HYDRATE
If for no other reason than to out live your enemies.
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jun
HYDRATE If for no other reason than to out live your enemies.
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
cyunvMo cyunvMo
8 jan 2021
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
mamaHen mamaHen
10 oct 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS
BUT HEITHER WILL
WATER OR MILE.
anarchistmindset420 anarchistmindset420
10 nov 2020
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS BUT HEITHER WILL WATER OR MILE.
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ?
Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000?
OWILL_EN
I'll do it for free I miss her
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
23 sep 2020
Sy (ME NAaTQOONSINS Would u ? Would you date your ex again for a year for $50,000? OWILL_EN I'll do it for free I miss her
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!