• I am at a food truck and this guy
walks up and says "I'll have my
usual" and the guy working says "I
don't know who the hell you are."
2:40 PM Jan 29, 2019 from Auburn, AL Twitter
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    • I had a lady today, I walked up, introduced myself and started reading her order back to her and she says “you don’t have to say your name every time. I’m here everyday I think I know who you are by now.” I had literally never seen this woman before in my life.
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    • I don’t know you.
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    • My balls itch
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    • i’ll have wat she’s having
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • On the contrary, I've been to restaurants for the first time in my life, and the cashier has asked if I'd like the usual
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    • Thanos be making burgers in a quality food truck
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    • Pro gamer tip here, you don’t tell them when you have a “usual” they’ll let you know if there’s a usual
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    • Oh to have witnessed that.
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    • It’s even funnier because those two actors had a sex scene together in Oldboy.
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    • We all kinda long for a relationship like that with the place we frequent. It's not a snarky "I'm so important" type thing to say you want your usual, to be honest most people who say that probably just thought the guy would've remembered them by now.
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    • Pretty nice meme.
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    • Auburn, AL?? Yoo whasgood?
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    • I use to work at a pizza place near TCU. I use to see the same people every other day ordering so I'd know what they'd want or what address to deliver before they say anything. For some reason most people appreciated when I remembered.
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    • Tommy Tuberville is coming for you Alabama
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    • Aye auburn gang
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    • Everyone know thog usual
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    • Man i want to do this but someone actually will give me something and just go along with it
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    • My family use to go to Johnny Rockets so much that when we accidentally left something the held on to it because they new we would be coming back
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    • this happened to me the other day, jus 👁_____👁 at the guy until he said “i guess that doesn’t help you”
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    • People did this a lot at Panera because we had one or two people who actually remembered our often customers, and it’s like because one or two people know them and their order they immediately assumed the entire store knew who they were, and I loved telling those entitled pos this exact thing
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    • Why would you say that to an employee you don’t recognize?
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    • IFunny algorithim sucks huh
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    • Roommate used to tip 30% at Waffle House so they’d remember his order. They never did.
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    • Fuck guy
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    • Probably an Auburn fan too. Fuck Auburn. All my homies hate Auburn.
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    • I fucking hate that as a customer. You can come to the same place every day for two years, but the day you say you want the usual, suddenly they haven’t seen you ever before.
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    • The person above me's nuts itch
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    • Oof size is large
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    • Dumbass old people need to learn they are not the most important person in the fucking world
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    • Hey food truck, I'm dad
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    • This girl did that at the nail salon and she said it so confidently and she was visibly stunned when they didn't know what she wanted... So hard not to laugh!
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    • I went into a brewpub and ordered an amber ale and some wings. I went back there two weeks later and ordered the same amber ale with wings. I went back there a month later and she asked if I want my usual, poured me an amber ale and put in an order of wings. Damn I didn't realize I was a regular
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    • never ask for your usual, wait until you’re asked
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    • I did the same thing to a customer when I was working at Starbucks. No one knew who he was and he insisted he had been there before. I just stared at him until he actually told me what he wanted
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    • That’s rough. I hope he walked up to the wrong truck, but at the same time those people serve hundreds of people a day and thousands every week. You’d have to go there every day for months probably and there’s still a good chance that they won’t remember you.
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    • I like to do that at Starbucks and when they look at me funny I'm like what I'm in here everyday.
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    • “Would you like the usual, madam?” The usual? I guess, I don’t even know what the fuck I normally order here. *completely random order I end up liking* This is some bullshit, you guys got lucky!
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    • Me: *slips him a five as I walk away* “you never disappoint”
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    • Went to a smoke shop for the first time a the cashier was like do you want what you got last time?He was high as a kite
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    • yes. thank you for stating the punchline twice. i didnt get it the first time
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    • And then they make a big deal because they “come here all the time and get the same thing multiple times a week” when they’ve never been there before
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    • I work at a pizza place and we get hundreds of customers a day. And every once an a while we'll have the dunce who will call and ask for "whatever we got last time". Bitch I don't know what the fuck you got last time. We have regulars who are actual regulars and you are not one of them.
