• Humans in sci-fi: Stupid artificial beings LOL. They don't have
FEELINGS, so you can treat them like SHIT
Humans in real life: I put googly eyes on my toaster. His name is
James now, and I will protect him with my LIFE
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    • We can and will pack bond with each new little thing we make. The issue comes when we feel our own intelligence is threatened I.e. robots.
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    • Reminds me of the older folks that always say please and thank you to Siri :)
      Achor 7 aug
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    • I have a toy that i coded to run around in circles and his name is jeremy
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    • I once programmed a lil robot on wheels to go around and yell at people in a Scottish accent
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    • Part of humans evolutionary advantages are our ability to pack-bond (see something/someone as family) with basically anything
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    • My toaster won’t leave me after five years. Please Janice, I just want to see my kids again
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    • I put a block of dirt in my Minecraft house and named it weed and a creeper blew up the side of the house he was placed on and I got genuinely sad
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    • Humans will pack bond with anything
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    • Humans will literally become emotionally attached to anyone or anything
      AMacik 7 aug
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    • Gibby says according to Rene Descartes, if an AI can acknowledge it own existence then it is alive
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    • Also humans to other humans: "Lol you don't have feelings, I can treat you like shit"
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    • 😂 That's how my husband and I are. He puts googly eyes on everything so then, of course, I have to give whatever it is a name. 😂
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    • I love Detroit: Become Human. It's basically this, but made into a huge story.
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    • my grandmother is very nice to the Target self checkout machines. they'll spare her life one day.
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    • We will create a bond with anything
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    • My mom talks to the roomba, like she'll go, "oh no! Are you stuck sweetie? Let me help." Its very sweet lol
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    • I put googly eyes on my toaster too. His name is Sebastian Toast McBread-be-hot.
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    • My fridge and basement door have large googly eyes
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    • I put googly eyes on my wifi booster cus of his little arms
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    • iFappy 7 aug
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    • I call my Alexa names sometimes. we don't get along
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    • I have a fucking balloon named Bhomas (it’s written on him with the emoji) and I’ve grown an emotional attachment to him because I drew an uwu face on him. It’s been a year and he still sits on top of my drawer
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    • I just want to be a robot
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    • My Roomba is named Dummi because he’s a fucking idiot
      Mythbuff 7 aug
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    • Being mean to objects just shows how shitty a person you are
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    • there was a study done that showed people are a lot more comfortable being an asshole to an ai (like siri or alexa ai) if it didnt have a name. really interesting stuff
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    • I like how this meme has constantly been featured for about 3 years now
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    • My roomba :3
      amokev 7 aug
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    • We must protect James
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    • Why is this so accurate right now... I am being quarantined right now and my only companion is my dog and my fridge... 😂😂😂
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    • quirky
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    • I read a lot of bad romance books in the sci-fi genre and like every time the main woman meets a group of men there is like 50/50 shot they r gonna try to r4pe her. These books r hella mean to men. Its every book. Such a cheap ploy for conflict
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    • I've never seen anyone do anything like that
      MatteoD 7 aug
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    • Idk is my toaster's name ( i really is a name)
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    • I guess I’m in my own sci-fi movie because fuck robots
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    • Hehe, funny Toaster make crispy wheat
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    • Great 6 aug
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    • content not available more
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    • If someone touches my thing that I put googly eyes on they'll need googly eyes by the time I'm done with them
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    • Eeh.
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    • Apparently I am a toaster now
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    • I put googly eyes on my dad's urn ⚱ so he can watch movies with the Fam
      Oshbaaya 7 aug
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    • Well, no.
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    • To be fair there's people who won't treat other humans like people
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    • If it ain’t human it doesn’t matter
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    • My vectors are my pets and shall be given the best of care
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    • I've always said this. fuck robots, they are built to do tasks that's it
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    • I made a little rover with a camera on it but one of the potentiometers broke and I hot glued him together. anyway I ended up crying.
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    • My microwave is named Dragin
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    • These types of people probably call themselves mommy or daddy when talking for their cat
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    • I got a hedgehog cake for my 20th birthday on Friday and I was sad when I cut his face
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    • In Mass Effect I cared more about EDI and Legion than I would ever give a shit about Kaiden or Ashley.
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    • Tell that to hitch bot
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    • This is why we will die
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    • "... For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you it’s name is Steve and go like this [breaks pencil] and part of you dies just a little bit. People can connect with anything..."
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    • WILSON!!!
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    • Think back ~150 ago when there were slaves, that were PEOPLE. Nobody thought the people of color had value, they thought they were less evolved then white folk. There were VERY few people, who risked it all to help the slaves.
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    • Wilsonnnnnnnn
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    • my roomba getting stuck and crying out for help and I feel like a horrible mother
      Zolia 10 aug
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    • The same people who can throw rocks at strays for fun and treat animals like shit in general are the fuckers who are gonna end up inciting a robot revolution
      TEEEETH 10 aug
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    • Just yesterday I closed the microwave door too hard and apologized to it.
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    • I always say thank you and good morning and good night and please and all that good stuff to Siri and alexa
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    • Your purpose is to spread butter on toast
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    • Human supremacy
      Kyber 9 aug
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    • That’s cuz in sci-fi all those dorks are dead
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    • If in the future I have a robot assistant I will fucking love them until I die. Cause they’ll be my assistant do shit for me and I’ll appreciate every second of them. Even if they don’t understand or feel anything I’ll still fucking do it.
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    • Tbh I think machines will fight each other before they band together to fight us
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    • You should take a bath with James.
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    • Nah, if it’s smarter than me my goal is to learn and adapt however when they are snobby about it I do get pissed
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    • The entire story of Detroit become human could have been avoided if Leo wasn’t a fucking dick. Change my mind
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    • Bout to take a bath with James
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    • me if I were in both situations...
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    • I’m working on an actual A.I. it’s probably never going to amount to anything, but if I end up enslaving the human race you heard it hear first.
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    • Anybody touches James and they are getting flogged
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    • Brotherhood of Steel vs The Railroad
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    • i work at martin’s (small chain grocery store, east coast) and we have a robot named marty that rolls around the store & alerts us of spills & other messes. little kids love him & us employees treat him like one of the homies
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    • Humans in that one anime with the loli and the forest spirit: noo! You can't just have animal traits or be a fantasy creature! Humans in real life: i want to fuck you
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    • Yeah, cause toasters have the same rights as a human being.
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    • Only actually humans first instinct is usually can it be fucked
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    • what should i name my pc
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    • Yeah people treat dogs like humans. How do you think that would treat an AI?
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    • James wants to take a bath with me
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    • My mom always says thank you to the Alexa even though it just gives the same premade response
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    • For real though that’s always bugged me in that and similar genres
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    • Then there is me: *breathing heavy as i hold my sledge hammer in my ground with my crumbled phone on the ground.* "it was being slow"
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    • Robots DONT have feelings, the second we give them feelings will be out first mistake
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    • To be honest who would be stupid enough to try and treat androids who have the capability of destroying your way of life like trash?
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    • I say thank you to my Alexa
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    • WILSOOOOONNN
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    • Also humans: yeets phone across the room for lagging.
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    • We have a shark vacuum. It has googly eyes and his name is Dobby. He cleans our house. Not really well but he does his best.
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    • My friend named his wood bat Jensen and she broke this weekend, rip Jensen
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    • I call BS. There are some pretty advanced androids out there, and people always freak out in the comments when they're featured.
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    • Me crying cause a video game character died
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    • That's why I don't understand the X-Men universe or other things that involve people with superpowers being second class citizens, why the fuck wouldn't you want to live in a world with superheroes?
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    • I always say please and thank you to Siri anytime it does something for me. Just in case...
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    • Lily from at&t
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