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    • Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun. Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
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    • Too much power
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    • Mulan. The emperor said “no matter how much the wind blows a mountain cannot bow to it”
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    • Jo has nooned people, Joe will noon people, Joe will noon you, he can smell your fear. You cannot run, you cannot hide. Joe will find you.
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    • Surrender you’re surrounded! All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men.
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    • "IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!" - The Soldier
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    • From the movie London Has Fallen " *soldier on radio* 'There are over 100 noons in there!' Movie badass: "Then they should have brought more men"
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    • "Sir, they outnumber us three to one" "Then it shall be an even fight"
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    • Am I the only dumbass that always gets The Princes Diaries and The Princess Bride confused?
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    • Still not as badass as "I am a monuement of your sins"
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    • Counterpoint, from Rick & Morty: “That’d be a lucky break for you. Because this pickle doesn’t care about your children. And I’m not gonna take their dreams. I’m gonna take their parents.”
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    • “If God wanted you to live he would not have created me” - The Soldier from TF2
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    • See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs
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    • Philip of Macedon “If you don’t surrender to us. We will raze your city. Slaughter your people in the streets.” Spartan Kings reply “If”
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    • Pwease mistow obwama. I’ll duwu anytwing. Obwama: then perish
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    • Personally I think the quote "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?" from Spy Kids 2 hits harder
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    • Princess diaries 2 is actually a super good movie.. I watch it quite often.. Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, and Chris Pine? How could you go wrong?
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    • Pick a god and pray
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    • Megatron: "is the future of our race not worth a single human life?" Optimus: "You'll never stop at one, I'll take you all on!"
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    • Phillip of Macedon: “If I invade Lakonia (sparta) you will be destroyed, never to rise again.” Sparta: "If"
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    • Shipmaster! They outnumber us 3 to 1! Then it is an even fight.
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    • “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city” Spartans: “If”
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    • "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"
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    • My favorite quote from history is when Texans made a flag that said “Come and Take It” when Mexico wanted a cannon back during the Texas Revolution.
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    • How about when megamind says " I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!"
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    • “Do you think God stays in heaven because, He too, fears what He’s created?”
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    • I like T4S’s abridged version of DBZ where Cell says “What’s a king to a god?” And Vegeta replies “What’s a god to a non-believer” goes pretty hard too
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    • "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be, than me."
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    • "What are you doing stepbro"
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    • Ezra: "I do not fear you!" Darth Vader: "Then you will die braver than most."
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    • "Are you so stubborn you would have your men die for you in needless battle?" "Are you so weak you would not give your men the chance?"
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    • Shan Yu: "How many soldiers does it take to a deliver a message?" Thug: *draws arrow back "One."
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    • "Please. I'll do anything!" Then perish
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    • Joe was the ultimate body guard change my mind
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    • The fucking “to the pain” monologue in the Princess Bride?
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    • “Call it” “What do I stand to win?” “Everything. Call it” - Anton Chigurh
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    • When trump said to Hillary “because you’d be in jail”
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    • Give a man a campfire and he’s warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
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    • “Give us the gate key.” “I have no gate key.” “Fezzik tear his arms off.” “Oh you mean THIS gate key?”
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    • Dio: Oh you’re approaching me? Jotaro: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer
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    • "Get outta my swamp!"
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    • How do you put scariest, toughest, badass in the same reference to Princess Diaries?
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    • I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking secinds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
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    • "I like turtles"-kid dressed as a skeleton and a dead blank stare
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    • “I am lightning. The rain transformed.” Raiden MGS
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    • “If god didn’t want them to be sheared, he wouldn’t have made them sheep.”
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    • “Forgiveness is between them and God, it’s my job to arrange the meeting.”
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    • Bill Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. [Billy Clanton draws a knife] Doc Holliday: [draws a second pistol] I have two guns...one for each of you.
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    • "I like this movie a lot and nobody will ever make something better than it because I like it."
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    • There was this one line in a bring it on movie where some Hispanic chick was talking to some white chick and then the white chick said sorry I dont speak taco bell menu.
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    • Where is the picture from a comic with alfred loading a shotgun, that line is the best
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    • NONO DUDE the silence of the lambs “I’m having a friend for dinner tonight” that’s the best line ever written
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    • If you look back at previous features to the one with mafia hit man, Ice Man, you will hear, “I bumped into him, and he had a heart attack.... well, I actually put a needle in him first. (Interviewer): What was in the needle? (Ice man): In his case... a heart attack.”
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    • I feel like this is related to the feature https://ifunny.co/fun/IevU5HTs6
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    • "You're either the last son of a warrior dynasty or a lucky drunk! Which is it?" "You're a cockwart."
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    • “I am a monument to all of your sins” is still the most badass line ever written and it’s not even from a movie
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    • Any famous quote by Diogenes
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    • Oh, you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me!
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    • I think one of my fav lines in any movie is the TFW metal cooler movie where he’s got vegeta pinned and he says “do you want to know what death tastes like” before trying to blow his head off
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    • Tumblr people are inferior and should be exterminated
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    • “Power, my boy, means never having to say you’re sorry!”
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    • If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.
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    • The one alfred quote where he is loading the shotgun in the comics is pretty bad ass to me
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    • There have been lines in cinema far superior to that but ok
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    • That's fucking stupid.
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    • Anne Hathaway played a better character in that movie than anyway ever in any movie
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    • May I interject with "If you throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it."
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    • This app why do I keep coming back I scroll threw 300 pics cringe at 90 percent another 9 percent is fucking gay and 1 percent makes me laugh that's 1 or 2 laughs a week
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    • Counter argument: Princess bride - To the pain
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    • Honestly a meh line
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    • God I'm gonna be physically sick for weeks if Julie Andrews ever dies.
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    • "Boards dont hit back." Bruce Lee
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    • Hans Landa: You will hang for this! Aldo the Apache: Nah, more like chewed out.
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    • Nah they could
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    • Obama said "then perish"
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    • Honey, where’s my super suit
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    • Face god and walk backwards to hell
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    • That is way more metal than what it needs to be
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    • “Don’t choke on your ambitions.” — Darth Vader
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    • Yeah that’s really not a badass line
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    • Nahh it ain’t that badass
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    • "Do the deaths of your men mean so little to you? Are you that mad?" "Do yours mean so much to you alien? Are you that weak?" Banter from Davian thule and shas'o kais
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    • Elite: “Brute ships, staggered line. Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three to one!” Shipmaster: “Then it is an even fight.”
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    • There's a 2nd one!?@?
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    • Directors aren’t the ones that write the script
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    • "You want a battle? I'll give you a war."
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    • When the fuck did they make a princess diaries 2?
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    • Joe is the best character of all time and no one will change my mind
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    • Anything is funnier than this
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    • Directors don't write the script tho
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    • You know directors don't do the writting right? Like they have a say but they also have, you know, writers.
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