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    • Stem cells, son
      Budder398 29 jan
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      • Since this will get lost in the comments, I shove dildos in my ass..... Horizontally
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        • Just cum in your ankle and there will be a new fully formed ankle in 9 months
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          • Not a red username in sight.... Beautiful
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            • Pro: you can grow a new ankle. Con: it’s not your ankle
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              • I suffered what my doctor liked to call a "snowboards fracture" in my ankle 3 years ago. To this day, every once in a while my ankle randomly gives out, causing sprain-like pain. I'm living the good life.
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                • iFunny: I'm one of the biggest meme platforms Me: Cool how long will it take to fix your crashing problems. iFunny: Never!
                  Sukaro 29 jan
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                  • Biologically our purpose is to make as many babies as possible and then die.
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                    • The secret ingredient is jizz
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                      • It’d be cool if my body could create a baby. But all it creates is a small white substance called sperm
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                        • And the state of NY just said that baby can be aborted on the due date. Yet it’s double murder to kill a pregnant mother, and a pregnant rhino in a zoo has more rights and protection for their baby. FU Democrats.
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                          • Why did humans put such little stat points into regeneration, but enough into reproduction to unlock the pleasure perk
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                            • Bruh fr tho. I sprained my ankle a year and a half ago and it still hurts if I'm on it very much
                              Billothy 29 jan
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                              • Roll your ankle once and you’ll be rolling the same one for the rest of your life.
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                                • Your body doesn't have the stem cells to repair damage in those areas. If we were to have stem cells all over the place to regenerate parts or even just to fix it, your chances of having cancer will increase and your body will put so much energy to control those cells.
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                                  • Yet in some parts of this country it is now legal to kill that fully formed human being before it is born. Sad times. May god have mercy on our souls.
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                                    • We're not fully developed when we're born. All births are technically premature because our heads are too big. Also why other mammals can walk almost immediately but we have to wait about a year or two
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                                      • Maybe if I nut in my ankle it’ll fix
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                                        • Broke my pelvis when I was 14 in three places. Left leg is still weaker than my right and I walk like a gay penguin
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                                          • Then in NY you can murder that baby 5mins before you birth it
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                                            • New York: "Cool cool, but we're still going to kill you."
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                                                • You have to stretch it every day until you and your shitty ankle both die.
                                                  MrJack 30 jan
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                                                  • Yeah you can make a human life if you don’t abort it
                                                    gunkguy 29 jan
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                                                    • To be fair, creating a fully functioning human is actually a two person job.
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                                                      • It's because everything after 12 years old is dlc and your body's Dev team gives the fuck up after the sex organs and weird hair everywhere updates..
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                                                        • Abortion is murder. Change my mind
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                                                          • Babies aren’t fully formed though. Relative to the rest of the animal kingdom, humans come out RIDICULOUSLY underdeveloped because our heads are so big that if they grew for much longer than 9 months they wouldn’t fit out of the birth canal.
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                                                            • People who have ankle injuries is this true? Is it always easier to roll or injure again?
                                                              MC_Mom 29 jan
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                                                              • Doctor warned me that if I kept twisting my ankles that they would have to break them & be casted to allow them to heal better.
                                                                RavynLiam 29 jan
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                                                                • Knee problems? That won't heal. Get surgery to clean it up but even then itll never be the same
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                                                                  • Top comment gay therefore if I get top comment I am gau
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                                                                    • Fun fact: if you work out and eat healthy you'll heal faster than anyone else
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                                                                      • women dont build babies they just activate it using sperm and the baby grow by itself change my mind
                                                                        mobd 31 jan
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                                                                        • so you can grow a new ankle, just not your own.
                                                                          Mcohan12 31 jan
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                                                                          • That's what the child is for, replacement parts
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                                                                            • i can still hear the piece of broken bone in my skull from when i was shot 15 feet in the air. jump roping is hard 😔
                                                                              smuigna 30 jan
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                                                                              • You forget the best part...i can grow a fully functional human in only 9 months....and then abort it. ...liberal logic
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                                                                                • I fucked up my ankle when I was about 7 and it still gives me hell whenever I run or put pressure on it after not using it for a while.
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                                                                                  • Elephants have a gestation period of almost 2 years and rodents are pregnant for about 12-20 days. Those human numbers are weak either way.
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                                                                                    • Humans are weak to be honest. A super beefcake muscle guy still dies from a gunshot
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                                                                                      • I twisted my ankle 10 years ago. I’m still fucking suffering.
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                                                                                        • I had an ankle injury that never healed correctly so now my ankle’s mobility is fucked and I have to wear a brace every time I play sports because it rolls so frequently
                                                                                          SOLAIRE 29 jan
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                                                                                          • Pro: you can grow a new ankle Con: it’s not yours
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                                                                                            • Literally my ankle
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                                                                                              • Pro: you can grow a new wrist. Con: it's not your wrist
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                                                                                                • Pros and cons of the human body . Pro : you can make a new ankle . Con : it’s not your ankle
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                                                                                                  • I recently sprained my ankle by jumping over a velvet rope while shouting “I’m Gay!” And landing on my foot weird
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                                                                                                    • Repost trash ass feature wow
                                                                                                      Shwet_Rag 29 jan
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                                                                                                      • Technically according to the idiot Governors today, a baby doesn't exist until its outside of the womb. And even then it's okay to kill it if the mother doesn't want it.
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                                                                                                        • Yeah this is what I need after dislocating my knee for the first time
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                                                                                                          • Feminist: can I kill it a few seconds before its birth or are my rights infringed upon
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                                                                                                            • Maybe we could heal ourselves properly if boomers would let us study stem cells
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                                                                                                              • facts i’ve sprained both ankles twice and i broke my right ankle once, now they pop and/or cramp if i run up stairs before like walking normally
                                                                                                                tbenitex 1 feb
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                                                                                                                • Good news you can grow a new knee. Bad news it won’t be your own.
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                                                                                                                  • Abortion is murder. Change my mind
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                                                                                                                    • That why I love being a block of wood. No legs no problem
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                                                                                                                      • I know cum on your ankle
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                                                                                                                        • I mean I twisted my ankle a while ago it isn’t the same but it wasn’t career shattering and it only took a few weeks to heal it was very minor though like no torn ligaments
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                                                                                                                          • Except you'll need to raise AND fend for said baby for 20+ years til it can truly fend for itself
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                                                                                                                            • Feminists brain' this thing growing in me that will eventually think and talk doesn't deserve to live because I don't feel like dealing with it
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                                                                                                                              • Just nut on your leg
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                                                                                                                                • This makes my peepee milk finally feel like it has a purpose
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                                                                                                                                  • Our bodies are so afraid to mess up nerves during the healing process that they just kind of don't even try
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                                                                                                                                    • Bruh I hurt my knee playing pickup basketball last year in September and I still can’t bend my knee all the way
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                                                                                                                                      • To be fair, the ravages of pregnancy are permanently altering as well; a woman’s body is never what it was before and for some, never will be.
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                                                                                                                                        • Abortion: that's where you wrong kiddo 👉😎👉
                                                                                                                                          JR_Riddle 30 jan
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                                                                                                                                          • Goddamnit I just made nachos
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                                                                                                                                            • Yeah all cool until the New York laws about abortion kill them up to birth
                                                                                                                                              eZSlayerD 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                              • If women can generate why can’t they regenerate?
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                                                                                                                                                • Wish we could just regrow ourselves instead of new people
                                                                                                                                                  spiderman 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                  • Stem cell research needs to be funded more
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                                                                                                                                                    • Your cells are replaced roughly every 6 months so any injuries longer then that are crazy
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                                                                                                                                                      • True I broke my ankle skateboarding and I still can’t walk without pain
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                                                                                                                                                        • Its due to the fact that a “twisted ankle” means you’ve messed up the ligaments/ tendons. These dont have very good blood supply so it takes a long time to heal
                                                                                                                                                          MrZ3r0 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                          • Humans are so damn weak
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                                                                                                                                                            • More like a week or two you fag
                                                                                                                                                              dndxvjid 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                              • We could do more research with stem cells, but a bunch of bible thumping morons think thats not right
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                                                                                                                                                                • New York can now abort a baby at 9 months, they stick scissors in its head.
                                                                                                                                                                  Expolsive 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                    • You dont grow the body. Your just what holds it and nurtures is. The cells multiply after the sperm and egg meet and starts to form the fetus. The cells do the work. Not Your body. Technically a baby is a parasite. As it just sits inside you and takes your nutrients
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                                                                                                                                                                      • And apparently it is completely allowed to rip apart a fully formed, pain-feeling human one minute before they are born in New York.
                                                                                                                                                                        Eddiy 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Obviously you have to put your ankle inside you
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                                                                                                                                                                          • at that point just cut off your leg and get a cool robot leg
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Not fully formed if it was fully formed it would be about 5'9 and about 150 lbs
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • *Grabs shotgun
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • I pulled a groin muscle during soccer probably 7 years ago and it still hurts from time to time
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Never twisted or broken anything so can't relate gang rise up
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I’m going to take one for the team, goodbye straight life, goodbye datyler.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Vaulty 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Upvote this to get a red username 😳
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I twisted my knee really bad falling on some ice and it still fucking hurts right the fuck now
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • "awesome! How long will it take me to grow a full beard?" "15 years, but your ass will be a jungle in 5"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Tfw you go gay for Top Comment
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • If by fully functional you mean helpless and useless for about 15 years then yeah...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • It's legal to kill babies now rejoice my fellow baby slayers
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