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    • THE MACHINE
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    • “My names bert and I work pussyyyy.”
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    • FUCK THAT BITCH THIS IS RUSSIA
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    • I AM DA MACHINE
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • “It would be an honor to take a shot with The Machine”
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    • I AM MACHINE!
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    • I AM THE MACHINE!... and I fuck cats.
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    • THE MACHINE
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    • T H E M A C H I N E
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    • I love how ifunny can be racist/sexist but the moment bert kreischer pops up everyone is like " T H E M A C H I N E " and I fucking love that
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    • Fuck that bitch, this is Russia
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    • “I am the machine”
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    • IM THE MACHINE!!!
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    • Fuck that bitch this is Russia
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    • Ah the machines successor
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    • THE MACHINE
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    • Bert Kreischer anyone? I AM THE MACHINE!
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    • Did you mean: Bert Kreischer?
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • The Machine
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    • I AM THE MACHIIIIIIIIIINE
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    • Ya Machina
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • Wow a lot of people know who Bert is, impressive
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    • BERT and Igor
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    • He is the machine!
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    • I AM THE MACHINE... and I fuck cats
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    • Burnt Chrysler is fatter than Tom
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    • “Bert, the most racist man of all time”—Tom Segura
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    • I hear you are the one they call The Machine
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • Lmao last time I saw this featured, nobody knew what this was from, now like a year and a half later everyone is saying I AM THE MACHINE in the comments. Wonderful.
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    • Im glad you all aren’t as uncultured as i thought
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    • “We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo”
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    • That’s the only way you can join
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    • Say this to the tune of "Oops, I Did It Again"
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    • I A M T H E M A C H I N E
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    • I am the machine!
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    • “FUCK, i meant to pick usec.” “HAHA DUMBASS, USUC IS MORE LIKE IT.”
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    • When you just finished a super long quest and head back to the shop to sell your loot
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    • Bro i wanna join the Russian mafia
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    • This meme sucked
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    • so, I hear you are the machine
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    • “fuck that bitch, this is Russia”
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    • Guys spinal cord must be made of tungsten...he's probably carrying a good 150lbs of rifles and likely another 50-75 in ammo.
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    • Escape from Tarkov be like
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    • This man: Reloading is for pussys
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    • He’s The Machineeee!!
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    • Saw bert live last year, guys a fucking comedic god
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    • Oi sheet
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    • I didn't like Bert kreischers new special but the machine is fucking awesome
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    • Fucking gta loadout
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    • These Machine stories might be getting out of hand.
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    • I love how it was featured like once yet everyone remembers the machine
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    • the machine
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    • Fuxk 3rd time this week
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • Reloading is for noobs
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    • Funny thing is that blyat translate to whore but they use it like we use bitch. So he’s saying it with confidence. “Bitch I did it again”
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    • Is that a motherfucking Bert Kreisher reference
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    • THE MACHINE!
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    • I wonder if anybody has realized that unless those guns were plastic, he would be carrying like 400lbs
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    • HE IS THE MACHINE
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    • Igor and igor
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    • Be honest, we all thought of Bert Kreischer
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    • How the fuck does everyone remember the machine
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    • I. AM. THE. MACHINE.
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    • I AM THE MACHINE
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    • The machineeeee
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    • IVAN!
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    • "IM THE MACHINE!!"
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