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    • I’ve seen John Mulaney many times and can confirm, He sounds exactly like how you read this
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    • It’s like being at a family reunion and not knowing that one person that’s all like “ you’ve gotten so big!!” And ur like “yeah....”
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    • PorkSword 15 aug
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    • I once woke up with amnesia in a ski lodge after a hard wipe out, and there was this strange bearded man just sorta handing me pretzels and water and helping out. I remember thinking he was the nicest guy, and being glad he was around. When I regained memory I realized it was my Dad. 1/2
      IXTRS 15 aug
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    • People scream “who are you” because they just woke up with a bunch of strangers hovering over them as they’d slept
      GryffinTG 15 aug
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    • I mean if you wake up in a hospital surrounded by random people you don’t know, I’d probably ask who they are also.
      ian22500 17 aug
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    • that explains the blackout drunk stories
      quakeam 16 aug
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    • “Hey you, you’re finally awake....”
      XxHawk3xX 15 aug
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    • I'd want to know who I'm surrounded by if I whole up in a hospital surrounded by essentially strangers
      d_wolfe15 16 aug
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    • So ur tellin me, If a random person wakes up besides your bed, you're not questioning it?
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    • I once had temporary memory loss thingy, don't know why and honestly I was panicking hella and screaming WHO ARE YOU at everyone. Lasted only like 10 minutes I think but yeah, I'd say movies are accurate for some of us.
      KarTibir a month
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    • idk if i woke up in a room with a bunch of people i dont know inside it, looking at me id be really confuse snd ask who tf are they
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    • Nah if I wake up and there are people,that I don't know, just sitting around me, I'm asking who the f are you and why are you watching me sleep.
      iFFy14 16 aug
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    • TV and movies portraying people getting amnesia is like school telling you how much you'll be pressured to try drugs: shockingly low incident rates
      MlemFox 16 aug
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    • This is how I act at family parties
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    • Disagree. If you wake up in a hospital and everyone surrounds you asking if you're okay and they love you and are glad you are awake, you'd be confused who all these people are. Trust me. Been there done that after I was apperently hit by a drunk driver. Sucked balls but it was years ago.
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    • He got blackout drunk for 20 years straight and then just woke up in a hospital sober. To rude to tell anyone he remembered nothing
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    • I have amnesia. Don't know what caused it, but I've been getting my memories back on my own. Luckily for me, I keep a back-up of my most important wisdom on my consciousness.
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    • If i saw a bunch of people i didnt know in my room at a hospital I'd probably say something like "ok, what happened? Why am i here? And who are all you people watching me?"
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    • I actually had it when I was 13 after a surgery. It was from too much anesthesia. I woke up knowing nothing, not knowing my mom next to me, I even questioned why I could understand the English language in my head. I forgot all my childhood memories back then. I’m 20 now and have maybe 40-50% now
      TW0F4C3D a month
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    • I saw my 8th grade English teacher at a frozen yogurt shop recently. She recognized me out of all her students and even remembered me name (idk how on earth she managed to do that) and said hello. I recognized her but I couldn’t manage to remember who she was so I literally asked her who she was
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    • I must have some mild case of amnesia because everyone at my highschool knows me and then they try and talk to me and I'm just curious as when did I ever speak to them in my life
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    • You're telling me if you woke up in a strange room, feeling a draft on your ass, and surrounded by people you don't know all leaning close to your face and smiling, your immediate response wouldn't be trying to find out who the fuck these people are?
      YouRock379 a month
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    • I want John Mulaney to narrate everything for me with funny commentary. "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED TO BUY YOU SHORTS?!"
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    • No. He was sitting in a room just offstage eating saltines right up until he came out to perform.
      BeakerPD 16 aug
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    • Ok no if you wake up in the hospital and are surrounded by strangers you definately are gonna ask who they are. What I dont get is when someone forgets who they are and their first thing they says is "who am i" cause obviously where am I is a better first question
      RicNole 15 aug
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    • How the fuck does he remember J. J. Bittenbinder?
