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    • Secondhand meat is when you walk in on someone fucking and they pull you in
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    • Greg your gonna get firsthand meat tonight 😘
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    • Fr though smokers need to stop smoking because it’s terrible for them and others but people be actin like they second-class citizens.
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    • Smoking is bad for you eating meat is usually good for you. Not good for the meat though
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    • I used to smoke and yeah Cigs are bad for you but there are designated smoking areas for a goddamn reason you don’t have to be around it having a nicotine addiction is hard the withdrawals are worse than heroin it is the most addictive drug and just because you smoke doesn’t mean you’re a bad person
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    • I’m a smoker and the lot of you can go fuck yourselves.
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    • Bro you got meat on me
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    • Or just let everyone live their own life and if they are doing whatever you don’t like within the legal boundaries you can fuck off and leave.
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    • Sucks to suck. It’s my body so it’s my choice. It’s so funny how offended people get over someone making a choice about their own body then turn right back around and advocate for people cutting their dicks off cause they “feel like a woman”
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    • I expected someone to bring up the fact that smoking is fucking harmful. How hard is it.
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    • Smoking is bad because it hurts you and those you love. Veganism is retarded because we’re made to eat all kinds of food.
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    • Why shame smokers? If there next to you, sure but if they’re outside leave them alone. I’m going off the first comment btw
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    • Smoking is healthier than being a vegan. Veganism is the leading cause of being a huge entitled liberal pussy.
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    • Fuck all of them i can kill myself with cigarettes if i want to not like i blow it in people’s faces
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    • When the dick is big enough you gotta use 2 hands
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    • Processed meat is a group one carinogen. The carbon footprint is awful. And causes a lot of suffering. Saying that smoking is bad for you, but eating meat is perfectly ok, fustrates the shit out of me.
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    • Shame me. Bet you cant stop me tho 🤷‍♂️ I'm killing myself slowly. Enjoying it while I do it. Everyone are just a bunch of posers talking about "I wish I could die now lol." But eating healthy and exercising properly while making sure their lungs are in tip top shape. I'm putting in the real work b
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    • I disagree with veganism, but still I respect your choices. It's just... Humans are omnivores; that's science. And when you force an animal that's a fucking carnivore to eat nothing but plants, that's just crossing the line.
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    • I don’t get offended I get pissed off. “HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT MEAT. HERE. EAT THIS PLATE OF GRASS INSTEAD.”
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    • Do vegans feed their pets meat.... Or is the animal deprived of its proper nutrition?
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    • I’ve grown up with my grandparent always smoking s I was used to it, until I was about 9. I started coughing really bad and getting sick a lot. I was always over with my grandparents and while over there, I got second hand smokers cough. That is fun
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    • Secondhand meat is basically a metaphor for the effects of climate change, our world is warming because of the extreme amount of cows being raised.
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    • Being vegan is a way of torturing yourself
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    • I smoke but i stay away from people while i do it i know people don't like that shit
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    • No but the meat industry isn't good for the environment so technically we are all affected. And I eat meat like there's no tomorrow, but I feel that
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    • They might get secondhand beat if I find one
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    • Throw weed in there too. That shit is just as nasty.
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    • I don't smoke but the smell of cigarettes is one of my favorite smells
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    • ᑎί𝓖Ꮆ𝔢𝔯
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    • Eating meat affects the people around you because it makes a huge impact on the environment
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    • Y’all ever see the video we’re one dude is fucking the girls ass and the other dude is eating her pussy and the ass dude slips out and accidentally sticks his dick in the dude’s mouth? That’s secondhand meat
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    • I kinda agree with the vegan statement, if it weren't brought up randomly it would've never been said. How would people ever share their thoughts of different but related topics otherwise?
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    • If somebody's smoking in public, that alone is no reason to shame them. Unless you happen to be a heartless biggot who's never experienced addiction and has no room to talk
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    • Standing near someone smoking in public occasionally won’t kill you
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    • Secondhand dumb.
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    • Your girl can get this secondhand meat 🖐🏼🖐🏼🍆
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    • Yeah but smoking is bad, eating meat is not
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    • You don't want second hand smoke fucking don't walk right past me then I'm not in the only path that you can take. If it freaks you out that much fucking go somewhere else
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    • retarded tumblr post
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    • Smoking, and (most drugs) are fine. When you do them in excess, there’s a problem-edit-except for vaping that shit is horrible, you look like a douche
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    • Keep alienating smokers, hell yeah! Alienating people is an extremely effective way of helping them with their addiction.
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    • Fuckin vegans! Enough said!
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    • because meat doesn’t fucking kill you
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    • I mean I'm not vegan but it's a good point. If you dont want to be around smoke then walk away from it. If you dont want to be around meat then walk away from it. Dont control other peoples personal choices for your own comfort.
