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    • Yet most people still cant find the g spot
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    • Damn, really? I knew I felt my brain.
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    • No wonder I can somehow feel my dick
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    • This not true. You’re nerve net is like 1.5-2 mm apart in your pointer finger so you can distinguish between objects that far apart. this is why Braille has to have at least 2.5 mm between dots.
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    • F33ny 27 mar
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    • This is not true at all, just saying
      ImJustRem 27 mar
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    • Who else thought this was gonna be a dick joke
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    • That means Thanos could detect Antman if he fingered his own ass
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    • The reason you can't find the end of the tape is because you're using your eyes and not your fingers
      idroid 26 mar
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    • Does that mean thanos will be able to feel ant man crawling up his ass?
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    • It’s just not true lmao. The earth is literally so big relative to everything that if u did that it would feel perfectly smooth. Neil DeGrasse Tyson talked about it on joe rogans podcast. Tumblr people are retarded
      GJulius 27 mar
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    • Your scale is off. Nano = billionth. So an earth-sized finger could tell the difference between a grapefruit and a lemon
      MadF00L 27 mar
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    • Then why cant I feel my penis?? ☹
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    • Not a single dick joke? What the fuck.
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    • I dont believe this, but I dont know enough about it to dispute it.
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    • Now I can touch my dick
      _Gh0s_t 26 mar
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    • If my finger was the size of earth and I started to feel around for a car and a house I’d be killing millions of people
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    • In The Cleveland Show there was this teen dad who tricked his daughter into thinking that cars were houses and houses were cars and that they had a house but they didn't have a car. Ma hert hurt
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    • Interesting how it goes from a concept which is incomprehensibly small to a hypothetical alternative which is just as incomprehensible but like. big. A+ explanation lmfao
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    • And I still don’t feel the bug crawling up my arm
      Corcho 27 mar
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    • This is not true. Your finger can feel bumps that small but these textures barrage your finger with so much sensory information that you can't make sense of it. You can feel textures, but detailed comparisons are not possible
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    • I'm going to have to see the study on this one
      Vyzro 26 mar
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    • Also our hands are capable of super complex movements and task but our brains arnt able to do them
      smurler 26 mar
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    • How else am I supposed to find my penis
      ThirdVibe 26 mar
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    • So what if sometimes when i get a really sudden sharp pain in the tip one of my fingers its bc some fast moving molecule smashed into it?
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    • So girls can feel my penis
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    • Finding the end of a tape is easy if you don't chew off your fingernails.
      WDayneHS 30 mar
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    • Yeah this is major bullshit, molecules are fucking tiny as all mother fucking hell and larger molecules tend to be radioactive or cannot be stable for a permanent amount of time. That is why they have unknown elements. Stop this fucking buzzfeed bullshit because I’m fucking fed up with buzzfeed and
      Congu 29 mar
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    • So that's not entirely wrong. The least amount of stimuli that can trigger the touch sensation is a fly beating it's wings against your face
      DankuTree 27 mar
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    • Watch in a few minutes a finger will come sliding by crushing all the houses across the street.
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    • So then why do I have such a hard time finding my penis???
      FuckMe 27 mar
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    • That’s how I beat my meat
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    • Why did I read "neo-nazi" instead of "nano-size"
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    • Seen the full version of this with an added explanation, but this isn't quite true. On a completely smootg surface, humand are able to detect lines that are one molecule tall, but not just single molecules
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    • Ha. Finally somebody can find my penis
      RajBete 27 mar
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    • oh cool so I guess I’m just desensitized to the BILLIONS OF FUCKING BACTERIA THAT ARE CONSTANTLY ALL OVER MY HANDS
      Asstek 26 mar
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    • Wow proof germs don’t exist because I would’ve been able to feel them if that’s true
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    • All I'm saying is, if Im not hitting the right spot, let me know. Guide me to your cum button
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    • Can finally find my dick
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    • A cool trick is when you touch something, instead of just touching it, focus on everything about it. Texture, shape, temp, etc. Your brain will be processing so much information about the thing, time will feel a little bit slower.
      Tolkien 26 mar
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    • kanep0e 26 mar
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    • Still cant feel your dick
      Haykguy 26 mar
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    • checkmate, my house is a car...
      X2KRePub 26 mar
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    • So if thanos fingers his asshole, he could feel ant man
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    • Good news for all you weebs, turns out it’s actually possible for you to feel your tiny dicks
      Zdog3450 26 mar
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      Zaush 26 mar
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    • So what you're saying is that you can feel all of the bacteria on every surface you touch? If you can then you're on some crazy drugs
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    • Really was expecting a dick joke in there
      Leon_muks 26 mar
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    • Still cant find my dick
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    • What about an RV? Checkmate.
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    • I doubt that.
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    • When would i be in a situation where i could feel a large molecule?
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    • All this sensitivity and i still cant feel my dick
      TeenFlash 31 mar
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    • A large molecule? I have extreme doubt here.
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    • I have callases
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    • Is it ok for me to skip a three hour lecture course that I have once a week? It would be my first absence from when we started in January to now. There’s a month left of the school year. Give me advice
      MandemV2 27 mar
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    • I doubt that
      W7410J 27 mar
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    • So that means you can’t feel your dick
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    • Yet, there is a husband that still can’t find the clit.
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    • Bullshit I cut up a piece of hair into almost-squares and couldn’t feel that shit
      Deverez 27 mar
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    • Yeah funny but no you can not feel things that small
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    • Finally I can touch myself
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    • The amount of people who believe this makes my pp gunky with baby sauce
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    • How else would I be able to find my dick
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    • We cant see or feel nano sized stuff
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    • Dam i was waiting for "but it still couldnt find your dick" joke
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    • and i still cant find my dick, its so small i couldnt make tinkerbell cum
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    • Wehim 26 mar
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    • Not true actually. If our finger was the size of earth, earth would feel like a glassy marble. You wouldn’t be able to detect a mountain, let alone a car.
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    • So this is a lie
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    • Yet somehow people still can’t find my penis
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    • Hey that explains how some of you can find your dick
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    • I can't even feel my dick tho
      TramTrane 26 mar
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    • I made my house shaped like a car and my car shaped like a house fuckyou giant space demons
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    • Doesn’t work if you have guitar chalices 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    • Sources: dude trust me
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    • Fact, logical joke, dumbass joke that actually makes me laugh because i have sophisticated humor
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    • I'mma call bs on that one
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    • I put my finger in my butt.
      Neond7 29 mar
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    • Let’s just pray that thanos won’t be able to feel/sense Ant-Man since he controls the universe now.
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    • The chicken nugger
      Andante 27 mar
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    • No way in hell can humans feel individual molecules
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    • Won’t be able to tell the difference if the house and the car are the same thing!! I bet you didn’t think of that!
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    • I was expecting a tiny penis joke but oh well
      heyjoe74 27 mar
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    • But I'm God...
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    • Your brain takes in about 11 million bits of information per second but is only always aware of about 40
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    • False. My fingertips got burned off and I can't feel shit
      Cabaleiro 27 mar
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    • thats not true
      Sybil 27 mar
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    • Yet I still can’t feel my penis.
      Sacco 26 mar
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    • This is how my gf finds my pee pee at night
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    • Too bad you still can’t feel your wee wee
      HYHTF 26 mar
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    • I was expecting some tiny pp jokes
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    • You can also find your dick
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    • Thanks has something going for him then
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    • Is that why I always feel a big fucking pimple on my face but when I look there's nothing there
      SaeRah 26 mar
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    • So it was my dick that I felt
      WoodTuck 26 mar
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