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    • I mean, if you wake up in a place that is 100% unfamiliar to you, surrounded by people who you think you’ve never seen a day in your life, wouldn’t you express concern?
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    • I don’t know man. If I suddenly woke up in a hospital and was surrounded by a bunch of people I didn’t know, I’d be asking who the fuck they are and what the hell is going on
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    • What do you mean that’s not normal. You wake up and there’s a bunch of fuckin strangers looking at you. You damn right I’m gonna say “Who the fuck are you, where am I, if you get closer I’ll ring ur damn neck.”
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    • If i wake up in a hospital and a bunch of strangers are staring at me im not gonna be nice asking who they are and why they're there.
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    • I mean you just woke the fuck up so I get out of bed and people are staring at me I'm gonna ask some questions
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    • Im watching john mulaney on youtube and i just read this and realised whos quote it was
      Tankifed 15 aug
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    • I like John mulaney
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    • kanep0e a month
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    • Walking up to a random person and saying that is way different than waking up in a hospital surrounded by people staring into your very soul.
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    • This is retarded because if i went to sleep and woke up around a bunch of strangers watching me sleep i'd start swinging
      kazekami a month
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    • When I was 5 years old I had a horrible accident I was in the hospital for several months in intensive care when I became fully Coherent I couldn't remember Who my mom dad sister or grandparents were There were just strangers Who were really nice to me I still have no memory Of before the attack
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    • I'd be like "I'm just going to be honest here, I don't remember any of you"
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    • In the movie “The Vow” I think, she’s in the hospital with amnesia and her husbands like “you know who I am right?” And she says, “Yes. You’re my doctor?”
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    • He never got his memories back? Kind of suspicious that he lost his memory after Princess Diana died...
      Spoooon 17 aug
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    • If I woke up surrounded by people I don’t know in a hospital I would ask who they were lmao
      jeb___ 16 aug
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    • Idk if a bunch of strangers started hugging you and crying and shit I'm pretty sure most people would say something.
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    • When I was reading this the voice went from John Mulaney to Bo Burnham
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    • Because seeing a stranger on the street and being surrounded by people you don’t know in a place you don’t know are totally the same thing
      Nilloc 16 aug
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    • Sounds like A Certain Magical Index
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    • Wasn’t there an episode of unsolved mysteries about a John mulaney from Ohio who impersonated a cop so he could get into the house if a kid was home alone. He was a mad pedo
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    • Actually your personality would be different too because you wouldn't know how you were before
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    • Nah if I woke up in s hospital bed surrounded by ppl I didn’t recognize and couldn’t remember what happened I’d be like who the hell are u and why am I in here
      cyonts01 16 aug
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    • why wouldnt you want to know who tf is surrounding your hospital bed. be weird as shit waking up to a bunch of strangers around your bed
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    • There’s a difference between waking up in a hospitable surrounded by people who are acting like they know you and walking by a stranger on the street, losers
      Jesum 15 aug
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    • Had to go back and read it in John mulaneys voice
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    • "Ha. Finally awake I see. You were trying to cross the border right?"
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    • "Another story I heard about myself"
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    • It’s different though when you wake up from a coma or something and a crowd of strangers start crying and stuff around you and know who you are.
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    • Waking up surrounded by strangers is very different than meeting one on the street, it can be jarring and depending on your last memory even trigger a flight or fight type of response.
      DREDGE540 15 aug
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    • Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham does whatever a spider bitten by a radioactive pig can
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    • It’s the fact that you were unconscious and surrounded by strangers that freaks people out. Come on, that ain’t that hard to realize.
      CalKestis 15 aug
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    • Well in a hospital room where you expect to have close relatives or somebody you should know (with amnesia you’d still recognize a hospital room), I would definitely ask “who are you?” To people sitting beside my bed probably holding my hand and shit
      cdread95 15 aug
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    • My counter argument is this, you're in a hospital with people in plain clothes surrounding you. You have no memory of these people so you would definitly be a bit curious if not frightened and ask some question
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    • Didn’t too read long.
      carthy101 15 aug
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    • You could just say "do I know you" because that's not considered rude
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    • Why do some posts already have top comments for days ago?
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    • Well if you woke up from a nap with no memories surrounded by people you didn’t know you’d start asking questions
      cptbender 15 aug
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    • That kinda happens in a show called "A Certain Magical Index"
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    • That reminds me of a story from Reddit (I’m sorry I can’t remember the person) where a guy woke up confused ina hospital bed and the doctor said his family was in the other room and they were called in then his brother said “You were in a car crash dipsh*t”acting annoyed and then he fell back....
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    • Okay but like if I woke up in a hospital surrounded by people I dont know, I'd be hella confused. I'd ask who they are and why I was in the hospital
      white_tiger a month
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    • Too long didn't read
      grime 17 aug
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    • i had amnesia as spent two weeks figuring out daily life, once i knew who knew me as who they were. the rest was easy enough,
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    • When I woke up the doctor told me that I've been asleep for a couple days and who everyone in the room was while I remained silent
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    • Was about to say, this is a stolen joke. But the I saw John Mulaney. And I was like oh, cool.
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      Yikies 16 aug
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    • Have you ever black out drinking?
      pigbutt 16 aug
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    • Magical Index anyone?
      Radel 16 aug
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    • I do the opposite sometimes. Just walk up to some random stranger and be like "how's it going man, been a while".
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    • I dunno know if I woke up with a bunch of strangers around my bed I think who are you is a good question
      meowmot 16 aug
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    • No the first thing they say is whats going on. Where am I. Who am I. Who are these people. Its human nature. To be polite isn't himan nature. If you have amnesia you're not gonna remember about being polite to people you dont know. And its not rude to ask someone who are you if you're in that state
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    • so he LIED ABOUT THE DAY DIANA DIED
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    • It's TRUE. My best friend has epilepsy and when the seizures were really bad she would forget everything. A lot of times you could see in her eyes she was really confused but she would never say it out loud. Later she would say "you looked familiar but i couldn't remember who you were at the time"
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    • Now that you mention it, when that happens in a story it's lazy storytelling.
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    • I’ve had this before... I would be asked “do you know who I am?” I would say “yes”. And they would say “what’s my name?” I would say idk and smile... creepy.. it was 2 weeks like that.
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    • You wouldn’t remember to act like that tho so, stfu
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    • Hey you’re finely awake...
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    • My grandpa with dementia plays along when he's having a moment. He'll just be like "oh yeah, how're you doing..." And it takes us a few minutes to finally ask his what our names are haha. Good days and bad days, gonna get worse though unfortunately.
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    • That's how actual retrograde amnesiacs act.
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    • Why the fuck wouldnt you at least be like, Sorry but I don't remember who you are
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    • First thing I would probably ask is "where am I?" Followed by "what happened?" Then "what's your name? Did you find me?"
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    • Eh maybe, I feel like you might be a tad too panicked about knowing nothing about who you are and where you are that it would be understandable. Besides who's to say they are not a different personality type than you?
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    • He doesn’t remember the time he drank perfume either
      Catechism 15 aug
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    • Poor Franky Munez
      kuener 15 aug
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    • Huh
      ayylamaui 15 aug
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    • When's his next special?
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    • Seeing a stranger on the street is far less intimate than someone in “my” room. Well...for me anyway.
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    • Well if I was laying in a hospital bed with no memory and a bunch of strangers standing around me, I'd be pretty freaked out
      onion2187 15 aug
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    • I know for a fact John mulaney's gotten blackout drunk many times but I don't think that counts is amnesia
      gks622 15 aug
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    • I dunno man if I woke up surrounded by strangers in a place I didn’t recognize I’d probably freak the fuck out
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    • The man blackout drank for most of his life. I'm sure he has experience with memory loss
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    • But the fact that you wake up in a hospital and strangers are surrounding you that makes you be like "who are you"
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