• i am no
longer dating humans i
will
simply just date the raccoon
that
climbs on my roof at night Y)
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    • Fun fact: Tom nook isn't actually a raccoon
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    • Tom Nook is a tanooki
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    • T A N U K I
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    • Russy got me actin up
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    • Devil112 2 jul
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    • One day ill be sexy enough for tom nook:(
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    • DuckMan 2 jul
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    • Wouldn’t that make you. A furry?
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    • Achievement unlocked: beastiality
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    • Hecking furry
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    • Now we know where the kids came from
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    • I’m fucking Tom Nook so I don’t have to pay my taxes
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    • That ain’t right!.....but it is funny!
      DiddyMan 2 jul
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    • When I find a raccoon
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    • Me when no raccoon gf
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    • Furry confirmed
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    • Racussy got me actin strange
      uglyhog 4 jul
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    • Lil nas is into bestiality confirmed
      bwady 2 jul
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    • “no” “i’m literally the guy in the pic”
      setoman5 3 jul
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    • That Russy got me actin strange
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    • Chip chip choo. Gimme my money. Chip chip chee
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    • Id let Lil Nas X dom me.
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    • Tanuki time
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    • Gay
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    • The bird out side my house: hola amigo
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    • Phexal 2 jul
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    • Book’s opening line is just “So, you looking for a mortgage?”
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    • Tanookis have massive balls
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    • But thats a tanooki
      HaHaHa77 2 jul
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    • “No” “I’m literally the raccoon on your roof at night”
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    • i just shit myself
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    • oh no
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    • All these people calling Tom Nook a tanuki smh... hes obviously the soul collector, the one who makes you sign your soul to him
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    • Guys this raccoon keeps showing me her butt while I do garden work what do I do?
      luka0157 2 jul
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    • good them coons shouldn't be mixing with other races
      XHAZMATX 2 jul
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    • Theres other ways to pay off debt
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    • Gayyyy
      alexmig 5 jul
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    • LilNas’s Twitter is just a shitpost half the time
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    • For a second I thought he was verified as Tom Nook...
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    • Racooneggs
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    • No.
      Zpipes 5 jul
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    • Ain’t he gay
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    • Lil Nas can dom me anytime
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    • Everyone saying Tom Nook is actually a Tanooki.... where have I heard that before 🤔
      Bruh_Rug 4 jul
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    • Looks like the Tanooki wants a little nooki aye?
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    • The inevitable beastiality psyop
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    • We don’t want him
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    • So where’s the raccoon?
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    • No
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    • Yeah maybe the racoon won't leave you
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    • Fucking furry
      sijfk 4 jul
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    • So that’s why he wanted a fursuit.
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    • Fucking furries
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    • He’s gonna still your money
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    • YO RACCOON TIME
      sturges 4 jul
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    • Coons lol
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    • Bro if I was dating Tom Nook I’d be able to sleep at night knowing that I’m dating the town mob boss and no one can touch me
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    • Hey I know that guy on Twitter-!!
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    • Furry
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    • I can’t wait until his fursuit is done
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    • Tom Nook is in my fantasies
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    • Nice try tanuki
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    • Is Lil Nas still making parody music?
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    • At least it’s wearing a mask....and raccoon contains corona
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    • Fuckin furries
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    • Hide yo bells
      EJayKay 3 jul
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    • So now he is into gay beastiality
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    • Sir you cannot fuck the Raccoon again...
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    • Me bird stop ruining the vibe
      EEDDPP 3 jul
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    • Mario skinned Tom nook just to float
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    • I love lil Nas X but just no
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    • Gay and a furry, happens to them all I guess
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    • this is disturbing because nas publicly asked someone for a fursuit today
      BstrdMan 3 jul
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    • Where's my alien gf at?
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    • Oh, hello
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    • That is.. actually pretty quirky
      juke 3 jul
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    • If tom nook is a tanuki then it is canon that he has fat balls
      bp42 3 jul
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    • That’s how you get coon eggs.
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    • Fun fact: animal crossing is trash.
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    • HE ISN'T A DAMN RACOON!
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    • Uhhhhh Woah 😳😳
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    • I instantly started thinking about the game grumps video where Tom is just going all over their house in the animation.
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    • I mean he is a furry so
      Reilaki 3 jul
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    • WONT YOU BE, WONT YOU PLEEEEEEEASE, WONT YOU BE MY RACCOON QUEEN
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    • He’s getting married tomorrow
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    • Holla
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    • A tanuki is just a Japanese raccoon shut up you fuckin weebs
      Spira 3 jul
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    • Sup
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    • Fucking furries
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    • I talked to the raccoon, and sorry buddy. She don't want you either. She thinks you're a jerk
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    • Gonna stick my dick down the sewer drain and see if I can catch myself a mutant fish gf
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