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    • Good thing I smoke cigars. Why? Because I am a stud. I'm ballsy. I dont take no shit from anyone
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    • It’s kind of weird how all nicotine addicts on this app deflect to veganism as tho everyone who thinks nicotine users are idiots are also vegans.
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    • Second hand smoke could cause respiratory issues. The smell of a fresh cooked steak, well thats just delightful.
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    • Stfu vegans
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    • Vegans smell grilled chicken in the air and become carnivores
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    • Cause meat can kill you definetly /s
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    • Secondhand meat is banging your friends ex boyfriend
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    • It causes pollution moron, thus hurting everyone
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    • There’s a difference between being able to move a few feet away and living in the proximity smokers. My parents smoked in the house. That’s 17 years of secondhand smoke. My neighbours smoke so frequently that if I even hear them outside I need to shut my windows because they smoke shit smelling cigs
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    • Don’t shame cigaret smokers. Both my parents are smokers and I see how it crippled and destroys them because nicotine is so addicting.
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    • Eating meat gives you and everyone around you all kinds of cancer now?
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    • It's nice to see so many people willing to give themselves cancer.
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    • I don’t care if people smoke around me I can walk 5 feet in the opposite direction if it starts to bother me, and it helps some ppl relax
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    • Just vape. It smells a bit better and you'll kill yourself faster
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    • if you wanna smoke, smoke. It’s a free country
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    • Reading anti smoking stuff makes me wanna smoke. I don’t even smoke, it’s just shit like Truth is so fucking cringy
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    • It RAPEY RAPEY TIIIME
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    • I'm gonna a give them my secondhand meat
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    • I’m 5000% for shaming fat women, people that use tumblr or reddit, and whores. Get that shit away from me, I don’t want to see fat women in public.
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    • Secondhand meat is when you eat predator animals. Or when you’re the less attractive girl in the fmf threesome
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    • I always use my second hand when tenderizing my meat
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    • Aw these vegans there not eating the good stuff!
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    • I tried meatless Italian sausage today and it was gross
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    • My exgirlfriend got second hand meat at a party one time. Fuckin slut! I can't believe she got mad that I banged her sister right before we fucked.
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    • Lol people are such pussies now days
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    • Bitch if I’m outside and it isn’t designated a no smoking area you can get the fuck over it or get the fuck away from me🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • Fuck cigs eat pigs
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    • Secondhand meat is what side hoes get.
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    • Giggity
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    • Don’t shame smokers you fucking dicks
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    • Bunch of pussies this world is coming to. Ima fukin smoke and do what the fuck I want with my body. U.S.A land of the free. Come and take it. I ain't given shit uP without a fight. Also of you don't like smoke don't go near places that allow it. Why the fuck should we accommodate to people
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    • If any vegans says anything to my face irl about i should go vegan im going to force feed them raw beef
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    • Petition for iFunny to uncensor the n word or let’s make an app just like it for everyone to move to so we can use the n word
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    • Just don’t smoke in front of people or around people who don’t smoke unless they say it’s okay, ask first
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    • go eat your kale and cry about it
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    • This is the kind of shit people complain about vegans doing and you’ve just done it un-ironically done it. You’ve brought veganism into a convo that it wasn’t about originally
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    • How bout we don’t put anyone down cus 5000% of the time you’re most likely way out of your fucking place
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    • Both of those are bad
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    • The amount of scientific illiteracy in these comments is honestly horrid
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    • Smokers have it rough many are addicted and struggling be supportive not hateful just sayin
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    • Who else cough abnormally when u walk past someone smoking
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    • if i’m still alive after FIRST hand smoke, then i’m sure you’ll love through .2sec is secondhand smoke. stop being dramatic
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    • If I’m smoking in 2019 and you shame me for it I’ll put my cigarette out in your eye then light another cause there’s only 3 places left to smoke on earth and I ain’t moving from the one I’m in now
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    • And this is why everyone hates vegans, it not that we hate their lifestyle we just don't want them forcing it onto us.
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    • I have a great deal on second hand meat...its only been eaten once!
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    • If people were allowed to shame everything they didn't like around them the world would be a shitty place to live
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    • Can we not feature tumblr bullsundeady....for 5 minutes...
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    • Second hand smoke is fake
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    • Fags. Fags. Everywhere.
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    • Well I'm no Florida man, but I feel like I have the beginnings or what will become the formings of an idea
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    • I quit smoking but when I was smoking I never walked up and smoked next to someone who isn't so if you are near me as a non smoker that was your own damn fault
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    • If you need sauce of any kind, be sure to check out my page!
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    • Broke up with my gf today. Beatin this secondhand meat 🥩
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    • They smoke outside for a reason. If you don't like it go somewhere else or go inside. Take that pansy ass attitude outta here
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    • Meat doesn't give you asthma
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    • Every vegan smokes cigarettes you ever notice that
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    • Shame me all you want I'll just blow the smoke towards you and enjoy every drag
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