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    • Humans are weak sauce
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    • I gotta dick rash
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    • Reproduction is much more important to your genes than your ankle is. Our ancestors were making babies before they even HAD ankles .
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    • Pros of the human body: you can grow a new ankle. Cons: it's not your ankle
      BBrasha 6 aug
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    • We got a 20 in intelligence but a 8 in strength
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    • If you properly do physical therapy it usually heals normally, y’all just skip on proper health treatments and then complain about not healing.
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    • Maybe if our government would stop being a bunch of bitches and let us do stem cell research we could properly heal ourselves
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    • You can fall out of a plane and hit solid ground and walk away fine. But you can also slip in the shower and fucking die
      SCP_956 2 aug
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    • Doc: Stretch that ankle every day. Me: For like a week and then it’s better? Doc: No, that’s just something that you do now.
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    • Stem cells are a hell of a drug
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    • This is why stem cell research is huge for the future of medicine
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    • You have to put put your foot back in your moms womb to heal quicker
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    • Yeah, but like somehow it still heals. Y’all talk shit, but most animals couldn’t survive the injuries we walk away from
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    • Throw some semen on that shit and grow a new Ankle
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    • biology cares about reproduction, it'll only heal enough so you don't die and can reproduce more
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    • It’s easier to build a strong foundation than it is to repair a broken one.
      _Thaine_ 2 aug
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    • "At what age will I get back pain?" "Oh you won't have to worry about that for a while, you're a kid." *Actually gets back and neck pain in 8th grade like a boss*
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    • Don’t worry we can also survive falling thousands of feet on accession but also die falling out of a chair
      Proc 4 aug
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    • Y’all ever beat your dick so hard you rub the skin off where your thumb goes on your dick and you end up with a scab on your dick?
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    • Also if you dislocate anything and dont flex the muscle that forced it out of the socket in the first place enough you will never move that limb correctly again
      Phren_Z 3 aug
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    • Humans are either God Level™️ or 1 hit KO
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    • We're meat sacks with blood. What do you expect
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    • It's actually doesn't count as a human if its inconvenient. Fun fact
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    • The body doesnt build the baby, it just provided it the nutrients it needs to.
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    • Feet are horribly designed, well not really designed because there is no God but, they evolved fucking horribly. The human foot was a mistake, bring back my opposable foot thumbs.
      Goomy 2 aug
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    • That’s cuz growing a baby has stem cells which are like gods in the cellular world
      LittleB 2 aug
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    • Babies aren't fully formed humans in 9 months. They don't have knee caps and don't fully develop them until like 3 or 4 years old
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    • I'm currently 9 months pregnant and let me tell you, this shit does not feel magical. My body is mad af
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    • * Sad Cat Noises*
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    • Fuck you human body. Fuck you.
      Purrs 5 aug
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    • They’re called stem cells. They’re used for development. Fetuses have a lot, adults don’t have very many
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    • It’s a lot easier to create something than it is to fix it back to its previous point
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    • Even after taking Meloxicam for the tendinitis in both my hips, ankles, and knees for weeks, I still can’t run or walk far distances without my knees and ankles hurting :/
      xBitchTF 3 aug
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    • I rolled my ankle like a month ago and the top of my toes feel kinda numb still.
      Xalpho 3 aug
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    • Pretty sure the baby is the one growing on its own using stem cells...
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    • WetBlush 2 aug
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    • Most animals just die if they break anything or develop knots of bone that create disfiguring repairs to injuries. By comparison, we strong.
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    • Apparently yall women can't make good ankles
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    • Actually we are pretty good at healing compared to other animals. We might be down for a bit but other species die from stuff we get up from
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    • God really nerfed the human body
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    • Its cuz few ppl doing physical therapy. Without u never gain full control and strength back. Go to PT ppl, its easy
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    • Dude I shoved a bouncy ball up my ass when I was a kid I stg it never came back out
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    • It's almost like it's easier to create something new than fix something that already exists
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    • Yeah but the little human will need constant care. It's not like the little fucker will be combat and survival ready
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    • Well the when women are pregnant they form stem cells and these mofos are basically dittos , the use to use em for research but since the primary source were from fetuses and abortions it was controversial and they stopped it , but stem cells are able to become anything
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    • Human abilities are super rng based
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    • A screenshot of an Instagram post thats a screenshot of a Twitter post with the name cut off. We're reaching levels of scummy never thought possible
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    • It’s bc it’s a ligament/joint and your body doesn’t consider it a big enough priority to repair it. Physical activity helps to get blood flow to the area but you might just want to get a cortisone shot, only a few hundred dollars.
