• i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of
pure muscle, ONLY eat beef, will bear a
child sure to lead nations (will be roughly
the size of a viking), cannot read and DO
NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes
and they all have flames on the side.
inventor of what is commonly known as
aggravated assault. looking for a VERY
compact man to ride on my shoulders so
i look cool
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    • I don’t know about you guys but I think I would enjoy death by snu snu
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    • "Death by snuu snuu."
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    • Since she cant read, I imagine her telling a friend what to type, which makes it funnier. "Say I want him to ride on my shoulders. Yeah, I like that. Definitely put that in there."
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    • Will bare a child that will lead nations that's quite a claim how can she be so sure
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    • When I read this I think of Tammy
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    • She’s a futurama Amazonian, out here lookin for tinder snu snu
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    • I bet her dick is bigger than Your’s.
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    • She just whispers "Death by snu snu" before she goes to town on your ass and rides you to the sunset until your pelvis is bone dust.
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    • Cannot read, but can write her bio. Woman 100
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    • Who blurred out the name?!!!?!!!!
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    • Brienne of Tarth?
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    • I'm 6'9" 300 pounds solid muscle I need to find her and fuck her our children will be the first super soldiers
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    • You had my curiosity. Now you have my interest.
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    • You know what? I’m open to try new things and if a 6’8 viking woman is what I stumble across than so be it
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    • Why cropped out the picture?
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    • Vikings were historically an average of 5'7
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    • And this kids is what you would call “A COMMON TRAP”
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    • Im 7' and look like a viking already. where do i sign up.
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