Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
Husband was screaming in the shower. Wife walked in to see this.
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
Forgetting something?
if
pungent_yeetdrive_2 pungent_yeetdrive_2
16 dec 2020
Forgetting something? if
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
Tortoisle Tortoisle
11 feb
Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC:
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
PEANUT
WHIPPED
WHIPPED
Topping
LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
BigBadMan666 BigBadMan666
23 sep 2020
AND JUST LIKE THAT... PEANUT WHIPPED WHIPPED Topping LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS...
BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
I HATE BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THINGS... BUT DAMN THAT GUT FEELING IS ALWAYS RIGHT
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf