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    • You think that’s fun, you should see how it tastes
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      • WAIT NO THATS DIE JUICE OH GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR US
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        • IDK why everyone is freaking out. I played with Mercury when I was little and I still have all 12 fingers and 16 toes.
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            • It's galium. It's like Mercury, it's melting point is so low that just the warmth of your body can melt it in your hand. Upvote so people can see
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              • I actually played with mercury from a broken thermometer as a kid, and unfortunately I am still alive.
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                    • And that ladies and gentlemen is called natural selection...
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                      • It's gallium, not mercury. Gallium's melting point is low enough to melt in your hand. It's nontoxic. That said, mercury is actually relativity safe to handle barehanded, as long as you don't have open wounds
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                        • Natural selection will come for that one
                          Mr_Hyde_ 6 feb
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                          • Actually that's gallium. If anyone has ever looked in a thermometer, the mercury is red. Thanks for reading
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                            • For everyone arguing over whether its mercury or gallium
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                              • Mercury in that state is not what's dangerous. The pores in your skin are too small for mercury to permiate through. Mercury's REAL hazard is if it becomes airborne and breathed in. At that point your body readily absorbs it and you can get poisoning from it. Smile to spread the information.
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                                • The actual substance in the pic is prolly gallium
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                                  • Shhh just let natural selection do its thing
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                                    • 1 Mercury is safe to handle as long as you have no cuts or anything 2 that's gallium
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                                      • Elemental mercury is safe to touch as long as it doesnt enter your body in any way, diethyl mercury is the scary shit you dont want to fuck with
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                                        • Jokes aside i think what's in their hand is Gallium. I metal that reaches its melting point in the warmth of your hand. Its safe to handle, and if you put it on anything made of tin it will make it crumble and rip like paper. (For instance, an empty soda can)
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                                          • It will be absorbed through your skin even without cuts, if that is mercury. The term mad hatter came from the middle ages when hatters were using mercury to make hats and over time the mercury on their bare hands would soak into their bloodstream causing mental disorders and death
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                                              • Cancer has joined the chat:
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                                                • This is elemtal Mercury it's perfectly safe to touch
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                                                    • People used to play with Mercury back then but some genius found out that if you held it in your hand the puddle started to get smaller and smaller
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                                                      • Unpopular fact, mercury in its liquid state is barely dangerous and about as poisonous as lead, when it's a gas it's much more dangerous
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                                                        • That happened to my mom when she was in highschool. She said she thought the exact same thing. she rolled it around in her hand it turned her gold ring silver. And the whole school was evacuated
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                                                          • There's a liquid metal that looks exactly like mercury, it's called gallium, you can ingest it and you'd be fine.
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                                                              • Mercury niggas about to go at it with the gallium niggas
                                                                Hysteria 6 feb
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                                                                • Liquid Mercury contact won't do anything if it comes into contact with your skin, idk why people think you will literally fucking die if you touch it
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                                                                  • Unless you eat it or get it in a cut or have a massive quantity of it in an enclosed space with you at elevated temperatures mercury won't kill you. Y'all acting like its instant die juice.
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                                                                    • Boys it's liquid gallium, it has the same look as mercury but it's completely safe to handle
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                                                                      • It’s unicorn blood 🙄🙄🙄 have y’all never seen Harry Potter😂
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                                                                        • Pictures taken months before disaster
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                                                                          • Really hope that's actually gallium and this person isn't a complete fucking idiot
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                                                                            • Diethyl-mercury will literally make you lose your mind as your cognitive functions slowly erode. You will lose your ability to function properly over the course if a few months before ultimately dying. This shit looks like Gallium, a metal that has a boiling point of roughly 30 degrees centigrade.
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                                                                              • Forbidden syrup
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                                                                                  • This persons fucked. Mercury is a heavy metal(like lead) that soaks through the skin and can give a person numbness, loss of memory, and more....good luck bud....
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                                                                                    • Also that's probably Gallium or Indium.
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                                                                                      • That is gallium not Mercury you liar
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                                                                                        • Mercury isn't really dangerous to touch for a short time unless there's a way for it to get into your system. If it was dimethylmercury that bitch would be dead within a year by a single drop.
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                                                                                          • Natural selection strikes again
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                                                                                            • Sometimes I like my own comment to get the ball rolling. But only sometimes.....
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                                                                                                • The stuff in the picture is Gallium. It’s melting point is just under body temperature. It not harmful to hold and you can buy it online.
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                                                                                                  • I'm assuming that's gallium because nobody is stupid enough to play with Mercury, right?