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    • I sprained/broken my right ankle at least 4 times from when I played basketball and now it’s in a constant state of being slightly swollen
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    • A cool thing is pregnant women’s fetuses can send stem cells to help heal if the mother becomes damaged
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    • The brain named itself
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    • Humans have strength and durability when it comes to the weirdest thing. They can fall down a hill and come out unscathed but then slip on a floor and break their ankle.
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    • Bavle 2 aug
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    • You sure talking brain?
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    • nice fucking crop
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    • To be fair that body will probably never be the same after the baby is born either
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    • Knees and ankles are terrible design flaws
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    • so you can grow a new ankle, but not fix the one you have currently.
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    • Well that’s the power of stem cells
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    • Humans actually have some of the best regeneration of all animals. We can heal so much quicker than most, and survive what would be lethal to most. Unfortunately, what we have speed we lack in precision. That's why big injuries don't end up perfectly the way it was. We heal far too fast
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    • Just gestate a whole new ankle and replace it with yours. It might take, like, 16 years for it to be as strong as your other one (pre sprain), but when you're super old, that'll be the joint that starts creaking last.
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    • Ok but are we just not going to mention how cool it is that the human body can actually heal itself from things like that?? A lot of animals will just straight up die from shock if they break a bone or experience some other serious injury. Our bones literally heal themselves that shits crazy
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    • Human Body:
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    • Lowkey what if we are controlled by a little organism and when we die they just crawl into another baby and that’s why we can remember our birth or our first few years
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    • Only women can do that
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    • I fell on my wrist 2 years ago and it just now stopped hurting
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    • It took my feet over a year to heal from getting broken. I still get small pains every now and then.
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    • I too watch Louis C.K.
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    • we need to start replacing all our natural body parts with stronger replaceable ones. i really don't see why we can't.
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    • Bitch a baby is bread and you are the oven, you may provide the heat, but the yeast in the bread is doing all the work
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    • Oh don’t worry guys... soon enough we’re all gonna have mechanical enhancements and not have to worry about that kind of shit period.
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    • One thing: stem cells
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    • Well duh when you were being formed you were in uterus fluid which has lots of that growth shit so simple solution shove your ankle back in your mother's uterus
      BiFungi 2 aug
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    • I accidentally bit my lip while biting into a burger, but I shrugged it off because I was with my friends, then I accidentally bit my FUCKING tongue. (1/2)
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      Suzuha 2 aug
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    • Conjuration 100 Restoration 0
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    • Tbh after your 20's, nature doesn't give a fuck about you. It sucks, but your body starts going downhill way too soon in life imo. I don't blame people for having a midlife crisis. We spend the better part of our years preparing for the lamer parts of our lives. Tragic irony.
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    • Glad im not human and my ankles fix themselves in a day
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    • I fucked my elbow up pretty bad a year ago and it’s still pretty fucked
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    • Ah yes my body can do what it is made to do fine but when it breaks it doesn't fix fine? Man
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    • The magic of stem cells
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    • Yeah but it also takes 7years for that new human to be useful
      Pagician 2 aug
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    • Imagine having to grow a baby inside your ass. Male gang hashtag
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    • Ever hear of stem cells
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    • Stem cells
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    • But the same injury for most of the animals on earth is a death sentence or unhealable, Humand actually gave incredible healing abilities compared to most everything else on Earth
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    • Well at least you don't just die from twisting your ankle like some animals.
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    • Unless you're a professional athlete. Shit heals in like two months
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    • One of those had to do with cum. Maybe rub some cum on it
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    • It’s okay. They make up for it by giving other animals the possibility of just growing a whole fucking arm after losing it. We should get that but we dont
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    • Actually, it takes both sets of hoomans to fully produce a bahbe. So, in order for your ankle to heal, you must steal and merge with a male's body to achieve full huemen powah.
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    • Yall is my birthday today, Im 16 now!
      Lord_E 2 aug
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    • The human isn't even fully grown when it comes out it still needs to incubate for like 6 more months
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    • The human body is pretty pathetic overall. Bad design. Oh, you broke one little bone in your neck or spine? Well, from now on, nothing below that point is going to work. Enjoy your life.
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