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    • That's my fave when a customer whos been in a couple times comes in and expects you to remember their order. Like dude/lady I dont remember you ur not special tell me wtf u want
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    • "You will"
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    • YOU TOOK MY ORDER FROM ME!
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    • I'm a truck driver and deliver to the same customer every singke Saturday for the last 10 years and every time they ask if I've been here before
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    • You'll know who I am if you fuck me
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    • I fuk dogs :)
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    • I'm just happy to say I can walk into a restaurant I haven't been to in years, sit where I like, have the same waitress, the faint smell of cigarette smoke, and she'll bring me my usual without asking.
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    • My family used to go to this place every sunday, so the owner there memorized our entire order and read it back to us every time. We moved, unfortunately, so I haven't been back there
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    • Why did they cover up thanos's text when it's the same
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    • Aye
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    • Alabama eh? SWEET HOOME
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    • Idea for a cafe or food truck that gets people like this: Make an actual item on the menu called "the usual" and it's just a grilled cheese sandwich.
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    • FINALLY a meme that actually just changed the sentence entirely. I hate the stupid patchy sentences this is the start OF A NEW AGE
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    • What a rude way to address obviously a repeat customer
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    • I'll just try this next time
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    • At the construction site I worked at there was this mexican food truck that always rolled up for lunch. I always got the same thing, Steak Nachos with extra queso + a mandarin Jarrito. Would eat it in the storage container I worked in.
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    • How many times does it have to be said? You don't ask for your usual until you've been asked if you want your usual
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    • Diarrhea it is.
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    • The odds1out is upset with you
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    • Why is the reaction image the same as THE FUCKING MEME
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    • I only say the usual if I order there for more than a weeks worth maybe even a month every day bc too many faces
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    • thats my favorite thing to do. go into a new restaurant and ask for the usual. the servers faces crack me up every time
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    • I have a deluxe that I like to walk into and just tell "WASSUP FUCKERS" and they're kinda use to it
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    • Anyone wanna do a sub for a sub?
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    • I was once so stoned at a Steak ‘n Shake that I asked for the usual and the waitress just looked at me like I was a fucking nut.
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    • You will
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    • I bet if he said it tomorrow you'd remember.
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    • At my work we have a comic book subscription. Customers always walk up and just say "I'm here for my comics" and get offended when I ask their name. Like buddy we have 50 people on our subscription and we have hundreds of regular customers. Who TF are you?
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    • Get on a first name basis before you start saying that shit
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    • I work at a pizza place and this lady called to make an order for delivery and when I ask for the address she says “you’ve delivered here before”. Yes I remember her voice and because of that her address thank you very much ma’am
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    • Oh man, there's this little Japanese hole-in the wall I frequent. Swing by as I get my groceries, grab some takoyaki for a snack. I literally just walk in with a few bucks in my hand, nod my head, and I have a serving of fresh takoyaki in my hand five minutes later. Love that place.
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    • The usual is always whatever the cook wants to fix even if it’s not on the menu
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    • I hate when people say this. Like bro, I serve 300 people a day. Just tell me what you want
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    • I've been working in kitchens for over 10 years now, I was also trained professionally, one of the best customer service things you can do is remembering names, orders etc.
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    • Bro I work at a gym and the second time i see people they will start having a conversation with me like we've known each other since birth.
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    • Grill dad thanos isn't something I knew I needed in my life
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    • Common rule. Dont ask for the usual until they start asking if you want the usual.
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    • I went to McDonald’s once and there was a guy in front of me and when the lady asked what the guy wanted he said surprise me, like bro this is a McDonalds
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    • It's a common thing that people go to a place often and order the same thing but unless they actually physically take a look at you everytime, they won't remember you. I live in a small town so a lot of people know my usual even when I dont tell them
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    • Bingo bango bongo, I'm from the Congo.
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    • Sorry karen, we get hundreds of customers a day. You really arent special to me
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    • Hometown tweet
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    • I had regulars out the ass at the old restaurant job I worked at, but I only knew the name of like 4 of them because they actually left me money😂
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    • That’s a pier move, because the guy in the food truck is probably thinking “wait should I know?!”.
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