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                                                                                                    • Too bad it's gallium
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                                                                                                      • That's gallium, look at how its solidifying on the surface in the pool. Mercury doesn't do that, also there isn't that much in most old school thermometers.
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                                                                                                        • This is Gallium it is okay to handle it with a bare hand. For those thinking this is mercury, they stopped using that in thermometer years ago. Gallium has a very low melting point which makes it perfect for thermometers.
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                                                                                                          • It's okay to touch as long as you have no cuts or anything. Should prolly still wear gloves tho
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                                                                                                            • That's Gallium. Even if it were mercury, it's safe to touch. Only eat if you wanna die. Like me
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                                                                                                              • Liquid mercury is fine to touch as long as you do not ingest it or let it get into your wound
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                                                                                                                • Mercury is only dangerous if you drink it or breathe in it's evaporated form. You can play with it in small amounts and it's still safe. Just don't do it too often
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                                                                                                                  • Mercury is actually harmless unless ingested and it's to heavy to be absorbed through the skin and with its high surface tension its very hard unless ingested however you should still wear gloves to be safe from any cuts or scratches
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                                                                                                                    • Touching elemental mercury isn't that dangerous- you just need to make sure you dont have any cuts it can get into. Organic mercury is the one that can dissolve into your skin.
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                                                                                                                      • Lucky your not a dancer, because you've got Cancer!
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                                                                                                                        • Try using it as lube! It's great!
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                                                                                                                          • My dog ate this stuff one time when I was little lol, I haven't seen her in years, my mom said she ran away :/
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                                                                                                                            • Mercury can give you brain damage that's not saf... you already... have břąïņđåmăğə
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                                                                                                                              • Natural selection, anyone?
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                                                                                                                                • That’s mercury, oh ya, don’t get it in a cut, or something else that has blood coming out or you’ll get mercury poisoning
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                                                                                                                                  • Guy should go into hat making.
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                                                                                                                                    • My high school once got evacuated and shut down for a mercury spill.
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                                                                                                                                      • Only real niggas know thats gallium
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                                                                                                                                        • population control at its finest
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                                                                                                                                          • Oh no
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                                                                                                                                            • That’s gallium lol. Mercury doesn’t have that sort of viscosity & elasticity
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                                                                                                                                              • Natural selection
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                                                                                                                                                • I accidentally drank mercury form a thermostat when I was a kid the voices say I'm fine though
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                                                                                                                                                      • PSA: This is Mercury, not Gallium. Mercury is used for two reasons in a thermometer: 1) it has high density so it's not as sensitive, and 2) it has a high coefficient of thermal expansion which allows us to measure the difference in height to gauge relative temperature.
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                                                                                                                                                        • It’s funny bc they stoped putting mercury in thermometers a long time ago
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                                                                                                                                                            • Unsafe: touching mercury Safe: putting mercury in a vaccine and injecting it directly into your bloodstream
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                                                                                                                                                              • And so natural selection begins to makes its choice.
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                                                                                                                                                                • That’s gallium, a metal with a really low melting temperature(can melt in hot water) so he used it in liquid state as mercury
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Thats organic mercury not elemental mercury, he's fine.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • All these people saying "he's dead" don't know basic chemistry. Mercury ions are bad for you. Elemental mercury is fine. They only banned mercury because politicians make laws not scientists
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                                                                                                                                                                        • You are part of the reason thermometers don’t have mercury in them anymore.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Freddy mercury joined the chat
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Natural selection, do your thing
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Everyone thinking that the picture is mercury, but its actually gallium
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                                                                                                                                                                                • The photo might use gallium as a stand in for Mercury for the joke
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Next up:children eating mercury for the 'merc' challenge
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Mercury is more liquidy, that’s either gallium or soder
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • That’s probably Gallium not Mercury
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • It's just gallium in this pic lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Look at all these chemists in here
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I've seen Harry Potter, you can't fool me. That's unicorn blood
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • My father was a high school physics teacher in the 1970s and used to poor it over his hand every year as a demonstration...he’s 74...no cancer yet
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Btw, you won’t actually get hurt if you touch mercury. Unless you have a cut, or ingest it, nothing will happen. Search “Cody’slab Mercury” on yt to see a guy put his hand in Mercury
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • That's obviously gallium. Mercury thermometers haven't been a thing for like 20 years
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Natural selection will run its course
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • He's really holding Gallium, a metal with the same melting point as a chocolate bar and is super fun to play with in liquid form. I highly suggest getting a tube on Amazon to mess around with
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • That's gallium, also you can handle mercury safely with no gloves if you don't have any cuts and wash your hands thoroughly
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