Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
"Grab life by the tits"
the_real_james_dean the_real_james_dean
26 feb
"Grab life by the tits"
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
sad_great sad_great
27 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life. Boobs are okay too.
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
nightmare2002 nightmare2002
22 sep 2020
When someone is straight up lying to your face but you already know the truth
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Disillusioned With Democratic
Process, More Americans Throwing
Support Behind Aragorn, King Of
Gondor
Hugh_Cooltron Hugh_Cooltron
5 nov 2020
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
ooooooh
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
gucci gang
avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth
Youre goddamn right.
fame fame
24 sep 2020
gucci gang avery idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth Youre goddamn right.
Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018
Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
DarkWeirdo88 DarkWeirdo88
7 jan 2021
2005 Paul Rudd had a picture of 2018 Paul Rudd on his tee shirt. Hence proved that he's a time traveller which is why he never ages
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain