• i am absolutely dragging myself
through grading my last 6 papers, it is
9:30pm, and one of my favorite
students has just used the
phrase "Satan and his Gucci gang" in
his milton essay
a post--grad
In Paradise Lost, Hell is inhabited by Satan and his possy. This includes Satan himself,
Mammon, Beelzebub, Belial, and Moloc, the Mean Girls of
the afterlife. They all appear as these
immoral beasts under Milton's dense reading, but
Hector you are KILLING me
Give Hector anA
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    • I think this kind of writing shows that the student understood the literature and related it to his or her own perspective in life. But what do I know I’m a nurse not a teacher
      jessiep82 27 jun
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    • Hector deserves TWO SERVINGS of soup
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    • GonkDroid 27 jun
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    • Cool and all, but he spelled posse wrong
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    • This only slightly relates to the meme, but fuck english professors. That is all.
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    • Get permission to post whole essay. Sounds better than the book
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    • Who names their kid hector
      Weird 27 jun
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    • I read Paradise Lost and thought of Postal 2
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    • It’s a style of writing it actually gives the author a voice.
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    • As a student teacher, I grade A LOT of papers. I love when I see students relate literature to their own lives and it always makes me smile. This is a comedic style of writing and in small informal papers it is perfectly encouraged, now of course if you're writing your final essay you should...
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    • Hector just makes me think of that Mexican actor meme
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    • So it's not about proper writing, it's about making basic ass tumbler girl English teachers happy
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment if I should send nudes
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    • He misspelled posse and people want to give him an A
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    • OP's name sounds like somebody had a stroke
      Jungler 27 jun
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    • Why do teachers complain about grading so much work if they assign it all in the first place
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    • I wanna be apart of satan and his gucci gang that sounds fun
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    • i wanna read the whole paper
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    • imagine being pregnant with a baby boy and then deciding to name it fucking Hector
      sophii1 27 jun
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    • So where is the phrase “satan and his Gucci gang”?
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    • Imagine naming your kid hector
      spawn_18 27 jun
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    • He didn’t even say that
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    • Great essays since he got those three Honda Civics with spoon engines, T66 turbos, NOS, and MoTec system exhausts.
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    • I've wanted to read Paradise Lost ever since visiting underworld in Fallout 3 but still haven't gotten around to it.
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    • My name is Hector
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    • *posse is the only hit he should have on that paper
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    • A+
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    • I've been to hell, he prefers him and his homies being called a posse
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    • The fuck was the topic of this essay?
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    • A for funny and effort but maybe not so much for grammar. Granted I’m comparing to college level work s
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    • YOU'VE BEEN HECTORED
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    • I hated my second English professor. Smug bastard..
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    • Posse* but otherwise he is correct.
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    • #10?
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    • Fail anyone who uses language like that.
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    • Omg it’s my teacher
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    • The same moloc that the clintons worship?
      Crub 30 jun
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    • Wait was a teacher really complaining abt working until 9:30 grading essays kids stayed up until (at least) 12 to write
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    • I remember making a reference to Gold Digger in an essay on No Exit once
      PapiAnti 30 jun
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    • Where is the picture of the renaissance painting of the dog named Hector
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    • He misspelled “posse.” Give him an A-.
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    • U know they smash
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    • I don’t see where he actually wrote “satan and his Gucci gang”...
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    • I wish I could have fun with my schoolwork like this
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    • Moloch is who all the elites worship. Everyone knows they sacrifice children to him
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    • Proof teachers have favorites
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    • Hectors rectum is real, yes.
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    • Hector's not wrong. I would pay to read his full essay.
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    • hector
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    • I called ping pong “the devils game” in my essay and got 5 extra points for it
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    • No, give him an A PLUS
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    • Possy... posse my dude
      Uttdogg 28 jun
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    • Posse
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    • If I was ever an English teacher, I would totally make a youtube channel reacting/showcasing gems such as these.
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    • hector can have a little salami
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    • Never met an intelligent mexican
      iQFacts 28 jun
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    • Where was that one essay where a kid seamlessly throws in "fucktangular", because that's great lmao
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    • Paradise lost by who
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    • Gucci gang? Don't disrespect posse like that. Lol
      Mortoli 27 jun
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    • I like to think Hector from Castlevania wrote this
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    • Reading comprehension happens differently! If he needs to imagine Satan and his Gucci gang let the boy!
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    • Fake can't be in public school teaching anything along the lines of christianity is strictly prohibited
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    • Ah ha! They do have favorites!
      sonmon 27 jun
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    • Even without his pop culture references it's clear that Hector isn't too fantastic at writing essays give him a C+ for the entertainment value
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    • Helltaker
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    • This fucker's really complaining about it being 9:30pm. "YoU sHoUld HaVE plANneD yOuR tIMe mOrE WiSeLY THeN."
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    • This kind of writing doesn’t demonstrate understanding the literature. It shows he read the online sparknotes and uses slang in a semi-formal setting. I’m sure when he shows up on the news in 5 years he will be called a “future doctor” and “just trying to get his life together.” Don’t encourage this
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    • Can I please read hector’s full essay
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    • Possy got me actin strange
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    • Posse*
      Rupee 27 jun
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    • Hey, this kid went to my sister's school
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    • We call those demons the plastics
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    • Frankly I find Milton just as boring as the rest of you.
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    • Idk if I’m blind or not but I don’t see him using the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang”
      Zyphyr 27 jun
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    • I write papers like this
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    • I unironically love phrases like this
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    • Hector misspelled posse
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    • I mean he’s not wrong tho
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    • Hector didn't deserve what he got in castlevania
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    • Is this not completely accurate to Paradise Lost though?
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    • Read paradise lost, it’s a fantastic book.
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    • They should get points off for misspelling Posse
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    • It didnt say Satan and his Gucci Gang
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    • imagine clowning one of the greatest works of poetry this hard
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    • Okay first of all aren't Satan, Beelzebub and Belial all terms for the devil? As far as I know Mammon has something to do with greed and Moloch sacrifices kids or something but three of these are different words for the same guy right?
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    • Obviously not a college course
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    • Hector C here
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    • I mean. Allusion?
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    • I think that teachers should be more lenient with that kind of stuff so long as the person can pull it off
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    • It says “possy” not “Gucci gang” but okay I guess u have to lie to make your already funny story seem more interesting for social media
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    • Does this count as plagiarism against the teacher?
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    • They fucking
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