifespan of Als.
Most human "smart" Als have an effective
lifespan of about seven years. At this point,
they often begin to slip into "rampancy.'
Als experiencing rampancy will often display
uncontrollable emotions outbursts and act in
unpredictable and dangerous ways.
This theoretical solution to rampancy was
just one of many experiments conducted by
Dr. Halsey to increase Al lifespans.
It is unknown if any were ever successfully
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